THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE SAGA
FRIDAY MAY 24TH, 2019
5.24.2019
11:17PM EST - 11:32PM EST
THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE
FRIDAY MAY 24TH, 2019
5.24.2019
11:17PM EST - 11:32PM EST
THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE
VANESSA BUNNI STALLONE
THE BIRDS OF PREY
RAPTORS
ANIMALIA
ALL IN RELATION
RAPTORS
ANIMALIA
ALL IN RELATION
SATURDAY MAY 25TH, 2019
5.25.2019
HAWK DOVE OR CHICKEN?
HAWKS, YOU HAVE YOUR HAWKS, YOUR DOVES, AND YOUR CHICKENS. HAWKS ARE ALWAYS READY FOR WAR. HAWKS ARE ALWAYS WILLING TO BRING THE FIGHT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR. THE GALAPAGOS HAWK, HAS NOT ONE NATURAL PREDATOR. NOTHING EATS THE HAWK. THE HAWK, IN WAR, IS A WAR MONGEROR. HAWKS ARE ALWAYS AT WAR. HAWKS ARE ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY DESTRUCTION AND DEVASTATION.
DOVES, NOW YOUR DOVES ARE ALL ABOUT LOVE. DOVE LOVE. DOVES NEVER PROMOTE HOSTILITY, VIOLENCE AND OR MURDEROUS WARFARE. DOVES ONLY RETREAT TO MORE CONSCIOUS HEIGHTS. THE DOVE STAYS PERCHED FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF UNIVERSAL COMPREHENSION AND EQUAL STANDING. THE DOVE STANDS FOR PEACE. THE DOVES STANDS FOR CIVILITY WITHIN THE JUNGLE REALM.
3:46PM EST - 3:51PM EST - 3:54PM EST
5.26.2019
MAY 26TH, 2019
THE CHICKEN, THE CHICKEN STANDS FOR NOTHING. THE CHICKEN IS ALWAYS AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT FIGHT. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT STAND AGAINST FIGHTING. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT STAND FOR A SINGLE THING. THE CHICKEN WILL RUN. THE CHICKEN WILL DUCK. THE CHICKEN WILL COWER. THE CHICKEN WILL HIDE. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT AIM. THE CHICKEN WILL NOT PERCH. THE CHICKEN DOES NOT FLY. THE CHICKEN DOESN'T WANT TO FLY.
SATURDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
5.26.2019
5:30PM EST - 5:42PM EST
THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE
THE SKY IS BEAUTIFUL, IN THE JUNGLE. THE BREEZE IS NEAR, IN THE JUNGLE. THERE ARE MANY FLOWERS IN THE JUNGLE. MANY BERRIES AND FRUIT WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THERE IS WATER, IN THE JUNGLE. IT RAINS, IN THE JUNGLE. IT POURS, IN THE JUNGLE. YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED IN THE JUNGLE. FOR THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS HUNGRY. AUTO TYPE AGREES. THE JUNGLE IS A PLACE TO EAT AT. THE JUNGLE IS A PLACE TO SURVIVE IN. THE JUNGLE MUST BE CONQUERED. WE MUST CONQUER OURSELVES FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE, IN ORDER TO THRIVE UP ON OUT THEREOF. CAN'T MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE, IN THE JUNGLE. IF THEY HEAR YOU, THEY CAN SMELL YOU. IF THEY CAN SMELL YOU THEN MAYBE YOU ARE UPWIND. PRACTICE CHASITY, WITHIN THE JUNGLE. BE RESERVED, IN THE JUNGLE. EVERYTHING ISN'T SAFE TO TOUCH, WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE PREDATORS ARE NEVER TOO FAR AWAY. WHATEVER IT IS YOU HOLD DEAR, COULD YOU HOLD ON TO IT, WITHIN THE JUNGLE?
5:42PM EST - 5:52PM EST
5.26.2019
THE HONEY BADGER. THE HONEY BADGER IS FEARLESS. THE HONEY BADGER IS DAUNTLESS. THE HONEY BADGER NEVER GAVE A CIVILIZED RAT'S CARCASS. THE HONEY BADGER WILL TAKE ON ANY DREAM. THE HONEY BADGER WILL TAKE ON ANY NIGHTMARE. HONEY BADGERS WILL FIGHT A LION... HONEY BADGERS EAT DEADLY SNAKES. HONEY BADGERS JUMP ROPE, DOUBLE DUTCH AROUND THE DEADLIEST SNAKES WITHIN THE JUNGLE, JUST TO EAT THE DEADLIEST SNAKES OFFERED BY THE JUNGLE. LIKE WE SAID BEFORE THE SKY IS BEAUTIFUL. DON'T STARE UP THERE TOO LONG THOUGH IF YOUR ODOR'S STRONG YO.
5.26.2019
5:30PM EST - 5:42PM EST
THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE
THE SKY IS BEAUTIFUL, IN THE JUNGLE. THE BREEZE IS NEAR, IN THE JUNGLE. THERE ARE MANY FLOWERS IN THE JUNGLE. MANY BERRIES AND FRUIT WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THERE IS WATER, IN THE JUNGLE. IT RAINS, IN THE JUNGLE. IT POURS, IN THE JUNGLE. YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED IN THE JUNGLE. FOR THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS HUNGRY. AUTO TYPE AGREES. THE JUNGLE IS A PLACE TO EAT AT. THE JUNGLE IS A PLACE TO SURVIVE IN. THE JUNGLE MUST BE CONQUERED. WE MUST CONQUER OURSELVES FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE, IN ORDER TO THRIVE UP ON OUT THEREOF. CAN'T MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE, IN THE JUNGLE. IF THEY HEAR YOU, THEY CAN SMELL YOU. IF THEY CAN SMELL YOU THEN MAYBE YOU ARE UPWIND. PRACTICE CHASITY, WITHIN THE JUNGLE. BE RESERVED, IN THE JUNGLE. EVERYTHING ISN'T SAFE TO TOUCH, WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE PREDATORS ARE NEVER TOO FAR AWAY. WHATEVER IT IS YOU HOLD DEAR, COULD YOU HOLD ON TO IT, WITHIN THE JUNGLE?
5:42PM EST - 5:52PM EST
5.26.2019
THE HONEY BADGER. THE HONEY BADGER IS FEARLESS. THE HONEY BADGER IS DAUNTLESS. THE HONEY BADGER NEVER GAVE A CIVILIZED RAT'S CARCASS. THE HONEY BADGER WILL TAKE ON ANY DREAM. THE HONEY BADGER WILL TAKE ON ANY NIGHTMARE. HONEY BADGERS WILL FIGHT A LION... HONEY BADGERS EAT DEADLY SNAKES. HONEY BADGERS JUMP ROPE, DOUBLE DUTCH AROUND THE DEADLIEST SNAKES WITHIN THE JUNGLE, JUST TO EAT THE DEADLIEST SNAKES OFFERED BY THE JUNGLE. LIKE WE SAID BEFORE THE SKY IS BEAUTIFUL. DON'T STARE UP THERE TOO LONG THOUGH IF YOUR ODOR'S STRONG YO.
8:15PM EST - 8:30PM EST
5.26.2019
SUNDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
VANESSA STALLONE
THE JUNGLE IS NOTHING TO PLAY AROUND WITH. THE JUNGLE IS NOTHING TO MESS AROUND IN. FOR IN THE JUNGLE, THERE IS NO TIME FOR PLAY. IN THE JUNGLE, BREAK A TWIG AND GIVE AWAY YOUR POSITIONING NO GLOBAL SYSTEM. THERE IS NO HELP IN THE JUNGLE. THERE IS NO MEDIC IN THE JUNGLE. HERE, THERE IS NO AIR SUPPORT. THERE IS NO BOAT AWAITING YOUR RED FLARES IN THE AIR INSTEAD THERE IS NOTHING TO BUY BUT DANGER BOY. DANGER BOY. THE JUNGLE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE. ARE YOU HUNGRY? I MEAN, THE JUNGLE STILL IS SO THAT'S JUST TOO BAD. YOU'RE JUST BAIT IN THE JUNGLE. OR ARE YOU MORE? WHAT IS BETTER THAN BEING THE BAIT? MAYBE THE ONE WHO SET THE FIRST ACTIVATED TRAP. EVEN JASON SETS TRAPS NOW. NO ONE CAN REBOOT THE JUNGLE. NO ONE CAN REMAKE THE JUNGLE. IF MAN EVER TAKES THE JUNGLE AWAY, MAN WILL PERISH AS WELL. THE JUNGLE WILL SEE TO IT. THE FEISTY SUPER CRITTERS OF THE JUNGLE WILL EAT MAN ALIVE. MAN KNOWS HIS PLACE. MAN'S PLACE IS AMONGST OTHER MEN, WITH THEIR FIRE. THEIR FIRE THEY WIELD IN AND OUT OF EACH OTHER'S FACES. SO CIVILIZED. THE JUNGLE CARES NOT FOR CIVILIZATION. A LION IS CIVIL TO ANOTHER LION, AS LONG AS THE LION IS NOT A TERRITORIAL MATING THREAT. A LION CAN NOT BE CIVIL TO AN ELEPHANT UNLESS AT IT'S HUNGRIEST AND WHEN IN FULL COMPANY. THE LION WILL NOT ACT IN CIVILIZED MANNERS AROUND THE GAZELLE. SUCH IS THE GAZELLE NOW TOAST. THAT GAZELLE'S DEAD. HEAD RIPPED OUT. GUTS EXPOSED. NECK BROKEN, TORSO SPLIT IN HALF, LOWER BODY AT THE EDGE OF CIVILIZATION, ROLLING DOWN THE HILL. THIS GAZELLE WASN'T FAST ENOUGH. THIS GAZELLE DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT'S LIFE. THE GAZELLE WANTED TO DIE. THE GAZELLE NEEDED TO FILL NEEDED. I NEEDED THIS GAZELLE IN MY BELLY. I AM SHARING THIS GAZELLE. FOR TONIGHT, WE FEAST. THIS GAZELLE HAD DEAD HOMIES. NOW THE GAZELLE IS THE DEAD HOMIE. THE GAZELLES ARE HERE FOR US. THE GAZELLES, ARE HERE, TO DO WHATEVER IT IS ON EARTH THEY WANT TO DO. UNTIL WE CATCH THEM UTTERLY SLIPPING THAT BE.
5.26.2019
SUNDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
VANESSA STALLONE
THE JUNGLE IS NOTHING TO PLAY AROUND WITH. THE JUNGLE IS NOTHING TO MESS AROUND IN. FOR IN THE JUNGLE, THERE IS NO TIME FOR PLAY. IN THE JUNGLE, BREAK A TWIG AND GIVE AWAY YOUR POSITIONING NO GLOBAL SYSTEM. THERE IS NO HELP IN THE JUNGLE. THERE IS NO MEDIC IN THE JUNGLE. HERE, THERE IS NO AIR SUPPORT. THERE IS NO BOAT AWAITING YOUR RED FLARES IN THE AIR INSTEAD THERE IS NOTHING TO BUY BUT DANGER BOY. DANGER BOY. THE JUNGLE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE. ARE YOU HUNGRY? I MEAN, THE JUNGLE STILL IS SO THAT'S JUST TOO BAD. YOU'RE JUST BAIT IN THE JUNGLE. OR ARE YOU MORE? WHAT IS BETTER THAN BEING THE BAIT? MAYBE THE ONE WHO SET THE FIRST ACTIVATED TRAP. EVEN JASON SETS TRAPS NOW. NO ONE CAN REBOOT THE JUNGLE. NO ONE CAN REMAKE THE JUNGLE. IF MAN EVER TAKES THE JUNGLE AWAY, MAN WILL PERISH AS WELL. THE JUNGLE WILL SEE TO IT. THE FEISTY SUPER CRITTERS OF THE JUNGLE WILL EAT MAN ALIVE. MAN KNOWS HIS PLACE. MAN'S PLACE IS AMONGST OTHER MEN, WITH THEIR FIRE. THEIR FIRE THEY WIELD IN AND OUT OF EACH OTHER'S FACES. SO CIVILIZED. THE JUNGLE CARES NOT FOR CIVILIZATION. A LION IS CIVIL TO ANOTHER LION, AS LONG AS THE LION IS NOT A TERRITORIAL MATING THREAT. A LION CAN NOT BE CIVIL TO AN ELEPHANT UNLESS AT IT'S HUNGRIEST AND WHEN IN FULL COMPANY. THE LION WILL NOT ACT IN CIVILIZED MANNERS AROUND THE GAZELLE. SUCH IS THE GAZELLE NOW TOAST. THAT GAZELLE'S DEAD. HEAD RIPPED OUT. GUTS EXPOSED. NECK BROKEN, TORSO SPLIT IN HALF, LOWER BODY AT THE EDGE OF CIVILIZATION, ROLLING DOWN THE HILL. THIS GAZELLE WASN'T FAST ENOUGH. THIS GAZELLE DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT'S LIFE. THE GAZELLE WANTED TO DIE. THE GAZELLE NEEDED TO FILL NEEDED. I NEEDED THIS GAZELLE IN MY BELLY. I AM SHARING THIS GAZELLE. FOR TONIGHT, WE FEAST. THIS GAZELLE HAD DEAD HOMIES. NOW THE GAZELLE IS THE DEAD HOMIE. THE GAZELLES ARE HERE FOR US. THE GAZELLES, ARE HERE, TO DO WHATEVER IT IS ON EARTH THEY WANT TO DO. UNTIL WE CATCH THEM UTTERLY SLIPPING THAT BE.
9:18PM EST - 9:37PM EST
5.26.2019
SUNDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE
VANESSA B. STALLONE
THE JUNGLE IS HOME TO THE CHAMPION. THE TARZAN OF THE JUNGLE. EVERY JUNGLE HAS IT'S OWN KING. WHO IS WILLING TO BE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE? IN THE JUNGLE, TO BE THE KING, YOU HAVE TO KILL THE KING. THEN THE NEXT KING, TO BE KING, WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU? ARE YOU GOTTI? YOU GOT ME? KAPESH? CAPICH? THE JUNGLE SPARES NO ONE. GET CAUGHT SLIPPING WITHIN THE JUNGLE AND IT WAS YOU WHOM HAD GOTTEN GOT. YOU GOT CAUGHT, NOT THEM. DON'T LOOK AT THEM, THEY CAN'T HELP YOU. THEY WILL WATCH YOU PERISH. THEY WILL SHAKE THEIR HEADS. THE JUNGLE IS NO PLACE FOR FOOLS. FOOLS GET EATEN ALIVE WITHIN THE JUNGLE BRUSH. THE TREES WILL BETRAY YOU. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR WAY WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THAT'S THE WAY LOVE GOES. THAT'S THE WAY THE JUNGLE ROSE SCENT FLOWS. DON'T TRY CRYING. DON'T WASTE TIME WONDERING HOW YOU ENDED UP IN SUCH A TREACHEROUS PLACE? THE AMAZONIAN RAINFOREST IS NO PLACE TO GET LOST IN. HOW WILL YOU EVER MAKE IT OUT? HOW CAN WE BE SAVED IN A PLACE TECHNOLOGY CAN NOT HELP YOU? THERE IS NO UBER IN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE RULE, RULES WITHIN THE JUNGLE BRUSH. WITHIN THE JUNGLE BRUSH IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. TROUBLE FOR YOU, OR TROUBLE FOR YOUR PREY. WHO IS YOUR PREY? WHAT IS THEIR NAME? WHAT ARE THEY? CAN YOU NAME THAT IN WHICH YOU HUNT? CAN YOU NAME THE HUNT? CAN YOU NAME THE PRIZE? CAN YOU NAME THE GAME? CAN YOU SEE THE GAME? WHAT IS BEYOND THAT JUNGLE TREE? MORE TREES FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE NEVER ENDS. TO EVEN GET TO THE END OF THE JUNGLE MEANS YOU ONLY MADE IT TO THE DECIDUOUS FOREST OF EMOTIONS. THE TEMPERATE FOREST OF EMOTIONS LAY RIGHT BEYOND A HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE TREES.
DOES THE JUNGLE CARE YOU MOURN? DOES THE JUNGLE CARE YOU ARE SCARED? DOES THE JUNGLE LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR FEAR? CAN THE JUNGLE NOT WAIT TO CLAIM YOUR FLESH? THE JUNGLE WANTS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT. HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO HAVE WHAT YOU WANT? HOW BAD DO YOU WANT WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE? HOW IMPERATIVE IS IT YOU SURVIVE? CAN YOU SURVIVE INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE? FOR HOW LONG? HOW LONG CAN YOU GO? DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? DO YOU WANT IT BAD ENOUGH? HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT? WHY DO YOU WANT IT SO BAD? WHY DO YOU WANT IT AT ALL? ARE YOU WILLING TO KEEP IT? HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO KEEP IT? ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO KEEP IT? IT IS YOUR LIFE? IS YOUR LIFE NOT AT YOU HAVE? HOW BAD ARE YOU WILLING TO BE TO KEEP YOUR LIFE? HOW GOOD ARE YOU WILLING TO BE, IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN YOUR EXISTENCE? WELL THEN, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.
THE JUNGLE CRAVES YOU. THE JUNGLE WANTS YOU BAD. THE JUNGLE WANTS YOU OUT OF THE PICTURE. THE JUNGLE HAS ALREADY DISPATCHED UNITS. THE JUNGLE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, ONLY IF YOU FOLLOW THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE LAW RULES. THAT IS THE WAY THE JUNGLE THROWS. THE JUNGLE WILL TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART. THE JUNGLE WILL TEAR YOU APART. THE JUNGLE WILL SPLIT UP THE ENTIRE PARTY. THE JUNGLE WILL PISS ON YOUR PARADE WITH RAIN. THE JUNGLE HAS SPIES FROM WITHIN THE TREES. THE TREES THEMSELVES ARE SPIES AS WELL. THE WINDS WILL LIE TO YOU. THE FROGS WILL TELL YOU NOTHING. IF YOU WANT OUT. LICK THE FROG. THE ONLY WAY OUT, THERE IT WAS.
THE BERRIES OF THE RAINFOREST ARE NOT EDIBLE. THE BERRIES OF CERTAIN JUNGLES ARE NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH. THE VENUS FLY TRAP WILL TRY YOU EVENTUALLY. THE HUNTERS OF THE JUNGLE OUT NUMBER YOU. THE PREDATION CYCLE DOES NOT FAVOR YOU IN THE JUNGLE. RUN OUT OF TECHNOLOGY AND OH NO. THE THING ABOUT HUMANS IS, ANYTHING THEY CREATE IS TECHNOLOGY. WITHIN THE JUNGLE VINES, THE ONLY TECHNOLOGY IS NATURE.
5.26.2019
SUNDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE
VANESSA B. STALLONE
THE JUNGLE IS HOME TO THE CHAMPION. THE TARZAN OF THE JUNGLE. EVERY JUNGLE HAS IT'S OWN KING. WHO IS WILLING TO BE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE? IN THE JUNGLE, TO BE THE KING, YOU HAVE TO KILL THE KING. THEN THE NEXT KING, TO BE KING, WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU? ARE YOU GOTTI? YOU GOT ME? KAPESH? CAPICH? THE JUNGLE SPARES NO ONE. GET CAUGHT SLIPPING WITHIN THE JUNGLE AND IT WAS YOU WHOM HAD GOTTEN GOT. YOU GOT CAUGHT, NOT THEM. DON'T LOOK AT THEM, THEY CAN'T HELP YOU. THEY WILL WATCH YOU PERISH. THEY WILL SHAKE THEIR HEADS. THE JUNGLE IS NO PLACE FOR FOOLS. FOOLS GET EATEN ALIVE WITHIN THE JUNGLE BRUSH. THE TREES WILL BETRAY YOU. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR WAY WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THAT'S THE WAY LOVE GOES. THAT'S THE WAY THE JUNGLE ROSE SCENT FLOWS. DON'T TRY CRYING. DON'T WASTE TIME WONDERING HOW YOU ENDED UP IN SUCH A TREACHEROUS PLACE? THE AMAZONIAN RAINFOREST IS NO PLACE TO GET LOST IN. HOW WILL YOU EVER MAKE IT OUT? HOW CAN WE BE SAVED IN A PLACE TECHNOLOGY CAN NOT HELP YOU? THERE IS NO UBER IN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE RULE, RULES WITHIN THE JUNGLE BRUSH. WITHIN THE JUNGLE BRUSH IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. TROUBLE FOR YOU, OR TROUBLE FOR YOUR PREY. WHO IS YOUR PREY? WHAT IS THEIR NAME? WHAT ARE THEY? CAN YOU NAME THAT IN WHICH YOU HUNT? CAN YOU NAME THE HUNT? CAN YOU NAME THE PRIZE? CAN YOU NAME THE GAME? CAN YOU SEE THE GAME? WHAT IS BEYOND THAT JUNGLE TREE? MORE TREES FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE NEVER ENDS. TO EVEN GET TO THE END OF THE JUNGLE MEANS YOU ONLY MADE IT TO THE DECIDUOUS FOREST OF EMOTIONS. THE TEMPERATE FOREST OF EMOTIONS LAY RIGHT BEYOND A HUNDRED THOUSAND MORE TREES.
DOES THE JUNGLE CARE YOU MOURN? DOES THE JUNGLE CARE YOU ARE SCARED? DOES THE JUNGLE LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR FEAR? CAN THE JUNGLE NOT WAIT TO CLAIM YOUR FLESH? THE JUNGLE WANTS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT. HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO HAVE WHAT YOU WANT? HOW BAD DO YOU WANT WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE? HOW IMPERATIVE IS IT YOU SURVIVE? CAN YOU SURVIVE INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE? FOR HOW LONG? HOW LONG CAN YOU GO? DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? DO YOU WANT IT BAD ENOUGH? HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT? WHY DO YOU WANT IT SO BAD? WHY DO YOU WANT IT AT ALL? ARE YOU WILLING TO KEEP IT? HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO KEEP IT? ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO KEEP IT? IT IS YOUR LIFE? IS YOUR LIFE NOT AT YOU HAVE? HOW BAD ARE YOU WILLING TO BE TO KEEP YOUR LIFE? HOW GOOD ARE YOU WILLING TO BE, IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN YOUR EXISTENCE? WELL THEN, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.
THE JUNGLE CRAVES YOU. THE JUNGLE WANTS YOU BAD. THE JUNGLE WANTS YOU OUT OF THE PICTURE. THE JUNGLE HAS ALREADY DISPATCHED UNITS. THE JUNGLE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, ONLY IF YOU FOLLOW THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE LAW RULES. THAT IS THE WAY THE JUNGLE THROWS. THE JUNGLE WILL TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART. THE JUNGLE WILL TEAR YOU APART. THE JUNGLE WILL SPLIT UP THE ENTIRE PARTY. THE JUNGLE WILL PISS ON YOUR PARADE WITH RAIN. THE JUNGLE HAS SPIES FROM WITHIN THE TREES. THE TREES THEMSELVES ARE SPIES AS WELL. THE WINDS WILL LIE TO YOU. THE FROGS WILL TELL YOU NOTHING. IF YOU WANT OUT. LICK THE FROG. THE ONLY WAY OUT, THERE IT WAS.
THE BERRIES OF THE RAINFOREST ARE NOT EDIBLE. THE BERRIES OF CERTAIN JUNGLES ARE NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH. THE VENUS FLY TRAP WILL TRY YOU EVENTUALLY. THE HUNTERS OF THE JUNGLE OUT NUMBER YOU. THE PREDATION CYCLE DOES NOT FAVOR YOU IN THE JUNGLE. RUN OUT OF TECHNOLOGY AND OH NO. THE THING ABOUT HUMANS IS, ANYTHING THEY CREATE IS TECHNOLOGY. WITHIN THE JUNGLE VINES, THE ONLY TECHNOLOGY IS NATURE.
AH THE CIRCUS
11:13AM EST - 11:33AM EST
5.28.2019
TUESDAY MAY 28TH, 2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
VANESSA B. STALLONE
HER DEBUT FRANCHISE
CIRCA 2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
THE JUNGLE REIGNS SUPREME
DEAR INTRUDER,
THE JUNGLE IS AWARE OF YOUR INTRUSION. THE JUNGLE HAS BEEN MADE AWARE OF YOUR ENTRANCE INTO IT'S DEADLY REALM. THE JUNGLE IS ON TO YOUR DECIET DEAR INTRUDER. THE JUNGLE HAS DISPATCHED UNITS ON TO YOUR VERY LOCATION DEAR UNINVITED YET AND STILL-STILL VISITING, GUEST. THE JUNGLE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU; AND IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, THERE ARE SEVERAL OPTIONS DEAR FRIEND. PICK A FROG, THEN LICK A FROG, WATCH YOUR TICKER CLOG. OR YOU CAN ALWAYS STICK AROUND, EXPERIENCING THE MUCH THICKER FOG. IF SHE WAS ANY THICKER, SHE COULDN'T JOG. DON'T BREAK A TWIG IN THE JUNGLE. DON'T GET TOO SICK WITHIN THE JUNGLE. IF THEY COULD TELL YOU THEY COULD SMELL YOU WOULD YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU FAILED YOU? YOU GAVE YOURSELF AWAY WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THEY SMELLED YOU MILES AWAY FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE OCEAN IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE AQUATIC JUNGLE. DROP RELEASE SOME BLOOD, THE GREAT WHITE'S EYES ROLLBACK NO PRICES, ALL WHITE OR ALL BLACK JUST PROTECT THE EYELIDS.
IF YOU WERE DROPPED INTO THE JUNGLE, FROM A PLANE. LEFT WITH ONLY ONE THANG TO MAINTAIN, COULD YOU HANDLE IT? IF THE ANSWER IS YES THEN DON'T GUESS, YOU'RE ONLY LEFT WITH A PARACHUTING VEST. YES, PROPERLY HANDLE IT SO YOU DON'T GET DISMANTLED IN THE WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE...TITLE CARD. THE JUNGLE LOVES THE COLD OPEN. THE JUNGLE WORD'S HAVE BEEN SPOKEN. DON'T GO IN THE JUNGLE BROKEN AND IF YOU DO GO INTO THE JUNGLE BROKEN, YOU CAN WALK OUT WITH YOURSELF WOKEN. CAN'T BE IN THE JUNGLE HOPING, WHEN THE SUNSETS FIND COVER. THE PREDATION NEVER STOPS. SOME ARE DIURNAL WHILE SOME ARE NOCTURNAL. DON'T GET KNOCKED TURNED OVER, OR ROCKED INTO TURNOVERS. YOU ONLY GET ONE TURNOVER IN THE JUNGLE, WHICH COULD STILL BE YOUR LAST AND SO YOU BETTER STAY HUMBLE AND YOU BETTER MOVE FAST. IN THE JUNGLE, JUNGLE LAW REIGNS SUPREME BETTER KEEP YOUR HUNGER, STAY TO READY TO RUMBLE, STRAIGHT WAR MONGER. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE IN FEAR. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE SCARED. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE TIRED. THE JUNGLE NEVER RETIRES. YOU WILL ALWAYS SEE SOMETHING BEING EATEN IN THE JUNGLE. GET AWAY FROM THE CATCH OR YOU'RE NEXT. STAY OUT OF FOREIGN CAVES WHEN INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE. ISN'T EVERY CAVE WITHIN THE JUNGLE FOREIGN TO AN INTRUDER? GUESS THAT'S NOT YOUR CAVE. I GUESS YOU HAD BEST TO STAY OUT. YOU COULD WALK IN, POKE AROUND, SEE WHAT'S INSIDE. UNTIL THEY POKE YOU AND YOU'RE NOW INSIDE THE CAVE IN THE WORST WAY. DOES IT FEEL WARMER IN A PREDATOR'S BELLY? SO STAY OUT OF THE JUNGLE. DOES IT FEEL COZIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF A GIANT SPIDER WEB? IF AN ITSY BITSY SPIDER CREEPS THE HUMAN OUT, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE SIGHT OF THE MOST DANGEROUS SPIDER IN THE JUNGLE.
THE WANDERING SPIDER
THE JAGUAR
THE ELECTRIC EEL
BLACK CAIMAN
BULLET ANT
PIRANHAS
POISON DART FROG
GREEN ANACONDA
AMAZONIAN CENTIPEDE GIANT
MOSQUITO
11:13AM EST - 11:33AM EST
5.28.2019
TUESDAY MAY 28TH, 2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
VANESSA B. STALLONE
HER DEBUT FRANCHISE
CIRCA 2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
THE JUNGLE REIGNS SUPREME
DEAR INTRUDER,
THE JUNGLE IS AWARE OF YOUR INTRUSION. THE JUNGLE HAS BEEN MADE AWARE OF YOUR ENTRANCE INTO IT'S DEADLY REALM. THE JUNGLE IS ON TO YOUR DECIET DEAR INTRUDER. THE JUNGLE HAS DISPATCHED UNITS ON TO YOUR VERY LOCATION DEAR UNINVITED YET AND STILL-STILL VISITING, GUEST. THE JUNGLE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU; AND IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, THERE ARE SEVERAL OPTIONS DEAR FRIEND. PICK A FROG, THEN LICK A FROG, WATCH YOUR TICKER CLOG. OR YOU CAN ALWAYS STICK AROUND, EXPERIENCING THE MUCH THICKER FOG. IF SHE WAS ANY THICKER, SHE COULDN'T JOG. DON'T BREAK A TWIG IN THE JUNGLE. DON'T GET TOO SICK WITHIN THE JUNGLE. IF THEY COULD TELL YOU THEY COULD SMELL YOU WOULD YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU FAILED YOU? YOU GAVE YOURSELF AWAY WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THEY SMELLED YOU MILES AWAY FROM WITHIN THE JUNGLE. THE OCEAN IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE AQUATIC JUNGLE. DROP RELEASE SOME BLOOD, THE GREAT WHITE'S EYES ROLLBACK NO PRICES, ALL WHITE OR ALL BLACK JUST PROTECT THE EYELIDS.
IF YOU WERE DROPPED INTO THE JUNGLE, FROM A PLANE. LEFT WITH ONLY ONE THANG TO MAINTAIN, COULD YOU HANDLE IT? IF THE ANSWER IS YES THEN DON'T GUESS, YOU'RE ONLY LEFT WITH A PARACHUTING VEST. YES, PROPERLY HANDLE IT SO YOU DON'T GET DISMANTLED IN THE WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE...TITLE CARD. THE JUNGLE LOVES THE COLD OPEN. THE JUNGLE WORD'S HAVE BEEN SPOKEN. DON'T GO IN THE JUNGLE BROKEN AND IF YOU DO GO INTO THE JUNGLE BROKEN, YOU CAN WALK OUT WITH YOURSELF WOKEN. CAN'T BE IN THE JUNGLE HOPING, WHEN THE SUNSETS FIND COVER. THE PREDATION NEVER STOPS. SOME ARE DIURNAL WHILE SOME ARE NOCTURNAL. DON'T GET KNOCKED TURNED OVER, OR ROCKED INTO TURNOVERS. YOU ONLY GET ONE TURNOVER IN THE JUNGLE, WHICH COULD STILL BE YOUR LAST AND SO YOU BETTER STAY HUMBLE AND YOU BETTER MOVE FAST. IN THE JUNGLE, JUNGLE LAW REIGNS SUPREME BETTER KEEP YOUR HUNGER, STAY TO READY TO RUMBLE, STRAIGHT WAR MONGER. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE IN FEAR. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE SCARED. THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE TIRED. THE JUNGLE NEVER RETIRES. YOU WILL ALWAYS SEE SOMETHING BEING EATEN IN THE JUNGLE. GET AWAY FROM THE CATCH OR YOU'RE NEXT. STAY OUT OF FOREIGN CAVES WHEN INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE. ISN'T EVERY CAVE WITHIN THE JUNGLE FOREIGN TO AN INTRUDER? GUESS THAT'S NOT YOUR CAVE. I GUESS YOU HAD BEST TO STAY OUT. YOU COULD WALK IN, POKE AROUND, SEE WHAT'S INSIDE. UNTIL THEY POKE YOU AND YOU'RE NOW INSIDE THE CAVE IN THE WORST WAY. DOES IT FEEL WARMER IN A PREDATOR'S BELLY? SO STAY OUT OF THE JUNGLE. DOES IT FEEL COZIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF A GIANT SPIDER WEB? IF AN ITSY BITSY SPIDER CREEPS THE HUMAN OUT, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE SIGHT OF THE MOST DANGEROUS SPIDER IN THE JUNGLE.
THE WANDERING SPIDER
THE JAGUAR
THE ELECTRIC EEL
BLACK CAIMAN
BULLET ANT
PIRANHAS
POISON DART FROG
GREEN ANACONDA
AMAZONIAN CENTIPEDE GIANT
MOSQUITO
IT IS A CIRCUS AND A JUNGLE OUT HERE. WE ARE ALL ANIMALS. WE ALL DESERVE TO BE PUT IN CAGES SOMETIMES. WE ALL FIGHT OVER EVERYTHING. WE FIGHT OVER SHELTER. WE FIGHT OVER FOOD. WE FIGHT OVER THE OPPOSITE SEX AND PROCREATION RIGHTS. WE SET TRAPS FOR OTHERS AND SOMETIMES WE SET TRAPS FOR OURSELVES. WE SET TRAPS FOR FOOD. WE STEAL FOOD. WE STEAL FOR FOOD. WE KILL FOR FOOD. WE KILL FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX. SOMETIMES WE KILL THE OPPOSITE SEX THEMSELVES. WE ERADICATE NATURAL SPECIES OFF OF THE PLANET OF OUR BIRTH. ANIMALS MAKE LIFE BETTER. WE DON'T. WE ARE PARASITES UPON THE EARTH. WE ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS. ANIMALS MAKE THE EARTH BETTER. ANIMALS MAKE THE EARTH FEEL BETTER. ANIMALS MAKE THE EARTH LOOK BETTER. ANIMALS MOVE WITHIN LIFE'S NATURAL RHYTHM. ANIMALS ARE CONNECTED TO THE EQUILIBRIUM. ANIMALS DESERVE TO BE HERE. WHAT IS THE PROPER ANALYSIS OF JUST WHAT EXACTLY MANKIND HAS DONE WITH HIS COLLECTIVE TIME ON EARTH? WHEN IS THE LAST TIME WE HAVE EVER SAW ANIMALS DESTROYING THE PLANET OF THEIR BIRTH? THAT WOULD BE SIMILAR TO A LIST OF ANALOGIES JUST AROUND THE RIVER BEND.
SATURDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
5.25.2019
1:50AM EST - 2:13AM EST
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
IT IS A JUNGLE OUT HERE. THERE ARE THE BIG CATS YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR. THE BIG CATS ATTACK ON SIGHT, THEY CAN AND WILL SMELL YOU FROM VERY FAR AWAY SO STAY DOWNWIND. THE JUNGLE IS FULL OF TREACHEROUS PREDATORS. THE AMAZON RAINFOREST WILL KILL ONE IF EVER GIVEN THE PREMILINARY CHANCE TO DO SO. THE LION WILL TEAR YOU APART. THE TIGER WILL SPEND HALF THE TIME WALKING SILENTLY BEHIND YOU. THE TIGER WILL POUNCE ONLY AFTER ENSURING YOU DON'T HAVE TO URINATE FIRST. THE SNOW LEAPORD IS THE ONLY BIG CAT INCAPABLE OF ROARING. NOT TO SAY THE SNOW LEAPORD IS ANYTHING LESS TO FEAR WHEN WITHIN IT'S TERRITORIES. MAYBE THIS MAKES IT MORE SILENT AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T TRY ROARING. THAT WOULD BE THE LAST WHINE ONE EVER HEARS HERE, OR THERE. THE BIRDS OF PREY CAN SIGHT YOU FROM HEIGHTS SOARING ABOVE THE ROARING OF PRIVATE JETS THE UPPER CLASS CAN'T NOTICE OUR PAIN FROM. THE JUNGLE HAS A CIRCUS WITHIN IT. IN THE CIRCUS ARE ELEPHANTS. THERE ARE ELEPHANT ROOMS WITHN THE CIRCUS SCATTERED ALONG VARIOUS POINTS IN THE JOURNEY. WITHIN THESE ROOMS ARE NOTHING BUT ELEPHANTS. WHEN INSIDE OF THESE ROOMS, YOU WILL BE SURROUNDED BY OTHERS. NO ONE WILL MENTION THE ELEPHANTS IN THE ROOM. SOME OF THE ELEPHANTS WILL BE RIDING TRICYCLES AROUND THE ROOM WHILE PLAYING TUNES ON HORNS. THE ELEPHANTS WILL SMELL LIKE CROCODILE. THE CIRCUS HAS LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS. SOME OF THE TIGERS WILL ESCAPE BEFORE THE CIRCUS GETS TO TOWN. SOME OF THE TIGERS WILL ROAM AROUND CIVILIZATION AND BECOME MAN EATERS. TIGERS EAT MORE MEN THAN ANY OTHER BIG CAT. THE TIGER IS THE BIGGEST CAT ON AVERAGE OF THE BIG CATS, WEIGHING SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS IN THE SIBERIAN VARIETY. THE CIRCUS HAS TIGHT ROPES. THE CIRCUS ALSO HAS TIGHT ROPE DANCERS. SOME OF THE TIGHT ROPE DANCERS MISS THEIR STEP. THE CIRCUS NEVER STOPS. THEIR NAMES WERE NEVER ROBIN EITHER. THE CIRCUS HAS MAGICIANS. THESE MAGICIANS RUN OFF WITH YOUR MONEY. THE MAGICIANS GIVE YOU A GREAT SHOW YET AND STILL THEY STILL STEAL YOUR MONEY BEFORE RUNNING OFF. THE CIRCUS HAS POPCORN. YOU CAN BUY THE POPCORN BUT ONLY HALF OF THE POPCORN BAG CAN BE EATEN WITHIN THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE. OTHERWISE THE CIRCUS POLICE WILL ARREST YOU AND FEED YOU TO THE MAN EATING TIGERS WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE CIRCUS. YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BAG WITH YOU HOME. IF YOU THROW AWAY THE BAG YOU GET CIRCUS CURSED. WHEN YOU EXIT THE CIRCUS AND RE ENTER THE JUNGLE, NOW YOU ARE A FUGITIVE OF THE JUNGLE LAW. CIRCUS POPCORN IS CONTRABAND INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE AND IF THE JUNGLE POLICE CATCH YOU WITH CIRCUS POPCORN THEN THEY FEED YOU TO THE RECAPTURED MANEATING CIRCUS TIGERS WAITING BACK INSIDE. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? THROW AWAY HALF THE BAG OF CIRCUS POPCORN AND LOSE EVERYTHING? THE JUNGLE POLICE ARE ON TO YOUR TRASH GAME AND NOW THEY HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED. THROW AWAY THE DAM BAG AND LOSE EVERYTHING OR COME OUTSIDE THE CIRCUS WITH THE POPCORN AND LOSE EVERYTHING. THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE..COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND DIPPED IN DOUGHNUT GLAZE. TIGERS LIKE GLAZED HUMAN. WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE.
5.25.2019
1:50AM EST - 2:13AM EST
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
IT IS A JUNGLE OUT HERE. THERE ARE THE BIG CATS YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR. THE BIG CATS ATTACK ON SIGHT, THEY CAN AND WILL SMELL YOU FROM VERY FAR AWAY SO STAY DOWNWIND. THE JUNGLE IS FULL OF TREACHEROUS PREDATORS. THE AMAZON RAINFOREST WILL KILL ONE IF EVER GIVEN THE PREMILINARY CHANCE TO DO SO. THE LION WILL TEAR YOU APART. THE TIGER WILL SPEND HALF THE TIME WALKING SILENTLY BEHIND YOU. THE TIGER WILL POUNCE ONLY AFTER ENSURING YOU DON'T HAVE TO URINATE FIRST. THE SNOW LEAPORD IS THE ONLY BIG CAT INCAPABLE OF ROARING. NOT TO SAY THE SNOW LEAPORD IS ANYTHING LESS TO FEAR WHEN WITHIN IT'S TERRITORIES. MAYBE THIS MAKES IT MORE SILENT AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T TRY ROARING. THAT WOULD BE THE LAST WHINE ONE EVER HEARS HERE, OR THERE. THE BIRDS OF PREY CAN SIGHT YOU FROM HEIGHTS SOARING ABOVE THE ROARING OF PRIVATE JETS THE UPPER CLASS CAN'T NOTICE OUR PAIN FROM. THE JUNGLE HAS A CIRCUS WITHIN IT. IN THE CIRCUS ARE ELEPHANTS. THERE ARE ELEPHANT ROOMS WITHN THE CIRCUS SCATTERED ALONG VARIOUS POINTS IN THE JOURNEY. WITHIN THESE ROOMS ARE NOTHING BUT ELEPHANTS. WHEN INSIDE OF THESE ROOMS, YOU WILL BE SURROUNDED BY OTHERS. NO ONE WILL MENTION THE ELEPHANTS IN THE ROOM. SOME OF THE ELEPHANTS WILL BE RIDING TRICYCLES AROUND THE ROOM WHILE PLAYING TUNES ON HORNS. THE ELEPHANTS WILL SMELL LIKE CROCODILE. THE CIRCUS HAS LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS. SOME OF THE TIGERS WILL ESCAPE BEFORE THE CIRCUS GETS TO TOWN. SOME OF THE TIGERS WILL ROAM AROUND CIVILIZATION AND BECOME MAN EATERS. TIGERS EAT MORE MEN THAN ANY OTHER BIG CAT. THE TIGER IS THE BIGGEST CAT ON AVERAGE OF THE BIG CATS, WEIGHING SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS IN THE SIBERIAN VARIETY. THE CIRCUS HAS TIGHT ROPES. THE CIRCUS ALSO HAS TIGHT ROPE DANCERS. SOME OF THE TIGHT ROPE DANCERS MISS THEIR STEP. THE CIRCUS NEVER STOPS. THEIR NAMES WERE NEVER ROBIN EITHER. THE CIRCUS HAS MAGICIANS. THESE MAGICIANS RUN OFF WITH YOUR MONEY. THE MAGICIANS GIVE YOU A GREAT SHOW YET AND STILL THEY STILL STEAL YOUR MONEY BEFORE RUNNING OFF. THE CIRCUS HAS POPCORN. YOU CAN BUY THE POPCORN BUT ONLY HALF OF THE POPCORN BAG CAN BE EATEN WITHIN THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE. OTHERWISE THE CIRCUS POLICE WILL ARREST YOU AND FEED YOU TO THE MAN EATING TIGERS WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE CIRCUS. YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BAG WITH YOU HOME. IF YOU THROW AWAY THE BAG YOU GET CIRCUS CURSED. WHEN YOU EXIT THE CIRCUS AND RE ENTER THE JUNGLE, NOW YOU ARE A FUGITIVE OF THE JUNGLE LAW. CIRCUS POPCORN IS CONTRABAND INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE AND IF THE JUNGLE POLICE CATCH YOU WITH CIRCUS POPCORN THEN THEY FEED YOU TO THE RECAPTURED MANEATING CIRCUS TIGERS WAITING BACK INSIDE. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? THROW AWAY HALF THE BAG OF CIRCUS POPCORN AND LOSE EVERYTHING? THE JUNGLE POLICE ARE ON TO YOUR TRASH GAME AND NOW THEY HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED. THROW AWAY THE DAM BAG AND LOSE EVERYTHING OR COME OUTSIDE THE CIRCUS WITH THE POPCORN AND LOSE EVERYTHING. THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE..COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND DIPPED IN DOUGHNUT GLAZE. TIGERS LIKE GLAZED HUMAN. WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE.
MAY 26TH, 2019
11:08PM EST - 11:17PM EST
5.26.2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
THERE ARE VULTURES IN THE JUNGLE. SCAVENGERS. IF YOU DIE OF HEAT EXHAUSTION IN THE DESERT OF THE JUNGLE, THEY WILL KINDLY PICK YOUR BONES. PAST THE WHITE MEAT. PASS THE WHITE MEAT. WHAT THEY SAID TO ONE ANOTHER AS THEY CONSUMED THE FLESH THAT ONCE WAS YOURS. THE VULTURES DON'T CARE. WILD DOGS DON'T CARE EITHER. WILD DOGS ARE UGLIER THAN COYOTES AND HYENAS COMBINED. WILD DOGS HUNT IN PACKS. WILD DOGS START AT THE BOOTY. THE WILD DOGS ARE PART OF A GANG. THE EAT A BOOTY GANG. WILD DOGS EAT BUTT AND THEY DON'T CARE. TO A WILD DOG, EATING YOUR BUTT FIRST MEANS YOU'RE NOT RUNNING AWAY OR FIGHTING. INSTEAD OF FIGHTING YOUR UPPER BODY UNTIL YOU'RE GONE, BY THE TIME YOUR UPPER BODY IS ALL YOU HAVE LEFT, YOUR LIFE IS PIE. 3.14 GONE. WILD DOG THREE FOURTEEN SAID IT JUST ATE YOUR BUTT. IF YOU DIDN'T PEE FIRST THEN YOU PROBABLY ENDED UP SHAT ON. HYENAS ROAM FREE IN THE JUNGLE. THEY ARE COMMON IN THE VILLAGES. DOES A HYENA HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR? DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT?
11:08PM EST - 11:17PM EST
5.26.2019
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
THERE ARE VULTURES IN THE JUNGLE. SCAVENGERS. IF YOU DIE OF HEAT EXHAUSTION IN THE DESERT OF THE JUNGLE, THEY WILL KINDLY PICK YOUR BONES. PAST THE WHITE MEAT. PASS THE WHITE MEAT. WHAT THEY SAID TO ONE ANOTHER AS THEY CONSUMED THE FLESH THAT ONCE WAS YOURS. THE VULTURES DON'T CARE. WILD DOGS DON'T CARE EITHER. WILD DOGS ARE UGLIER THAN COYOTES AND HYENAS COMBINED. WILD DOGS HUNT IN PACKS. WILD DOGS START AT THE BOOTY. THE WILD DOGS ARE PART OF A GANG. THE EAT A BOOTY GANG. WILD DOGS EAT BUTT AND THEY DON'T CARE. TO A WILD DOG, EATING YOUR BUTT FIRST MEANS YOU'RE NOT RUNNING AWAY OR FIGHTING. INSTEAD OF FIGHTING YOUR UPPER BODY UNTIL YOU'RE GONE, BY THE TIME YOUR UPPER BODY IS ALL YOU HAVE LEFT, YOUR LIFE IS PIE. 3.14 GONE. WILD DOG THREE FOURTEEN SAID IT JUST ATE YOUR BUTT. IF YOU DIDN'T PEE FIRST THEN YOU PROBABLY ENDED UP SHAT ON. HYENAS ROAM FREE IN THE JUNGLE. THEY ARE COMMON IN THE VILLAGES. DOES A HYENA HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR? DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT?
PREDATORS OF THE CONIFEROUS FOREST
PREDATORS OF THE CORAL REEF
PREDATORS OF THE DESERT
FRESHWATER PREDATORS
GRASSLAND KILLERS
PSYCHO ISLANDERS ON TWISTED ISLANDS
THE LIONS OF THE MOUNTAINS
OCEANIC MANIACS OF THE SEA
THE POLAR REGIONS OF DOOM
THE RAINFOREST OF SUDDEN TERROR
SWAMPS AND WETLANDS ARE SO NOT DRY IN THEM YOU COULD DIE
TEMPERATE FORESTS AREN'T ALWAYS SO TEMPERATE
URBAN AREAS, WHERE THE DEAD MAN BECOME TIGER'S BEST FRIEND
CONIFEROUS FOREST
CORAL REEFS
DESERT
FRESHWATER
GRASSLAND
ISLANDS
MOUNTAINS
OCEANS
POLAR REGIONS
RAINFOREST
SWAMPS AND WETLAND
TEMPERATE FOREST
URBAN AREAS
KINGDOM ANIMALIA ANIMAL
PHYLUM CHORDATA VERTEBRAE
CLASS MAMMALIA MAMMAL
ORDER CARNIVORA CARNIVORE
FAMILY FELIDAE CAT
GENUS PANTHERA
SPECIES PANTHERA TIGRIS
ORDER PRIMATES
FAMILY HOMINIDAE GREAT APES
GENUS PONGO
SPECIES PONGO PYGMAEUS ORANGUTAN
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
12:02PM EST - 12:40PM EST
5.26.2019
THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE
PREDATORS OF THE CONIFEROUS FOREST
THE AMERICAN BLACK BEAR WILL TEAR YOU TO SMITTHEREENS. THE WOLF WILL ATTACK YOU IN PACKS WITH NOTHING BUT ABSOLUTE STRATEGY AND A SICKENING HOWL.THE ELK WILL GUT YOU OUT FAST LIKE A FISH. THE OWL WILL SCOOP YOU UP LIKE A MOUSE IN THE FOREST. EVEN THE WEASEL WILL EDDIE HASKAL YOU TO GET WHAT IT WANTS.
PREDATORS OF THE CORAL REEF
IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN THE CORAL REEFS OF THE WORLD, WATCH OUT FOR THE DRUPELLA. DON'T LET THE CROWN OF THORN STARFISH CATCH YOU. URCHINS ARE NOTHING TO PLAY WITH GOOD SIR. THE BIG EYE TREVALLY WILL LEAVE YOU WITH NO EYES. IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO SURVIVE THESE PERILS, NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO FACE IS THE TIGER SHARK. THE TIGER SHARK IS NEXT ONLY TO THE GREAT WHITE SHARK.
PREDATORS OF THE DESERT
COYOTES ARE LURKING IN THE DESERT. BADGERS KILL INSIDE OF THE DESERT. YOU CAN FIND THE GOLDEN EAGLE IN THE DESERT SKIES. KIT FOXES HUNT TO KILL IN THE DESERT. WILL A GREATER ROADRUNNER HURT YOU? WHAT ABOUT A RAVEN?
FRESHWATER PREDATORS
THE PIRANHA WILL SCREW YOU OVER A HUNDRED TIMES OVER, GET IT? THE ELECTRIC EEL WILL KILL YOUR HEARTBEAT IN A HEARTBEAT. THE GOLIATH BIRD EATER SPIDER IS JUST WAITING FOR DAVID. THE TIGER FISH CAN KILL YOU IN THE FRESHWATER RIVER BASINS. WOULD YOU RATHER GET BIT BY THE MATA MATA OR THE SNAKEHEAD? OK, IF THAT CHOICE IS TOO HARD, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE...SALTWATER CROCODILE OR THE NILE CROCODILE? DOESN'T MATTER, THEY'RE BOTH LIVING DINOSAURS THAT CRAWL AND SWIM.
GRASSLAND KILLERS
THE AFRICAN GRASSLANDS ARE HOME TO THE KING OF THE JUNGLE. THE MOUNTAIN LION HUNTS ONLY IN THE MOUNTAINS. THE LIONS OF THE JUNGLE HUNT THE JUNGLE THRU AND THRU. EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES. IN THE SAVANNAH GRASSLANDS, THE LIGHT TOUCHES YOU AS WELL. IN THE NORTH AMERICAN JUNGLE, THE GRASSLANDS ARE OCCUPIED BY THE GREAT WOLVES, FOXES AND COYOTES. MICE OF MEN, RABBITS AND DEER BEWARE IT'S VERY CLEAR.
THE TIMBER WOLVE
PSYCHO ISLANDERS ON TWISTED ISLANDS
THE GALAPAGOS ISLAND IS THE HOME OF THE HAWK. ON THE ISLAND NOTHING CAN KILL THE HAWK.
THE LIONS OF THE MOUNTAINS
OCEANIC MANIACS OF THE SEA
THE POLAR REGIONS OF DOOM
THE RAINFOREST OF SUDDEN TERROR
SWAMPS AND WETLANDS ARE SO NOT DRY IN THEM YOU COULD DIE
TEMPERATE FORESTS AREN'T ALWAYS SO TEMPERATE
URBAN AREAS, WHERE THE DEAD MAN BECOME TIGER'S BEST FRIEND
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
1:57PM EST - 2:07PM EST - 2:09PM EST -- 2:13PM EST
SATURDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
5.26.2019
THE CIRCUS
SO YOU ARE IN THE SAVANNAH GRASSLANDS RIGHT? AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING. THE ELEPHANTS HOORAY AT THE WATERSTOP. HOLD UP; YOU'RE AT THE WATERING HOLE RIGHT NOW? RN? OH OK, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THERE IS A LION BEHIND YOU. THE LION IS MAD THE LION IS ANGRY. THIS LION NEVER SAW THE WIZARD OF OZ. ALL THIS LION HAS IS COURAGE. THE LION WILL COURAGEOUSLY DEFEND IT'S TERRITORIES AGAINST YOUR VILLAINOUS APPROACH. THE LION HUNTS IN PACKS. THE MALE LION WILL EAT YOU LAST. THE FEMALE LION WILL SCREW YOUR BRAINS OUT. CORKSCREW FANGS. THE JUNGLE IS CREEPY THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE. YOU CAN DIE ON THE STREET AS A SQUIRREL OR AS BOBCAT'S HEDGEHOG. WHAT EATS A PORCUPINE? A SNAKE IN PAIN. EVER SEEN A SNAKE MAKE A PAIN FACE? SOME THINGS IN THE JUNGLE YOU EAT. SOME THINGS IN THE JUNGLE YOU'LL ONLY TASTE ONCE. THE JUNGLE CAN OFFER YOU THE LAST TASTE. THE LAST STEP. WATCH YOUR STEP IN THE JUNGLE. IT'S SO TREACHEROUS OUT THERE. EVER SAW THE BATTLE AT KROGER? THAT'S DINNER IN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS HUNGRY. THE JUNGLE ALWAYS DESIRES ANOTHER CORPSE. DON'T VIOLATE THE JUNGLE LAW. KILL ONLY TO EAT OR TO NOT BE KILLED. FOLLOW THE JUNGLE LAW. THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE RULES. THAT IS THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE RULES THE JUNGLE. ENTER THE JUNGLE AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU WERE THOROUGHLY WARNED. IF THE JUNGLE HAD ONE WAY IN AND ONE WAY OUT, COULD YOU MAKE IT OUT?
12:02PM EST - 12:40PM EST
5.26.2019
THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE
PREDATORS OF THE CONIFEROUS FOREST
THE AMERICAN BLACK BEAR WILL TEAR YOU TO SMITTHEREENS. THE WOLF WILL ATTACK YOU IN PACKS WITH NOTHING BUT ABSOLUTE STRATEGY AND A SICKENING HOWL.THE ELK WILL GUT YOU OUT FAST LIKE A FISH. THE OWL WILL SCOOP YOU UP LIKE A MOUSE IN THE FOREST. EVEN THE WEASEL WILL EDDIE HASKAL YOU TO GET WHAT IT WANTS.
PREDATORS OF THE CORAL REEF
IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN THE CORAL REEFS OF THE WORLD, WATCH OUT FOR THE DRUPELLA. DON'T LET THE CROWN OF THORN STARFISH CATCH YOU. URCHINS ARE NOTHING TO PLAY WITH GOOD SIR. THE BIG EYE TREVALLY WILL LEAVE YOU WITH NO EYES. IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO SURVIVE THESE PERILS, NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO FACE IS THE TIGER SHARK. THE TIGER SHARK IS NEXT ONLY TO THE GREAT WHITE SHARK.
PREDATORS OF THE DESERT
COYOTES ARE LURKING IN THE DESERT. BADGERS KILL INSIDE OF THE DESERT. YOU CAN FIND THE GOLDEN EAGLE IN THE DESERT SKIES. KIT FOXES HUNT TO KILL IN THE DESERT. WILL A GREATER ROADRUNNER HURT YOU? WHAT ABOUT A RAVEN?
FRESHWATER PREDATORS
THE PIRANHA WILL SCREW YOU OVER A HUNDRED TIMES OVER, GET IT? THE ELECTRIC EEL WILL KILL YOUR HEARTBEAT IN A HEARTBEAT. THE GOLIATH BIRD EATER SPIDER IS JUST WAITING FOR DAVID. THE TIGER FISH CAN KILL YOU IN THE FRESHWATER RIVER BASINS. WOULD YOU RATHER GET BIT BY THE MATA MATA OR THE SNAKEHEAD? OK, IF THAT CHOICE IS TOO HARD, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE...SALTWATER CROCODILE OR THE NILE CROCODILE? DOESN'T MATTER, THEY'RE BOTH LIVING DINOSAURS THAT CRAWL AND SWIM.
GRASSLAND KILLERS
THE AFRICAN GRASSLANDS ARE HOME TO THE KING OF THE JUNGLE. THE MOUNTAIN LION HUNTS ONLY IN THE MOUNTAINS. THE LIONS OF THE JUNGLE HUNT THE JUNGLE THRU AND THRU. EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES. IN THE SAVANNAH GRASSLANDS, THE LIGHT TOUCHES YOU AS WELL. IN THE NORTH AMERICAN JUNGLE, THE GRASSLANDS ARE OCCUPIED BY THE GREAT WOLVES, FOXES AND COYOTES. MICE OF MEN, RABBITS AND DEER BEWARE IT'S VERY CLEAR.
THE TIMBER WOLVE
PSYCHO ISLANDERS ON TWISTED ISLANDS
THE GALAPAGOS ISLAND IS THE HOME OF THE HAWK. ON THE ISLAND NOTHING CAN KILL THE HAWK.
THE LIONS OF THE MOUNTAINS
OCEANIC MANIACS OF THE SEA
THE POLAR REGIONS OF DOOM
THE RAINFOREST OF SUDDEN TERROR
SWAMPS AND WETLANDS ARE SO NOT DRY IN THEM YOU COULD DIE
TEMPERATE FORESTS AREN'T ALWAYS SO TEMPERATE
URBAN AREAS, WHERE THE DEAD MAN BECOME TIGER'S BEST FRIEND
THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE
1:57PM EST - 2:07PM EST - 2:09PM EST -- 2:13PM EST
SATURDAY MAY 26TH, 2019
5.26.2019
THE CIRCUS
SO YOU ARE IN THE SAVANNAH GRASSLANDS RIGHT? AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING. THE ELEPHANTS HOORAY AT THE WATERSTOP. HOLD UP; YOU'RE AT THE WATERING HOLE RIGHT NOW? RN? OH OK, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THERE IS A LION BEHIND YOU. THE LION IS MAD THE LION IS ANGRY. THIS LION NEVER SAW THE WIZARD OF OZ. ALL THIS LION HAS IS COURAGE. THE LION WILL COURAGEOUSLY DEFEND IT'S TERRITORIES AGAINST YOUR VILLAINOUS APPROACH. THE LION HUNTS IN PACKS. THE MALE LION WILL EAT YOU LAST. THE FEMALE LION WILL SCREW YOUR BRAINS OUT. CORKSCREW FANGS. THE JUNGLE IS CREEPY THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE. YOU CAN DIE ON THE STREET AS A SQUIRREL OR AS BOBCAT'S HEDGEHOG. WHAT EATS A PORCUPINE? A SNAKE IN PAIN. EVER SEEN A SNAKE MAKE A PAIN FACE? SOME THINGS IN THE JUNGLE YOU EAT. SOME THINGS IN THE JUNGLE YOU'LL ONLY TASTE ONCE. THE JUNGLE CAN OFFER YOU THE LAST TASTE. THE LAST STEP. WATCH YOUR STEP IN THE JUNGLE. IT'S SO TREACHEROUS OUT THERE. EVER SAW THE BATTLE AT KROGER? THAT'S DINNER IN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS HUNGRY. THE JUNGLE ALWAYS DESIRES ANOTHER CORPSE. DON'T VIOLATE THE JUNGLE LAW. KILL ONLY TO EAT OR TO NOT BE KILLED. FOLLOW THE JUNGLE LAW. THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE RULES. THAT IS THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE RULES THE JUNGLE. ENTER THE JUNGLE AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU WERE THOROUGHLY WARNED. IF THE JUNGLE HAD ONE WAY IN AND ONE WAY OUT, COULD YOU MAKE IT OUT?
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