Ah The Circus Within The Jungle

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE SAGA

FRIDAY MAY 24TH, 2019

5.24.2019

11:17PM EST - 11:32PM EST

THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE

IT IS A CIRCUS AND A JUNGLE OUT HERE. WE ARE ALL ANIMALS. WE ALL DESERVE TO BE PUT IN CAGES SOMETIMES. WE ALL FIGHT OVER EVERYTHING. WE FIGHT OVER SHELTER. WE FIGHT OVER FOOD. WE FIGHT OVER THE OPPOSITE SEX AND PROCREATION RIGHTS. WE  SET TRAPS FOR OTHERS AND SOMETIMES WE SET TRAPS FOR OURSELVES. WE SET TRAPS FOR FOOD. WE STEAL FOOD. WE STEAL FOR FOOD. WE KILL FOR FOOD. WE KILL FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX. SOMETIMES WE KILL FOR OPPOSITE SEX THEMSELVES. WE ERADICATE NATURAL SPECIES OFF OF THE PLANET OF OUR BIRTH. ANIMALS MAKE LIFE BETTER. WE DON'T. WE ARE PARASITES UPON THE EARTH. WE ARE WORST THAN ANIMALS. ANIMALS MAKE THE EARTH BETTER. ANIMALS MAKE THE EARTH FEEL BETTER. ANIMALS MAKE THE EARTH LOOK BETTER. ANIMALS MOVE WITHIN LIFE'S NATURAL RHYTHM. ANIMALS ARE CONNECTED TO THE EQUILIBRIUM. ANIMALS DESERVE TO BE HERE. WHAT IS THE PROPER ANALYSIS OF JUST WHAT EXACTLY MANKIND HAS DONE WITH HIS COLLECTIVE TIME ON EARTH? WHEN IS THE LAST TIME WE HAVE EVER SAW ANIMALS DESTROYING THE PLANET OF THEIR BIRTH? THAT WOULD BE SIMILAR TO A LIST OF ANALOGIES JUST AROUND THE RIVER BEND.

FRIDAY MAY 25TH, 2019

5.25.2019

1:50AM EST - 2:13AM EST

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

IT IS A JUNGLE OUT HERE. THERE ARE THE BIG CATS YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR. THE BIG CATS ATTACK ON SIGHT, THEY CAN AND WILL SMELL YOU FROM VERY FAR AWAY SO STAY DOWNWIND. THE JUNGLE IS FULL OF TREACHEROUS PREDATORS. THE AMAZON RAINFOREST WILL KILL ONE IF EVER GIVEN THE PREMILINARY CHANCE TO DO SO. THE LION WILL TEAR YOU APART. THE TIGER WILL SPEND HALF THE TIME WALKING SILENTLY BEHIND YOU. THE TIGER WILL POUNCE ONLY AFTER ENSURING YOU DON'T HAVE TO URINATE FIRST. THE SNOW LEAPORD IS THE ONLY BIG CAT INCAPABLE OF ROARING. NOT TO SAY THE SNOW LEAPORD IS ANYTHING LESS TO FEAR WHEN WITHIN IT'S TERRITORIES. MAYBE THIS MAKES IT MORE SILENT AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T TRY ROARING. THAT WOULD BE THE LAST WHINE ONE EVER HEARS HERE, OR THERE. THE BIRDS OF PREY CAN SIGHT YOU FROM HEIGHTS SOARING ABOVE THE ROARING OF PRIVATE JETS THE UPPER CLASS CAN'T NOTICE OUR PAIN FROM. THE JUNGLE HAS A CIRCUS WITHIN IT. IN THE CIRCUS ARE ELEPHANTS.  THERE ARE ELEPHANTS ROOMS WITHN THE CIRCUS SCATTERED ALONG VARIOUS POINTS IN THE JOURNEY. WITHIN THESE ROOMS ARE NOTHING BUT ELEPHANTS. WHEN INSIDE OF THESE ROOMS, YOU WILL BE SURROUNDED BY OTHERS. NO ONE WILL MENTION THE ELEPHANTS IN THE ROOM. SOME OF THE ELEPHANTS WILL BE RIDING TRICYCLES AROUND THE ROOM WHILE PLAYING TUNES ONE HORNS. THE CIRCUS HAS LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS. SOME OF THE TIGERS WILL ESCAPE BEFORE THE CIRCUS GETS TO TOWN. SOME OF THE TIGERS WILL ROAM AROUND CIVILIZATION AND BECOME MAN EATERS. TIGERS EAT MORE MEN THAN ANY OTHER BIG CAT. THE TIGER IS THE BIGGEST CAT ON AVERAGE OF THE BIG CATS, WEIGHING SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS IN THE SIBERIAN VARIETY. THE CIRCUS HAS TIGHT ROPES. THE CIRCUS ALSO HAS TIGHT ROPE DANCERS. SOME OF THE TIGHT ROPE DANCERS MISS THEIR STEP. THEIR NAMES WERE NEVER ROBIN EITHER. THE CIRCUS HAS MAGICIANS. THESE MAGICIANS RUN OFF WITH YOUR MONEY. THE MAGICIANS GIVE YOU A GREAT SHOW YET AND STILL THE STILL STEAL YOUR MONEY BEFORE RUNNING OFF. THE CIRCUS HAS POPCORN. YOU CAN BUY THE POPCORN BUT ONLY HAVE OF THE POPCORN BAG CAN BE EATEN WITHIN THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE. OTHERWISE THE CIRCUS POLICE WILL ARREST YOU AND FEED YOU TO THE MAN EATING TIGERS WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE CIRCUS. YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BAG WITH YOU HOME. IF YOU THROW AWAY THE BAG YOU GET CIRCUS CURSED. WHEN YOU EXIT THE CIRCUS AND RE ENTER THE JUNGLE, NOW YOU ARE A FUGITIVE OF THE JUNGLE LAW. CIRCUS POPCORN IS CONTRABAND INSIDE OF THE JUNGLE AND IF THE JUNGLE POLICE CATCH YOU WITH CIRCUS POPCORN THEN THEY FEED YOU TO THE RECAPTURED MANEATING CIRCUS TIGERS WAITING BACK INSIDE. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? THROW AWAY HALF THE BAG OF CIRCUS POPCORN AND LOSE EVERYTHING? THE JUNGLE POLICE ARE ON TO YOUR TRASH GAME AND NOW THEY HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED. THROW AWAY THE DAM BAG AND LOSE EVERYTHING OR COME OUTSIDE THE CIRCUS WITH THE POPCORN AND LOSE EVERYTHING. THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE..COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND DIPPED IN DOUGHNUT GLAZE. TIGERS LIKE GLAZED HUMAN. WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE.

MAY 25TH, 2019

11:08PM EST - 11:17PM EST

5.25.2019


THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

THERE ARE VULTURES IN THE JUNGLE. SCAVENGERS. IF YOU DIE OF HEAT EXHAUSTION IN THE DESERT OF THE JUNGLE, THEY WILL KINDLY PICK YOUR BONES. PAST THE WHITE MEAT. PASS THE WHITE MEAT. WHAT THEY SAID TO ONE ANOTHER AS THEY CONSUMED THE FLESH THAT ONCE WAS YOURS. THE VULTURES DON'T CARE. WILD DOGS DON'T CARE EITHER. WILD DOGS ARE UGLIER THAN COYOTES AND HYENAS COMBINED. WILD DOGS HUNT IN PACKS. WILD DOGS START AT THE BOOTY. THE WILD DOGS ARE PART OF A GANG. THE EAT A BOOTY GANG. WILD DOGS EAT BUTT AND THEY DON'T CARE. TO A WILD DOG, EATING YOUR BUTT FIRST MEANS YOU'RE NOT RUNNING AWAY OR FIGHTING. INSTEAD OF FIGHTING YOUR UPPER BODY UNTIL YOU'RE GONE, BY THE TIME YOUR UPPER BODY IS ALL YOU HAVE LEFT, YOUR LIFE IS PIE. 3.14 GONE. WILD DOG THREE FOURTEEN SAID IT JUST ATE YOUR BUTT. IF YOU DIDN'T PEE FIRST THEN YOU PROBABLY ENDED UP SHAT ON. HYENAS ROAM FREE IN THE JUNGLE. THEY ARE COMMON IN THE VILLAGES. DOES A HYENA HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR? DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT?

PREDATORS OF THE CONIFEROUS FOREST

PREDATORS OF THE CORAL REEF

PREDATORS OF THE DESERT

FRESHWATER PREDATORS

GRASSLAND KILLERS

PSYCHO ISLANDERS ON TWISTED ISLANDS

THE LIONS OF THE MOUNTAINS

OCEANIC MANIACS OF THE SEA

THE POLAR REGIONS OF DOOM

THE RAINFOREST OF SUDDEN TERROR

SWAMPS AND WETLANDS ARE SO NOT DRY IN THEM YOU COULD DIE

TEMPERATE FORESTS AREN'T ALWAYS SO TEMPERATE

URBAN AREAS, WHERE THE DEAD MAN BECOME TIGER'S BEST FRIEND

CONIFEROUS FOREST

CORAL REEFS

DESERT

FRESHWATER

GRASSLAND

ISLANDS

MOUNTAINS

OCEANS

POLAR REGIONS

RAINFOREST

SWAMPS AND WETLAND

TEMPERATE FOREST

URBAN AREAS

KINGDOM ANIMALIA ANIMAL

PHYLUM CHORDATA VERTEBRAE

CLASS MAMMALIA MAMMAL

ORDER CARNIVORA CARNIVORE

FAMILY FELIDAE CAT

GENUS PANTHERA

SPECIES PANTHERA TIGRIS

ORDER PRIMATES

FAMILY HOMINIDAE GREAT APES

GENUS PONGO

SPECIES PONGO PYGMAEUS ORANGUTAN

THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

12:02PM EST - 12:40PM EST

5.25.2019

THE CIRCUS AND THE JUNGLE

PREDATORS OF THE CONIFEROUS FOREST

THE AMERICAN BLACK BEAR WILL TEAR YOU TO SMITTHEREENS. THE WOLF WILL ATTACK YOU IN PACKS WITH NOTHING BUT ABSOLUTE STRATEGY AND A SICKENING HOWL.THE ELK WILL GUT YOU OUT FAST LIKE A FISH. THE OWL WILL SCOOP YOU UP LIKE A MOUSE IN THE FOREST. EVEN THE WEASEL WILL EDDIE HASKAL YOU TO GET WHAT IT WANTS.


PREDATORS OF THE CORAL REEF



IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN THE CORAL REEFS OF THE WORLD, WATCH OUT FOR THE DRUPELLA. DON'T LET THE CROWN OF THORN STARFISH CATCH YOU. URCHINS ARE NOTHING TO PLAY WITH GOOD SIR. THE BIG EYE TREVALLY WILL LEAVE YOU WITH NO EYES. IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO SURVIVE THESE PERILS, NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO FACE IS THE TIGER SHARK. THE TIGER SHARK IS NEXT ONLY TO THE GREAT WHITE SHARK.


PREDATORS OF THE DESERT

COYOTES ARE LURKING IN THE DESERT. BADGERS KILL INSIDE OF THE DESERT. YOU CAN FIND THE GOLDEN EAGLE IN THE DESERT SKIES. KIT FOXES HUNT TO KILL IN THE DESERT. WILL A GREATER ROADRUNNER HURT YOU? WHAT ABOUT A RAVEN?


FRESHWATER PREDATORS

THE PIRANHA WILL SCREW YOU OVER A HUNDRED TIMES OVER, GET IT? THE ELECTRIC EEL WILL KILL YOUR HEARTBEAT IN A HEARTBEAT. THE GOLIATH BIRD EATER SPIDER IS JUST WAITING FOR DAVID. THE TIGER FISH CAN KILL YOU IN THE FRESHWATER RIVER BASINS. WOULD YOU RATHER GET BIT BY THE MATA MATA OR THE SNAKEHEAD? OK, IF THAT CHOICE IS TOO HARD, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE...SALTWATER CROCODILE OR THE NILE CROCODILE? DOESN'T MATTER, THEY'RE BOTH LIVING DINOSAURS THAT CRAWL AND SWIM.



GRASSLAND KILLERS

THE AFRICAN GRASSLANDS ARE HOME TO THE KING OF THE JUNGLE. THE MOUNTAIN LION HUNTS ONLK IN THE MOUNTAINS. THE LIONS OF THE JUNGLE HUNT THE JUNGLE THRU AND THRU. EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES. IN THE SAVANNAH GRASSLANDS, THE THE LIGHT TOUCHES YOU AS WELL. IN THE NORTH AMERICAN JUNGLE, THE GRASSLANDS ARE OCCUPIED BY THE GREAT WOLVES FOXES AND COYOTES. MICE OF MEN, RABBITS AND DEER BEWARE IT'S VERY CLEAR.



THE TIMBER WOLVE



PSYCHO ISLANDERS ON TWISTED ISLANDS

THE GALAPAGOS ISLAND IS THE HOME OF THE HAWK. ON THE ISLAND NOTHING CAN KILL THE HAWK.


THE LIONS OF THE MOUNTAINS


OCEANIC MANIACS OF THE SEA


THE POLAR REGIONS OF DOOM


THE RAINFOREST OF SUDDEN TERROR


SWAMPS AND WETLANDS ARE SO NOT DRY IN THEM YOU COULD DIE


TEMPERATE FORESTS AREN'T ALWAYS SO TEMPERATE


URBAN AREAS, WHERE THE DEAD MAN BECOME TIGER'S BEST FRIEND


THE CIRCUS WITHIN THE JUNGLE

1:57PM EST - 2:07PM EST - 2:09PM EST -- 2:13PM EST

SATURDAY MAY 25TH, 2019

5.25.2019

THE CIRCUS

SO YOU ARE IN THE SAVANNAH GRASSLANDS RIGHT? AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING. THE ELEPHANTS HOORAY AT THE WATERSTOP. HOLD UP; YOU'RE AT THE WATERING HOLE RIGHT NOW? RN? OH OK, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THERE IS A LION BEHIND YOU. THE LION IS MAD THE LION IS ANGRY. THIS LION NEVER SAW THE WIZARD OF OZ. ALL THIS LION HAS IS COURAGE. THE LION WILL COURAGEOUS DEFEND IT'S TERRITORIES AGAINST YOUR VILLANOUS APPROACH. THE LION HUNTS IN PACKS. THE MALE LION WILL EAT YOU LAST. THE FEMALE LION WILL SCREW YOUR BRAINS OUT. CORKSCREW FANGS. THE JUNGLE IS CREEPY THE JUNGLE DOESN'T CARE. YOU CAN DIE ON THE STREET AS A SQUIRREL OR AS BOBCAT'S HEDGEHOG. WHAT EATS A PORCUPINE? A SNAKE IN PAIN. EVER SEEN A SNAKE MAKE A PAIN FACE? SOMETHINGS IN THE JUNGLE YOU EAT. SOME THINGS IN THE JUNGLE YOU'LL ONLY TASTE ONCE. THE JUNGLE CAN OFFER YOU THE LAST TASTE. THE LAST STEP. WATCH YOUR STEP IN THE JUNGLE. IT'S SO TREACHEROUS OUT THERE. EVER SAW THE BATTLE AT KROGER? THAT'S DINNER IN THE JUNGLE. THE JUNGLE IS ALWAYS HUNGRY. THE JUNGLE ALWAYS DESIRES ANOTHER CORPSE. DON'T VIOLATE THE JUNGLE LAW. KILL ONLY TO EAT OR TO NOT BE KILLED. FOLLOW THE JUNGLE LAW. THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE RULES. THAT IS THE JUNGLE RULE. THE JUNGLE RULES THE JUNGLE. ENTER THE JUNGLE AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU WERE THOROUGHLY WARNED. IF THE JUNGLE HAD ONE WAY IN AND ONE WAY OUT, COULD YOU MAKE IT OUT?

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