The David Crichton Experience : May 2019

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE DAY/NIGHT 3 SESSIONS

AH THE CIRCUS

11:13AM EST - 11:33AM EST

5.28.2019

TUESDAY MAY 28TH, 2019

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
VANESSA B. STALLONE
HER DEBUT FRANCHISE
CIRCA 2019

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
THE JUNGLE REIGNS SUPREME

DEAR INTRUDER,
THE JUNGLE IS AWARE OF YOUR INTRUSION. THE JUNGLE HAS BEEN MADE AWARE OF YOUR ENTRANCE INTO IT'S DEADLY REALM. THE JUNGLE IS ON TO YOUR DECIET DEAR INTRUDER. THE JUNGLE HAS DISPATCHED UNITS ON TO YOUR VERY LOCATION DEAR UNINVITED YET AND STILL-STILL VISITING, GUEST. THE JUNGLE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU; AND IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, THERE ARE SEVERAL OPTIONS DEAR FRIEND. PICK A FROG, THEN LICK A FROG, WATCH YOUR TICKER CLOG. OR YOU CAN ALWAYS STICK AROUND, EXPERIENCING THE MUCH THICKER FOG. IF SHE WAS ANY THICKER, SHE COULDN'T JOG. DON'T BREAK A TWIG IN THE JUNGLE. DON'T GET TOO SICK WITHIN THE JUNGLE. IF THEY COULD TELL YOU THEY COULD SMELL YOU WOULD YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU FAILED YOU? YOU GAVE YOURSELF AWAY WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THEY SMELLED YOU MILES AWAY FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE OCEAN IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE AQUATIC JUNGLE. DROP RELEASE SOME BLOOD, THE GREAT WHITE'S EYES ROLLBACK NO PRICES, ALL WHITE OR ALL BLACK JUST PROTECT THE EYELIDS.

IF YOU WERE DROPPED INTO THE JUNGLE, FROM A PLANE. LEFT WITH ONLY ONE THANG TO MAINTAIN, COULD YOU HANDLE IT? IF THE ANSWER IS YES THEN DON'T GUESS, YOU'RE ONLY LEFT WITH A PARACHUTING VEST. YES, PROPERLY HANDLE IT SO YOU DON'T GET DISMANTLED IN THE WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE...TITLE CARD. THE JUNGLE LOVES THE COLD OPEN. THE JUNGLE WORD'S HAVE BEEN SPOKEN. DON'T GO IN THE JUNGLE BROKEN AND IF YOU DO GO INTO THE JUNGLE BROKEN, YOU CAN WALK OUT WITH YOURSELF WOKEN. CAN'T BE IN THE JUNGLE HOPING, WHEN THE SUNSETS FIND COVER. THE PREDATION NEVER STOPS. SOME ARE DIURNAL WHILE SOME ARE NOCTURNAL. DON'T GET KNOCKED TURNED OVER, OR ROCKED INTO TURNOVERS. YOU ONLY GET ONE TURNOVER IN THE JUNGLE, WHICH COULD STILL BE YOUR LAST AND SO YOU BETTER STAY HUMBLE AND YOU BETTER MOVE FAST. IN THE JUNGLE, JUNGLE LAW REIGNS SUPREME BETTER KEEP YOUR HUNGER, STAY TO READY TO RUMBLE, STRAIGHT WAR MONGER. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE IN FEAR. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE SCARED. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE TIRED. THE JUNGLE NEVER RETIRES. YOU WILL ALWAYS SEE SOMETHING BEING EATEN IN THE JUNGLE. GET AWAY FROM THE CATCH OR YOU'RE NEXT. STAY OUT OF FOREIGN CAVES WHEN INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE. ISN'T EVERY CAVE WITHIN THE JUNGLE FOREIGN TO AN INTRUDER? GUESS THAT'S NOT YOUR CAVE. I GUESS YOU HAD BEST TO STAY OUT. YOU COULD WALK IN, POKE AROUND, SEE WHAT'S INSIDE. UNTIL THEY POKE YOU AND YOU'RE NOW INSIDE THE CAVE IN THE WORST WAY. DOES IT FEEL WARMER IN A PREDATOR'S BELLY? SO STAY OUT OF THE JUNGLE. DOES IT FEEL COZIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF A GIANT SPIDER WEB? IF AN ITSY BITSY SPIDER CREEPS THE HUMAN OUT, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE SIGHT OF THE MOST DANGEROUS SPIDER IN THE JUNGLE.

12:29PM EST - 12:47PM EST
5.28.2019
TUESDAY MAY 28TH, 2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
VANESSA B. STALLONE

THE JUNGLE IS

THE JUNGLE IS A PLACE TO BE RESPECTED. EVERY SINGLE STEP TAKEN IN THE JUNGLE, COULD BE YOUR SECOND TO LAST STEP TAKEN. WATCH YOUR STEP WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS WATCHING. THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS WAITING. THE PREDATORS ARE ALWAYS LURKING WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS HURTING FOR MORE FOOD. THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FEAST. DO NOT BE THE FEAST WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE FEAST NEVER MAKES IT OUT SOLID. DON'T BE A WASTE. DO NOT WASTE YOUR LIFE MESSING AROUND WITHIN THE JUNGLE. ONLY THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE THE JUNGLE'S RULE. ONLY THE WISE WILL FOLLOW THE JUNGLE LAW. FOLLOWING THE JUNGLE LAW IS VITAL WITHIN THE JUNGLE. IN THE JUNGLE'S REALM, FOLLOWING THE JUNGLE REALM IS KEY. TO YOUR HEALTH, YOUR WEALTH AND TO YOUR FLESH. PROTEECT YOUR FLESH IN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T OFTEN BLUNDER. THE JUNGLE KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE AT ALL TIMES. THE CREATURES OF THE JUNGLE WERE CREATED TO EAT. AND EAT THEY WILL.

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO NOT BE EATEN WITHIN THE JUNGLE? WOULD YOU LIKE TO STARVE WITHIN THE JUNGLE? DO YOU WANT TO EAT EVERYDAY IN THE JUNGLE ? ARE YOU WILLING TO EAT THREE MEALS A DAY WITHIN THE JUNGLE? ARE YOU WILLING TO KILL WITHIN THE JUNGLE? ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES IN ORDER TO EAT THREE KILLS A DAY IN THE JUNGLE? THAT SOUNDS LIKE 30 BODIES PER WEEK. NOW YOU SEE WHAT THE PREDATORS OF THE JUNGLE GO THRU. THEY NEED THIRTY BODIES EVERY SEVEN DAYS. THE PREDATORS OF THE JUNGE CAN AFFORD NO COMPASSION, THEY GOTTA EAT JUST LIKE YOU HAVE TO EAT. WILL YOU EAT THEM? ARE YOU WILLING TO EAT THE JAGUAR? THE JAGUAR'S EQUIPPED TO EAT YOU. JUST ASK HIM IF HE'S HUNGRY. ASK THE JAGUAR IF HE COULD USE A PLUMP SNACK RIGHT NOW? IF HE IS IN HUNGER THEN HE IS WILLING.

1:49PM EST - 2:21PM EST

5.28.2019

TUESDAY MAY 28TH, 2019

V.B. STALLONE

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

SESSION #

THE JAGUAR CAN SEE YOU

THE JAGUAR CAN SEE YOU RIGHT NOW. CAN YOU SEE THE JAGUAR? THE JAGUAR CAN HEAR YOUR EVERY STEP RIGHT NOW? WHERE IS THE JAGUAR? NOW WHERE IS THE JAGUAR, IN RELATION TO YOU? NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, OR TOO CLOSE TO REMAIN COMFORTABLE? HOW CAN YOU EVER BE COMFORTABLE WITHIN THE JUNGLE? WHEN WERE YOU EVER COMFORTABLE FROM INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE BRUSH? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE COMFORTABLE INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE? THERE IS ONLY ONE ORGANISM AT A TIME, COMFORTABLE FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE KING. THE JUNGLE KING SPECIES ARE ALWAYS COMFORTABLE ON THE HUNT. THE KING OF THE JUNGLE IS NEVER HUNTED. IF THE KING OF THE JUNGLE IS EVER HUNTED, HE AWAITS YOUR FLESH.

IS THE JAGUAR, THE KING OF THE RAINFOREST? OR IS IT THE BLACK CAIMAN? IS THE CAIMAN, AN ALLIGATOR OR A CROCODILE? FROM WHAT SPECIES OF ANIMAL DOES THE BLACK CAIMAN DESCEND? IT DOESN’T MATTER, THE JAGUAR MIGHT EAT YOU BEFORE THE CAIMAN. OR MAYBE, THE CAIMAN, WILL EAT YOU FIRST. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THE CAIMAN WILL GET TO YOU BEFORE THE JAGUAR. WOULD YOU PREFER THAT? WHAT IF THE CAIMAN GOT GOT BY THE JAGUAR, AFTER YOU GOT-GOT BY THE CAIMAN. IS THAT TOO TRAGIC? NO...WHAT’S TRAGIC IS BEING INSIDE OF THE ANACONDA, WHO GOT THE JAGUAR, WHO GOT THE BLACK CAIMAN, WHO HAD GOTTEN YOU GOT. NOW THAT’S TRAGIC. THAT’S JUST THE FOOD CHAIN. HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT ON THE FOODCHAIN PERCHED FROM THE TOP PERSPECTIVE.

WHY WOULD YOU EVER GO INTO THE JUNGLE? WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING FOR? TREASURE? YOU WERE LOOKING FOR TREASURE FROM WITHIN THE TREASURE? SEARCHING FOR TREASURE INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE IS DANGEROUS. STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT, IF THE TREASURE IS STILL WITHIN THE JUNGLE, THEN THE TREASURE IS STILL WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE HAS THE TREASURE AND THE JUNGLE HAS ALWAYS HAD THE TREASURE, SINCE THE TREASURE HAD BEEN LOST INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE. THIS MEANS NO ONE BEFORE YOU HAS MANAGED TO TAKE ALL OF THE TREASURE OUT. MAYBE SOME OF THEM TOOK SOME OF IT OUT. MAYBE ONLY A FEW ONLY MANAGED TO ESCAPE WITH A FEW TREASURE PIECES. OR MAYBE ONLY ONE HAS MADE IT OUT. OR MAYBE THEY DECIDED TO STAY AND WATCH OVER THE JUNGLE. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WATCH OVER THE JUNGLE? WILL THE JUNGLE WATCH OVER YOU? WILL YOU LOOK OUT FOR THE JUNGLE? WILL YOU FOLLOW THE JUNGLE RULE? IN THE JUNGLE LAW, THE JUNGLE REIGNS SUPREME INDEED SO CAN YOU ABIDE BY THOSE.

YOU WANT ME TO SIT HERE AND TELL YOU MAKING IT OUT OF THE JUNGLE WAS GOING TO BE EASY? YOU WANT ME TO SIT HERE AND TELL YOU THAT THE JAGUAR WON’T RIP YOUR STINKING FLESH OFF OF THE COLLAGEN? THE JAGUAR WILL UTTERLY DEVOUR YOU. THE ANACONDA WILL SQUEEZE YOU TO DEATH. THE ANACONDA, WILL HOLD YOU NEAR AND DEAR TO IT’S HEART. THE ANACONDA CONDONES BONE CRUSHING BASS. THE ANACONDA WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE. ALL ANACONDAS SWALLOW. ALL ANACONDAS HAVE DEEP THROAT. THE ANACONDA WILL DEEP THROAT YOU. AS THE ACID BURNS YOUR FLESH, ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? CAN YOU STILL BREATHE? DOES ONE’S HEART STILL BEAT FROM WITHIN AN ANACONDA BELLY. WOULD YOU RATHER KILL THE ANACONDA OR KILL THE JAGUAR? WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT TO SURVIVE?

RESPECT THE JUNGLE, WHETHER FROM THE INSIDE OR THE OUTSIDE. AN OUTSIDER, DISRESPECTFUL TO THE JUNGLE LAW IS DOOMED ONCE INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE. RESPECT IS ESSENTIAL, ESPECIALLY WHEN INSIDE THE JUNGLE. ONCE INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE, DON’T GET TARGETED. DON’T BE A MARK. DON’T BE A TARGET. DON’T GET FOLLOWED FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. YOU MAY NOT SEE WHO FOLLOWS. THEY COULD BE IN THE TREES. THE PREDATORS OF THE AMAZON CAN FOLLOW YOU THRU THE AIR, THEY CAN FOLLOW YOU THRU THE WATER. THE PREDATORS OF THE AMAZON CAN FOLLOW YOU THRU THE TREES. OR THE PREDATORS COULD BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU, MID AIR, DIVING TOWARDS YOUR SKULL.

THE WILD DOGS OF AFRICA OR THE DESERT WILL EAT YOU FROM THE BUTT AND THEN THEY GO BOTH WAYS. THE JAGUAR OF THE AMAZONIAN RAINFOREST WILL TAKE YOU ON HEADSTRONG, ONE ON ONE, HEAD ON COLLISION. THE BIG CATS DON’T BARK, THEY ROAR. THE GREAT WOLVES DON’T BARK, THEY HOWL AT THE MOON BEFORE CRASHING ON YOURS. THE ANACONDA IS FASTER IN THE WATER THAN ON THE GROUND. ON LAND, THE ANACONDA IS A SLUG. AT OVER FIFTH TEEN FEET IT CAN BE AS SLUGGISH AS IT WANTS TO BE ON LAND. IF IT CATCHES YOU IN THE WATER, YOU’RE LITERALLY CHANGED TO DEAD IN THE WATER. DEAD IN THE WATER VIA THE ANACONDA. CONDI DOESN’T PLAY. CONDI IS NO GANDI. MAHATMA.

5.28.2019

TUESDAY MAY 28TH,2019

3:03PM EST - 3:23PM EST

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

VANESSA STALLONE

HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN IN THE JUNGLE? THERE IS AN ANACONDA TEN FEET BEHIND YOU. THE YELLOW-GREEN ANACONDA THAT IS TEN FEET BEHIND YOU IS IN FACT FIFTH TEEN FEET IN LENGTH ITSELF. HOW MANY FEET DO YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU ARE CAUGHT? IF THE ANACONDA WRAPS IT’S NON VENOMOUS COILS AROUND YOU, YOU’RE STILL DEAD. IF YOU CAN OUTRUN THE ANACONDA, MAYBE YOU WILL HAVE SURVIVED LONG ENOUGH TO MEET THE JAGUAR. CAN YOU NOW ESCAPE THE JAGUAR, IF YOU CAN SEE THE JAGUAR? NOW TELL ME, DO YOU SEE THE JAGUAR? IF THE JAGUAR CATCHES YOU SLIPPING FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE, THEN THE JAGUAR SLIPS ITS FANGS INTO YOUR BRAIN. EVEN THE TIGER WOULDN’T DO THAT TO YOU. THE LION WOULD NOT FIERCE YOUR BRAIN, THE JAGUAR DIDN’T CARE ABOUT YOUR BRAIN. THE JAGUAR WILL KEEP YOUR BRAIN IN A JAR NO JFK BEETLE. THE JAGUAR WILL HURT YOU. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF, NOTHING MORE THAN A LITTLE HURT BY THE JAGUAR, CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY. CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED IN BEING SO FAVOURABLE AS TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER WITH THE JAGUAR. CAN YOU SEE THE JAGUAR?

THE PIRANHA OF THE AMAZONIAN WATERS

YOU WERE FISHING IN A BOAT IN AN AMAZONIAN PRIMARY AND THE BOAT BEGINS TO LEAK. YOUR FRIEND GETS SCARED AND JUMPS OFF OF THE BOAT. THE FRIEND IS NOW SWIMMING TO THE SHORE FROM THE BOAT. THE LAST THING HE SAYS TO YOU BEFORE JUMPING INTO THE VERY MURKY WATERS, IS “GOOD LUCK, SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WATER.” HE JUMPS IN AND BEGINS SWIMMING TO THE SHORE. HIS FLESH IS NOW IN THE WATER. HE FORGOT HE HAD CUT HIS FINGER ON THE FISHING HOOK A FEW MINUTES BEFORE. NOW HIS BLOOD IS IN THE WATER,ALONG WITH HIS FLESH. YOU GOING TO SIT HERE AND TELL ME HIS FLESH AND HIS BLOOD, ARE IN THE WATER? GOOD LUCK INDEED. SO WHAT DO YOU DO NOW DEAR FISHER OF THE AMAZONIAN BASIN? YOUR FRIEND WENT UNDERWATER TO CATCH HIS BREATH. OR MAYBE HE IS UNDERWATER RIGHT NOW FIGHTING TO CATCH HIS BREATH ONCE AGAIN. THE WATER BEGINS TO STIR, THE WATER BEGINS TO SHAKE. THE MURKY WATERS OF THE AMAZONIAN BASIN ARE NOW RED. RED, WITH THE BLOOD OF HIM WHO DARED TO SWIM TO SHORE WITH A BLOODY FINGER. NOW HIS BLOODY FINGER IS POINTED AT YOU. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? WELL THEN, GOOD LUCK AND I’LL SEE YOU AT THE SHORE. I NEVER ENTER MURKY WATERS. ESPECIALLY IN A WOODEN CANOE. OTHERWISE I MAY FIND MYSELF IN NEED OF AIR SUPPORT AND A ROPED WOODEN LADDER.

5.28.2019

TUESDAY MAY 28TH, 2019

6:50PM EST - 7:18PM EST S

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

VANESSA B. STALLONE

THE WANDERING SPIDER OF THE NIGHT

THE WANDERING SPIDER

THE SPIDERS WANDER IN THE NIGHT. WITHIN THE JUNGLE, THE SPIDER WANDERS AFTER SUNSET. DON’T GET CAUGHT WITHIN THE JUNGLE AT NIGHT, BY THE SPIDERS WHO WANDER. THE WANDERING SPIDER WON’T WONDER WHAT IF IT BITES YOU. YOU’RE NOT AN AMAZONIAN RAINING IN PAIN FROG. YOU’RE NO VENUS TRAP. YOU’RE NO POISONOUS DART FROG. YOU CAN GET IT TOO. YOU CAN GO AS WELL. NO MATTER YOU NUMBERS, THE WANDERING SPIDERS OF THE JUNGLE NIGHT WILL HUNT YOU. THEY WILL GET YOU. THEY WILL ATTACK YOU. WILL YOU BE PARALYZED? HOW ELSE COULD IT KEEP YOU STUCK WITHOUT A WEB? IT DOESN’T WAIT FOR IT’S PREY, THE WANDERING SPIDER. YOU’RE DEAD BOY. THE DEFINITION OF HUNTING. WARNING, WARNING, I REPEAT, THE WANDERING SPIDER NOW WANDERS. THE SUN JUST SET IN THE JUNGLE. THE WANDERING SPIDER IS NOT HOME. THE WANDERING SPIDER IS NOT DEAD. THE WANDERING SPIDER, WANDERS. IT WILL LEAVE THE JUNGLE. IF NEED BE, CIVILIZATION CAN CRASH FROM THE SPIDER’S CRASH LANDING. DO THEY HAVE FANGS? DO THEY CARE? YOU CARE? WHY BE AFRAID OF A SPIDER THAT CAN END YOU? DON’T ENTER THE JUNGLE WHEN THINKING THE JUNGLE WILL DEFEND YOU. DON’T LISTEN TO THE JUNGLE AS IT BEFRIENDS YOU. THE JUNGLE CAN END YOU ONE THOUSAND WAYS AND IT LOVES THE ODDS.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF YOU ENCOUNTERING THE BLACK CAIMAN FROM WITHIN THE AMAZONIAN RAINFOREST? ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE ON THE ODDS? WHAT IS THE PERCENTAGE YOU WIN SAID CAIMAN ONE ON ONE? HOW DO YOU KILL THE CAIMAN? WELL, I DON’T KNOW IF THIS HELPS ENOUGH OR NOT BUT, THE JAGUAR HOPS RIGHT SMACK DAB MIDDLE THE CAIMAN’S BACK AND THEN WHAM! THE JAGUAR RIPS THE SPINAL CORD OUT FLAWLESS VICTORY. SO IF YOU WANT TO KILL THE CAIMAN, IN ESSENCE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BREAK THE LEGS. IF YOU CAN’T BREAK ALL LEGS AT ONCE THEN JUST FRACTURE THE SPINE. YOUR TEETH WON’T PIERCE THE SKULL BUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRY. IF YOU HAVE TWO FORKS ON YOU THEN THE SIMULTANEOUS EYE PLUCKER FATALITY MIGHT SAVE YOU, OR AT LEAST SAVE YOUR KILLER FROM USING HIS EYES WHILE HE DID SO. GEEZ WALLY, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A CRUMMY GUY.

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, THE BAT EATING GIANT CENTIPEDE OF DEATH. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A BAT? WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THE BAT AND THEN KILLED THE BAT? WAS IT EASY? NO! WAS IT FUN? YOU BET YOUR GRASS L NO. PERSONAL L. KILLING A BAT IS A PERSONAL L. WHO THE L WOKE UP TODAY SAYING GEEZ I WOULD LIKE TO KILL A FULL SIZED BAT BEFORE THE DAY’S END? PROBABLY YOU. IF NOT, THEN YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT READYING YOURSELF OF THE BAT KILLER CENTIPEDE. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. EVEN THOUGH I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING I DO KNOW THE GIANT CENTIPEDE WOULD KNOCK YOUR LIGHTS OUT. YOU SEE, FIRST THIS LITTLE CRITTER’S GOING TO CRAWL ON YOU INSIDE OF THE SOUTH AMERICAN RAINFOREST RIGHT? OR IT MAY CRAWL ON YOU IN AMERICA OR WHEREVER YOU’RE AT RIGHT NOW RIGHT AFTER CRAWLING OUT OF A SOUTH AMERICAN IMPORTED BANANA. ELECTRIC EEL YOU’RE DEAD. THIS CENTIPEDE HANGS UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A BAT, HOLDING A BAT. YOU BETTER HAVE A BAT. THIS IS THE CENTIPEDE THAT COULDN’T STAND: BUT IT HAS LEGS. THE GIANT CENTIPEDE HAS LEGS. IT HAS LEGS. IT’S RUNNING AFTER YOU. THE LEGS ARE MADE OF POISON. THE LEGS HAVE VENOM IN THEM. EVERYTHING IN THE FOREST HAS VENOM IN IT. BY THE TIME YOU FIND ONE HUNDRED SAFE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE, YOU’VE BEE CAUGHT BY VENOM OR FANGS ALREADY. THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND, FROM NATURE’S PERSPECTIVE. IF YOU CAN SAFELY TOUCH IT, THEN IT’S NOT SAFE FROM YOU. THAT PLANT BETTER BE POISONOUS TO THE TOUCH. HOW ELSE IS IT TO SURVIVE THESE VINES? SOME AMAZONIAN TREES YOU DON’T HANG AROUND IN. SOME VINES YOU SHOULDN’T HANG DOWN FROM.

7:47PM EST -8:01PM EST

5.28.2019

TUESDAY MAY 28TH, 2019

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

VANESSA B. STALLONE

WHERE WILL YOU HIDE WHEN INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE? WHERE IS THERE TO RUN? EVERYWHERE IN THE JUNGLE BELONGS TO SOMEONE. YOU’RE ALWAYS NEAR SOMEONE’S TERRITORY AND EVERYONE’S ALWAYS TERRITORIAL. ARE YOU READY FOR A FIGHT? WELL THAT’S ALL THEY DO IN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLED ANIMALS FIGHT ALL OF THE TIME. FIGHTING AND KILLING IS ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR, THE PREDATORS OF THE JUNGLE. POPULATION CONTROL. THE PREDATORS OF THE JUNGLE PROTECT THE EVER GROWING POPULATION. MORE ANIMALS ARE BIRTHED FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE, THAN THOSE LIVING TO SEE FULL GROWN ADULTHOOD. BEING STUCK IN THE JUNGLE IS FULL BLOWN AIDS. ARE YOU A GONER? CAN YOU SURVIVE IT? WILL YOU SURVIVE IT?

THERE’S NO HELPING YOU. THE JUNGLE WON’T SAVE YOU. GPS BELONGS IN UBER AND THERE IS NO UBER FROM THE JUNGLE. THE DRIVER WILL MEET YOU AT THE NEXT TREE. BY THE TIME YOU GET TO THE DRIVER, YOUR PHONE WILL BE DEAD. ARE YOU NEXT? WHAT WAS THAT SOUND? THERE’S SOMETHING BEHIND YOU, IN THE BUSHES, CAN YOU SEE IT. DO YOU SEE IT? IT SEES YOU? IT’S LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU. PRAYING TO GOD YOU DON’T SEE THE SPIDER. THE SPIDER ON YOUR SHOE. THE SHOE SPIDER WANDERING UP YOUR LEG. CAN YOU FEEL IT? IT JUST BIT YOU. DO YOU FEEL IT NOW? ARE YOU SURE? THE VENOMOUS TOXIN IS FLOWING THRU YOUR BODY.

AND NOW THE JAGUAR POUNCES, WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU CAN’T EVEN MOVE. WHAT’S THAT AROUND YOUR NECK? CLAMP! OH NO. DEEP THROAT BITE PENETRATION. SWIFTLY. NOW YOU’RE GOING UP A FREAKIN TREE. WAS THAT A MONKEY? WAS THAT A LAUGHING MONKEY? IS THIS MONKEY LAUGHING AT YOU? WAIT...WAIT...THEY ARE CHEERING THE JAGUAR ON. BETTER YOU THAN THEM THEY SUPPOSE. THEY ARE CHIDING YOU RIGHT NOW. THOSE MONKEYS FIND THIS HILARIOUS. WHAT WERE YOU EVER DOING IN THE JUNGLE? DIDN’T SOMEONE WARN YOU? YOU DIDN’T READ THE SIGNS OF THE JUNGLE ENTRANCE. INTRUDER BEWARE, THIS JUNGLE IS CURSED. ACTUALLY DOCTOR, IT SAYS, INTRUDER BEWARE, THIS BRIDGE IS OLD. FOLLOW THE JUNGLE LAW...OR FIND YOURSELF JAG-BAIT IN THE JAG LOCK, GETTING JAG-DRAGGED UP THE JAG-TREE INTO THE JAG-LAIR. JAGS DON’T BITE FAIR. THEY BITE HEAD HAIR.

5.28.2019

TUESDAY MAY 28TH,2019

9:39PM EST - 10:11PM EST

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

VANESSA BUNNI STALLONE

THE JUNGLE WAS

THE JUNGLE WAS ONCE A PLACE THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD PLAY IN. OH THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD ESCAPE THE JUNGLE. THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD AFFORD TO SPEND ALL DAY IN THE JUNGLE. THEY THOUGHT GETTING OUT OF THE JUNGLE WAS AS EASY AS GETTING OUT SAFELY THE JUNGLE WAS. THE JUNGLE WAS NEVER SAFE. WHO TOLD THEM THE JUNGLE WAS SAFE. CREATURES GET EATEN, IN AND OUT, DAY IN AND DAY OUT, INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE. DON’T BE A VICTIM. DON’T VICTIMIZE YOURSELF. DON’T VICTIMIZE OTHERS. KILL ONLY TO NOT BE KILLED. KILL ONLY TO EAT. EAT ONLY TO SURVIVE, THRIVE FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. KEEP YOUR SOUL FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. SOMEHOW MANAGE TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE ONLY WANTS RESPECT. RESPECT THE JUNGLE OR GET OUT NOW. YOU MAY NOT GET ANOTHER CHANCE.

WHAT IS DANGEROUS FROM INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE? EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING? EVERYTHING! THERE ARE ONE THOUSAND WAYS TO PERISH FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE, ONCE AGAIN. DON’T MESS AROUND TOO LONG INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE. DO NOT MESS AROUND IN THE JUNGLE AT ALL. THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO SURVIVE INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE? WHY DID THE BIG CATS NOT GO AFTER HIM? HOW MUCH DOES YOUR LIFE MEAN TO YOU? RESPECT THE JUNGLE LAW THEN. IF YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN SURVIVE WITHIN THE JUNGLE, THEN JUST MAYBE THE JAGUAR WON’T GRIP YOU BY THE NECK.

IF YOU CAN BELIEVE YOU WILL SURVIVE THE JUNGLE BRUSH, YOU CAN. HOPEFULLY YOU WILL. GET OUT OF THE JUNGLE, AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. IT IS INHUMANE INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE DOES NOT PITY YOU. THE JUNGLE DOES NOT FEEL YOUR PLIGHT. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE GROUND, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE WATERS. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE SKY, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BUSH. BASICALLY, WHEN INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE, KEEP YOUR BLINKING EYES ON EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING? EVERYTHING! MAY GOD BLESS YOU IN YOUR JOURNEYS, INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE. AMEN.

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE DAY TWO WRITING SESSION WITH DAY THREE'S FIRST SESSION

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE SAGA

FRIDAY MAY 24TH, 2019

5.24.2019

11:17PM EST - 11:32PM EST

THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE

VANESSA BUNNI STALLONE

THE BIRDS OF PREY
RAPTORS
ANIMALIA
ALL IN RELATION

SATURDAY MAY 25TH, 2019
5.25.2019

HAWK DOVE OR CHICKEN?

HAWKS, YOU HAVE YOUR HAWKS, YOUR DOVES, AND YOUR CHICKENS. HAWKS ARE ALWAYS READY FOR WAR. HAWKS ARE ALWAYS WILLING TO BRING THE FIGHT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR. THE GALAPAGOS HAWK, HAS NOT ONE NATURAL PREDATOR. NOTHING EATS THE HAWK. THE HAWK, IN WAR, IS A WAR MONGEROR. HAWKS ARE ALWAYS AT WAR. HAWKS ARE ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY DESTRUCTION AND DEVASTATION.

DOVES, NOW YOUR DOVES ARE ALL ABOUT LOVE. DOVE LOVE. DOVES NEVER PROMOTE HOSTILITY, VIOLENCE AND OR MURDEROUS WARFARE. DOVES ONLY RETREAT TO MORE CONSCIOUS HEIGHTS. THE DOVE STAYS PERCHED FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF UNIVERSAL COMPREHENSION AND EQUAL STANDING. THE DOVE STANDS FOR PEACE. THE DOVES STANDS FOR CIVILITY WITHIN THE JUNGLE REALM.

3:46PM EST - 3:51PM EST - 3:54PM EST
5.26.2019
MAY 26TH, 2019

THE CHICKEN, THE CHICKEN STANDS FOR NOTHING. THE CHICKEN IS ALWAYS AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT FIGHT. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT STAND AGAINST FIGHTING. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT STAND FOR A SINGLE THING. THE CHICKEN WILL RUN. THE CHICKEN WILL DUCK. THE CHICKEN WILL COWER. THE CHICKEN WILL HIDE. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT AIM. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT PERCH. THE CHICKEN DOES NOT FLY. THE CHICKEN DOESN'T WANT TO FLY.

SATURDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
5.26.2019

5:30PM EST - 5:42PM EST

THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE

THE SKY IS BEAUTIFUL, IN THE JUNGLE. THE BREEZE IS NEAR, IN THE JUNGLE. THERE ARE MANY FLOWERS IN THE JUNGLE. MANY BERRIES AND FRUIT WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THERE IS WATER, IN THE JUNGLE. IT RAINS, IN THE JUNGLE. IT POURS, IN THE JUNGLE. YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED IN THE JUNGLE. FOR THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS HUNGRY. AUTO TYPE AGREES. THE JUNGLE IS A PLACE TO EAT AT. THE JUNGLE IS A PLACE TO SURVIVE IN. THE JUNGLE MUST BE CONQUERED. WE MUST CONQUER OURSELVES FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE, IN ORDER TO THRIVE UP ON OUT THEREOF. CAN'T MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE, IN THE JUNGLE. IF THEY HEAR YOU, THEY CAN SMELL YOU. IF THEY CAN SMELL YOU THEN MAYBE YOU ARE UPWIND. PRACTICE CHASITY, WITHIN THE JUNGLE. BE RESERVED, IN THE JUNGLE. EVERYTHING ISN'T SAFE TO TOUCH, WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE PREDATORS ARE NEVER TOO FAR AWAY. WHATEVER IT IS YOU HOLD DEAR, COULD YOU HOLD ON TO IT, WITHIN THE JUNGLE?

5:42PM EST - 5:52PM EST
5.26.2019

THE HONEY BADGER. THE HONEY BADGER IS FEARLESS. THE HONEY BADGER IS DAUNTLESS. THE HONEY BADGER NEVER GAVE A CIVILIZED RAT'S CARCASS. THE HONEY BADGER WILL TAKE ON ANY DREAM. THE HONEY BADGER WILL TAKE ON ANY NIGHTMARE. HONEY BADGERS WILL FIGHT A LION... HONEY BADGERS EAT DEADLY SNAKES. HONEY BADGERS JUMP ROPE, DOUBLE DUTCH AROUND THE DEADLIEST SNAKES WITHIN THE JUNGLE, JUST TO EAT THE DEADLIEST SNAKES OFFERED BY THE JUNGLE. LIKE WE SAID BEFORE THE SKY IS BEAUTIFUL. DON'T STARE UP THERE TOO LONG THOUGH IF YOUR ODOR'S STRONG YO.

8:15PM EST - 8:30PM EST

5.26.2019
SUNDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
VANESSA STALLONE

THE JUNGLE IS NOTHING TO PLAY AROUND WITH. THE JUNGLE IS NOTHING TO MESS AROUND IN. FOR IN THE JUNGLE, THERE IS NO TIME FOR PLAY. IN THE JUNGLE, BREAK A TWIG AND GIVE AWAY YOUR POSITIONING NO GLOBAL SYSTEM. THERE IS NO HELP IN THE JUNGLE. THERE IS NO MEDIC IN THE JUNGLE. HERE, THERE IS NO AIR SUPPORT. THERE IS NO BOAT AWAITING YOUR RED FLARES IN THE AIR INSTEAD THERE IS NOTHING TO BUY BUT DANGER BOY. DANGER BOY. THE JUNGLE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE. ARE YOU HUNGRY? I MEAN, THE JUNGLE STILL IS SO THAT'S JUST TOO BAD. YOU'RE JUST BAIT IN THE JUNGLE. OR ARE YOU MORE? WHAT IS BETTER THAN BEING THE BAIT? MAYBE THE ONE WHO SET THE FIRST ACTIVATED TRAP. EVEN JASON SETS TRAPS NOW. NO ONE CAN REBOOT THE JUNGLE. NO ONE CAN REMAKE THE JUNGLE. IF MAN EVER TAKES THE JUNGLE AWAY, MAN WILL PERISH AS WELL. THE JUNGLE WILL SEE TO IT. THE FEISTY SUPER CRITTERS OF THE JUNGLE WILL EAT MAN ALIVE. MAN KNOWS HIS PLACE. MAN'S PLACE IS AMONGST OTHER MEN, WITH THEIR FIRE. THEIR FIRE THEY WIELD IN AND OUT OF EACH OTHER'S FACES. SO CIVILIZED. THE JUNGLE CARES NOT FOR CIVILIZATION. A LION IS CIVIL TO ANOTHER LION, AS LONG AS THE LION IS NOT A TERRITORIAL MATING THREAT. A LION CAN NOT BE CIVIL TO AN ELEPHANT UNLESS AT IT'S HUNGRIEST AND WHEN IN FULL COMPANY. THE LION WILL NOT ACT IN CIVILIZED MANNERS AROUND THE GAZELLE. SUCH IS THE GAZELLE NOW TOAST. THAT GAZELLE'S DEAD. HEAD RIPPED OUT. GUTS EXPOSED. NECK BROKEN, TORSO SPLIT IN HALF, LOWER BODY AT THE EDGE OF CIVILIZATION, ROLLING DOWN THE HILL. THIS GAZELLE WASN'T FAST ENOUGH. THIS GAZELLE DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT'S LIFE. THE GAZELLE WANTED TO DIE. THE GAZELLE NEEDED TO FILL NEEDED. I NEEDED THIS GAZELLE IN MY BELLY. I AM SHARING THIS GAZELLE. FOR TONIGHT, WE FEAST. THIS GAZELLE HAD DEAD HOMIES. NOW THE GAZELLE IS THE DEAD HOMIE. THE GAZELLES ARE HERE FOR US. THE GAZELLES, ARE HERE, TO DO WHATEVER IT IS ON EARTH THEY WANT TO DO. UNTIL WE CATCH THEM UTTERLY SLIPPING THAT BE.

9:18PM EST - 9:37PM EST
5.26.2019
SUNDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE
VANESSA B. STALLONE

THE JUNGLE IS HOME TO THE CHAMPION. THE TARZAN OF THE JUNGLE. EVERY JUNGLE HAS IT'S OWN KING. WHO IS WILLING TO BE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE? IN THE JUNGLE, TO BE THE KING, YOU HAVE TO KILL THE KING. THEN THE NEXT KING, TO BE KING, WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU? ARE YOU GOTTI? YOU GOT ME? KAPESH? CAPICH? THE JUNGLE SPARES NO ONE. GET CAUGHT SLIPPING WITHIN THE JUNGLE AND IT WAS YOU WHOM HAD GOTTEN GOT. YOU GOT CAUGHT, NOT THEM. DON'T LOOK AT THEM, THEY CAN'T HELP YOU. THEY WILL WATCH YOU PERISH. THEY WILL SHAKE THEIR HEADS. THE JUNGLE IS NO PLACE FOR FOOLS. FOOLS GET EATEN ALIVE WITHIN THE JUNGLE BRUSH. THE TREES WILL BETRAY YOU. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR WAY WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THAT'S THE WAY LOVE GOES. THAT'S THE WAY THE JUNGLE ROSE SCENT FLOWS. DON'T TRY CRYING. DON'T WASTE TIME WONDERING HOW YOU ENDED UP IN SUCH A TREACHEROUS PLACE? THE AMAZONIAN RAINFOREST IS NO PLACE TO GET LOST IN. HOW WILL YOU EVER MAKE IT OUT? HOW CAN WE BE SAVED IN A PLACE TECHNOLOGY CAN NOT HELP YOU? THERE IS NO UBER IN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE RULE, RULES WITHIN THE JUNGLE BRUSH. WITHIN THE JUNGLE BRUSH IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. TROUBLE FOR YOU, OR TROUBLE FOR YOUR PREY. WHO IS YOUR PREY? WHAT IS THEIR NAME? WHAT ARE THEY? CAN YOU NAME THAT IN WHICH YOU HUNT? CAN YOU NAME THE HUNT? CAN YOU NAME THE PRIZE? CAN YOU NAME THE GAME? CAN YOU SEE THE GAME? WHAT IS BEYOND THAT JUNGLE TREE? MORE TREES FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE NEVER ENDS. TO EVEN GET TO THE END OF THE JUNGLE MEANS YOU ONLY MADE IT TO THE DECIDUOUS FOREST OF EMOTIONS. THE TEMPERATE FOREST OF EMOTIONS LAY RIGHT BEYOND A HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE TREES.

DOES THE JUNGLE CARE YOU MOURN? DOES THE JUNGLE CARE YOU ARE SCARED? DOES THE JUNGLE LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR FEAR? CAN THE JUNGLE NOT WAIT TO CLAIM YOUR FLESH? THE JUNGLE WANTS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT. HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO HAVE WHAT YOU WANT? HOW BAD DO YOU WANT WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE? HOW IMPERATIVE IS IT YOU SURVIVE? CAN YOU SURVIVE INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE? FOR HOW LONG? HOW LONG CAN YOU GO? DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? DO YOU WANT IT BAD ENOUGH? HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT? WHY DO YOU WANT IT SO BAD? WHY DO YOU WANT IT AT ALL? ARE YOU WILLING TO KEEP IT? HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO KEEP IT? ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO KEEP IT? IT IS YOUR LIFE? IS YOUR LIFE NOT AT YOU HAVE? HOW BAD ARE YOU WILLING TO BE TO KEEP YOUR LIFE? HOW GOOD ARE YOU WILLING TO BE, IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN YOUR EXISTENCE? WELL THEN, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

THE JUNGLE CRAVES YOU. THE JUNGLE WANTS YOU BAD. THE JUNGLE WANTS YOU OUT OF THE PICTURE. THE JUNGLE HAS ALREADY DISPATCHED UNITS. THE JUNGLE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, ONLY IF YOU FOLLOW THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE LAW RULES. THAT IS THE WAY THE JUNGLE THROWS. THE JUNGLE WILL TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART. THE JUNGLE WILL TEAR YOU APART. THE JUNGLE WILL SPLIT UP THE ENTIRE PARTY. THE JUNGLE WILL PISS ON YOUR PARADE WITH RAIN. THE JUNGLE HAS SPIES FROM WITHIN THE TREES. THE TREES THEMSELVES ARE SPIES AS WELL. THE WINDS WILL LIE TO YOU. THE FROGS WILL TELL YOU NOTHING. IF YOU WANT OUT. LICK THE FROG. THE ONLY WAY OUT, THERE IT WAS.

THE BERRIES OF THE RAINFOREST ARE NOT EDIBLE. THE BERRIES OF CERTAIN JUNGLES ARE NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH. THE VENUS FLY TRAP WILL TRY YOU EVENTUALLY. THE HUNTERS OF THE JUNGLE OUT NUMBER YOU. THE PREDATION CYCLE DOES NOT FAVOR YOU IN THE JUNGLE. RUN OUT OF TECHNOLOGY AND OH NO. THE THING ABOUT HUMANS IS, ANYTHING THEY CREATE IS TECHNOLOGY. WITHIN THE JUNGLE VINES, THE ONLY TECHNOLOGY IS NATURE.

IT IS A CIRCUS AND A JUNGLE OUT HERE. WE ARE ALL ANIMALS. WE ALL DESERVE TO BE PUT IN CAGES SOMETIMES. WE ALL FIGHT OVER EVERYTHING. WE FIGHT OVER SHELTER. WE FIGHT OVER FOOD. WE FIGHT OVER THE OPPOSITE SEX AND PROCREATION RIGHTS. WE SET TRAPS FOR OTHERS AND SOMETIMES WE SET TRAPS FOR OURSELVES. WE SET TRAPS FOR FOOD. WE STEAL FOOD. WE STEAL FOR FOOD. WE KILL FOR FOOD. WE KILL FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX. SOMETIMES WE KILL THE OPPOSITE SEX THEMSELVES. WE ERADICATE NATURAL SPECIES OFF OF THE PLANET OF OUR BIRTH. ANIMALS MAKE LIFE BETTER. WE DON'T. WE ARE PARASITES UPON THE EARTH. WE ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS. ANIMALS MAKE THE EARTH BETTER. ANIMALS MAKE THE EARTH FEEL BETTER. ANIMALS MAKE THE EARTH LOOK BETTER. ANIMALS MOVE WITHIN LIFE'S NATURAL RHYTHM. ANIMALS ARE CONNECTED TO THE EQUILIBRIUM. ANIMALS DESERVE TO BE HERE. WHAT IS THE PROPER ANALYSIS OF JUST WHAT EXACTLY MANKIND HAS DONE WITH HIS COLLECTIVE TIME ON EARTH? WHEN IS THE LAST TIME WE HAVE EVER SAW ANIMALS DESTROYING THE PLANET OF THEIR BIRTH? THAT WOULD BE SIMILAR TO A LIST OF ANALOGIES JUST AROUND THE RIVER BEND.

SATURDAY MAY 26TH, 2019

5.25.2019

1:50AM EST - 2:13AM EST

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

IT IS A JUNGLE OUT HERE. THERE ARE THE BIG CATS YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR. THE BIG CATS ATTACK ON SIGHT, THEY CAN AND WILL SMELL YOU FROM VERY FAR AWAY SO STAY DOWNWIND. THE JUNGLE IS FULL OF TREACHEROUS PREDATORS. THE AMAZON RAINFOREST WILL KILL ONE IF EVER GIVEN THE PREMILINARY CHANCE TO DO SO. THE LION WILL TEAR YOU APART. THE TIGER WILL SPEND HALF THE TIME WALKING SILENTLY BEHIND YOU. THE TIGER WILL POUNCE ONLY AFTER ENSURING YOU DON'T HAVE TO URINATE FIRST. THE SNOW LEAPORD IS THE ONLY BIG CAT INCAPABLE OF ROARING. NOT TO SAY THE SNOW LEAPORD IS ANYTHING LESS TO FEAR WHEN WITHIN IT'S TERRITORIES. MAYBE THIS MAKES IT MORE SILENT AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T TRY ROARING. THAT WOULD BE THE LAST WHINE ONE EVER HEARS HERE, OR THERE. THE BIRDS OF PREY CAN SIGHT YOU FROM HEIGHTS SOARING ABOVE THE ROARING OF PRIVATE JETS THE UPPER CLASS CAN'T NOTICE OUR PAIN FROM. THE JUNGLE HAS A CIRCUS WITHIN IT. IN THE CIRCUS ARE ELEPHANTS. THERE ARE ELEPHANT ROOMS WITHN THE CIRCUS SCATTERED ALONG VARIOUS POINTS IN THE JOURNEY. WITHIN THESE ROOMS ARE NOTHING BUT ELEPHANTS. WHEN INSIDE OF THESE ROOMS, YOU WILL BE SURROUNDED BY OTHERS. NO ONE WILL MENTION THE ELEPHANTS IN THE ROOM. SOME OF THE ELEPHANTS WILL BE RIDING TRICYCLES AROUND THE ROOM WHILE PLAYING TUNES ON HORNS. THE ELEPHANTS WILL SMELL LIKE CROCODILE. THE CIRCUS HAS LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS. SOME OF THE TIGERS WILL ESCAPE BEFORE THE CIRCUS GETS TO TOWN. SOME OF THE TIGERS WILL ROAM AROUND CIVILIZATION AND BECOME MAN EATERS. TIGERS EAT MORE MEN THAN ANY OTHER BIG CAT. THE TIGER IS THE BIGGEST CAT ON AVERAGE OF THE BIG CATS, WEIGHING SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS IN THE SIBERIAN VARIETY. THE CIRCUS HAS TIGHT ROPES. THE CIRCUS ALSO HAS TIGHT ROPE DANCERS. SOME OF THE TIGHT ROPE DANCERS MISS THEIR STEP. THE CIRCUS NEVER STOPS. THEIR NAMES WERE NEVER ROBIN EITHER. THE CIRCUS HAS MAGICIANS. THESE MAGICIANS RUN OFF WITH YOUR MONEY. THE MAGICIANS GIVE YOU A GREAT SHOW YET AND STILL THEY STILL STEAL YOUR MONEY BEFORE RUNNING OFF. THE CIRCUS HAS POPCORN. YOU CAN BUY THE POPCORN BUT ONLY HALF OF THE POPCORN BAG CAN BE EATEN WITHIN THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE. OTHERWISE THE CIRCUS POLICE WILL ARREST YOU AND FEED YOU TO THE MAN EATING TIGERS WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE CIRCUS. YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BAG WITH YOU HOME. IF YOU THROW AWAY THE BAG YOU GET CIRCUS CURSED. WHEN YOU EXIT THE CIRCUS AND RE ENTER THE JUNGLE, NOW YOU ARE A FUGITIVE OF THE JUNGLE LAW. CIRCUS POPCORN IS CONTRABAND INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE AND IF THE JUNGLE POLICE CATCH YOU WITH CIRCUS POPCORN THEN THEY FEED YOU TO THE RECAPTURED MANEATING CIRCUS TIGERS WAITING BACK INSIDE. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? THROW AWAY HALF THE BAG OF CIRCUS POPCORN AND LOSE EVERYTHING? THE JUNGLE POLICE ARE ON TO YOUR TRASH GAME AND NOW THEY HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED. THROW AWAY THE DAM BAG AND LOSE EVERYTHING OR COME OUTSIDE THE CIRCUS WITH THE POPCORN AND LOSE EVERYTHING. THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE..COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND DIPPED IN DOUGHNUT GLAZE. TIGERS LIKE GLAZED HUMAN. WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE.

MAY 26TH, 2019

11:08PM EST - 11:17PM EST

5.26.2019

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

THERE ARE VULTURES IN THE JUNGLE. SCAVENGERS. IF YOU DIE OF HEAT EXHAUSTION IN THE DESERT OF THE JUNGLE, THEY WILL KINDLY PICK YOUR BONES. PAST THE WHITE MEAT. PASS THE WHITE MEAT. WHAT THEY SAID TO ONE ANOTHER AS THEY CONSUMED THE FLESH THAT ONCE WAS YOURS. THE VULTURES DON'T CARE. WILD DOGS DON'T CARE EITHER. WILD DOGS ARE UGLIER THAN COYOTES AND HYENAS COMBINED. WILD DOGS HUNT IN PACKS. WILD DOGS START AT THE BOOTY. THE WILD DOGS ARE PART OF A GANG. THE EAT A BOOTY GANG. WILD DOGS EAT BUTT AND THEY DON'T CARE. TO A WILD DOG, EATING YOUR BUTT FIRST MEANS YOU'RE NOT RUNNING AWAY OR FIGHTING. INSTEAD OF FIGHTING YOUR UPPER BODY UNTIL YOU'RE GONE, BY THE TIME YOUR UPPER BODY IS ALL YOU HAVE LEFT, YOUR LIFE IS PIE. 3.14 GONE. WILD DOG THREE FOURTEEN SAID IT JUST ATE YOUR BUTT. IF YOU DIDN'T PEE FIRST THEN YOU PROBABLY ENDED UP SHAT ON. HYENAS ROAM FREE IN THE JUNGLE. THEY ARE COMMON IN THE VILLAGES. DOES A HYENA HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR? DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT?

PREDATORS OF THE CONIFEROUS FOREST

PREDATORS OF THE CORAL REEF

PREDATORS OF THE DESERT

FRESHWATER PREDATORS

GRASSLAND KILLERS

PSYCHO ISLANDERS ON TWISTED ISLANDS

THE LIONS OF THE MOUNTAINS

OCEANIC MANIACS OF THE SEA

THE POLAR REGIONS OF DOOM

THE RAINFOREST OF SUDDEN TERROR

SWAMPS AND WETLANDS ARE SO NOT DRY IN THEM YOU COULD DIE

TEMPERATE FORESTS AREN'T ALWAYS SO TEMPERATE

URBAN AREAS, WHERE THE DEAD MAN BECOME TIGER'S BEST FRIEND

CONIFEROUS FOREST

CORAL REEFS

DESERT

FRESHWATER

GRASSLAND

ISLANDS

MOUNTAINS

OCEANS

POLAR REGIONS

RAINFOREST

SWAMPS AND WETLAND

TEMPERATE FOREST

URBAN AREAS

KINGDOM ANIMALIA ANIMAL

PHYLUM CHORDATA VERTEBRAE

CLASS MAMMALIA MAMMAL

ORDER CARNIVORA CARNIVORE

FAMILY FELIDAE CAT

GENUS PANTHERA

SPECIES PANTHERA TIGRIS

ORDER PRIMATES

FAMILY HOMINIDAE GREAT APES

GENUS PONGO

SPECIES PONGO PYGMAEUS ORANGUTAN

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

12:02PM EST - 12:40PM EST

5.26.2019

THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE

PREDATORS OF THE CONIFEROUS FOREST

THE AMERICAN BLACK BEAR WILL TEAR YOU TO SMITTHEREENS. THE WOLF WILL ATTACK YOU IN PACKS WITH NOTHING BUT ABSOLUTE STRATEGY AND A SICKENING HOWL.THE ELK WILL GUT YOU OUT FAST LIKE A FISH. THE OWL WILL SCOOP YOU UP LIKE A MOUSE IN THE FOREST. EVEN THE WEASEL WILL EDDIE HASKAL YOU TO GET WHAT IT WANTS.

PREDATORS OF THE CORAL REEF

IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN THE CORAL REEFS OF THE WORLD, WATCH OUT FOR THE DRUPELLA. DON'T LET THE CROWN OF THORN STARFISH CATCH YOU. URCHINS ARE NOTHING TO PLAY WITH GOOD SIR. THE BIG EYE TREVALLY WILL LEAVE YOU WITH NO EYES. IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO SURVIVE THESE PERILS, NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO FACE IS THE TIGER SHARK. THE TIGER SHARK IS NEXT ONLY TO THE GREAT WHITE SHARK.

PREDATORS OF THE DESERT

COYOTES ARE LURKING IN THE DESERT. BADGERS KILL INSIDE OF THE DESERT. YOU CAN FIND THE GOLDEN EAGLE IN THE DESERT SKIES. KIT FOXES HUNT TO KILL IN THE DESERT. WILL A GREATER ROADRUNNER HURT YOU? WHAT ABOUT A RAVEN?

FRESHWATER PREDATORS

THE PIRANHA WILL SCREW YOU OVER A HUNDRED TIMES OVER, GET IT? THE ELECTRIC EEL WILL KILL YOUR HEARTBEAT IN A HEARTBEAT. THE GOLIATH BIRD EATER SPIDER IS JUST WAITING FOR DAVID. THE TIGER FISH CAN KILL YOU IN THE FRESHWATER RIVER BASINS. WOULD YOU RATHER GET BIT BY THE MATA MATA OR THE SNAKEHEAD? OK, IF THAT CHOICE IS TOO HARD, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE...SALTWATER CROCODILE OR THE NILE CROCODILE? DOESN'T MATTER, THEY'RE BOTH LIVING DINOSAURS THAT CRAWL AND SWIM.

GRASSLAND KILLERS

THE AFRICAN GRASSLANDS ARE HOME TO THE KING OF THE JUNGLE. THE MOUNTAIN LION HUNTS ONLY IN THE MOUNTAINS. THE LIONS OF THE JUNGLE HUNT THE JUNGLE THRU AND THRU. EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES. IN THE SAVANNAH GRASSLANDS, THE LIGHT TOUCHES YOU AS WELL. IN THE NORTH AMERICAN JUNGLE, THE GRASSLANDS ARE OCCUPIED BY THE GREAT WOLVES, FOXES AND COYOTES. MICE OF MEN, RABBITS AND DEER BEWARE IT'S VERY CLEAR.

THE TIMBER WOLVE

PSYCHO ISLANDERS ON TWISTED ISLANDS

THE GALAPAGOS ISLAND IS THE HOME OF THE HAWK. ON THE ISLAND NOTHING CAN KILL THE HAWK.

THE LIONS OF THE MOUNTAINS

OCEANIC MANIACS OF THE SEA

THE POLAR REGIONS OF DOOM

THE RAINFOREST OF SUDDEN TERROR

SWAMPS AND WETLANDS ARE SO NOT DRY IN THEM YOU COULD DIE

TEMPERATE FORESTS AREN'T ALWAYS SO TEMPERATE

URBAN AREAS, WHERE THE DEAD MAN BECOME TIGER'S BEST FRIEND

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

1:57PM EST - 2:07PM EST - 2:09PM EST -- 2:13PM EST

SATURDAY MAY 26TH, 2019

5.26.2019

THE CIRCUS

SO YOU ARE IN THE SAVANNAH GRASSLANDS RIGHT? AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING. THE ELEPHANTS HOORAY AT THE WATERSTOP. HOLD UP; YOU'RE AT THE WATERING HOLE RIGHT NOW? RN? OH OK, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THERE IS A LION BEHIND YOU. THE LION IS MAD THE LION IS ANGRY. THIS LION NEVER SAW THE WIZARD OF OZ. ALL THIS LION HAS IS COURAGE. THE LION WILL COURAGEOUSLY DEFEND IT'S TERRITORIES AGAINST YOUR VILLAINOUS APPROACH. THE LION HUNTS IN PACKS. THE MALE LION WILL EAT YOU LAST. THE FEMALE LION WILL SCREW YOUR BRAINS OUT. CORKSCREW FANGS. THE JUNGLE IS CREEPY THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE. YOU CAN DIE ON THE STREET AS A SQUIRREL OR AS BOBCAT'S HEDGEHOG. WHAT EATS A PORCUPINE? A SNAKE IN PAIN. EVER SEEN A SNAKE MAKE A PAIN FACE? SOME THINGS IN THE JUNGLE YOU EAT. SOME THINGS IN THE JUNGLE YOU'LL ONLY TASTE ONCE. THE JUNGLE CAN OFFER YOU THE LAST TASTE. THE LAST STEP. WATCH YOUR STEP IN THE JUNGLE. IT'S SO TREACHEROUS OUT THERE. EVER SAW THE BATTLE AT KROGER? THAT'S DINNER IN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS HUNGRY. THE JUNGLE ALWAYS DESIRES ANOTHER CORPSE. DON'T VIOLATE THE JUNGLE LAW. KILL ONLY TO EAT OR TO NOT BE KILLED. FOLLOW THE JUNGLE LAW. THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE RULES. THAT IS THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE RULES THE JUNGLE. ENTER THE JUNGLE AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU WERE THOROUGHLY WARNED. IF THE JUNGLE HAD ONE WAY IN AND ONE WAY OUT, COULD YOU MAKE IT OUT?

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