THE OPPOSITE SEX LP...TRACK FOUR...YOU MF...

 

 

9:40PM EST –

THE OPPOSITE SEX LP…

TRACK FOUR…YOU MF…

 

THIS SONG CALLED UMF THIS HOW THE STORY GOES…

I MET YOU AT YOUR BROTHER’S HOUSE HERE’S HOW THE STORY FLOWED…

I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL DAY AW SH...

I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL DAY AW SH…

I NEVERRRRRR SAW YOUUUUU AGAIN…

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WE WERE COOL…

I ALWAYS HAD YOUR MOM’S PERMISSION TO SEE YOU…

I NEVER NEEDED YOUR BROTHER’S PERMISSION TO SEE YOU…

I GOT OLD WITH NO BABYMAMAS…GETTING OLD?

I STAYED SMART…AND SWEET IS HARD TO FIND AT 36…

I’M 36 NOW…I’M THE GINGERBREAD MAN NOW…

YOU WAKE UP AT NINE IN THE MORNING CAUSE THAT’S WHEN I GET A GOOD MORNING…

YOU WERE SWEET SO I SPOILED YOU…

I TOOK NOTHING BUT ALES FOR YOU…

ALL I EVER DID WAS A FAVOR…

I SHOWED YOU MY BEST BEHAVIOR…

YOU CHOSE TO LET THEM SAY WHATEVER

THERE’S NO WAY YOU DON’T MISS ME… YOU ALMOST KISSED ME...

AT THE LAST SECOND YOU MISSED ME...

THEN YOU WHISPERED SOMETHING IN AUTUMNS EAR...

I THINK YOU ALMOST KISSED ME...

I WAS THERE EVERYDAY…

I SENT A PIC OF THE MENU…

WHAT DID YOU WANT…

OH YOUR FRIEND’S THERE TOO.?

EVEN THE ONE THAT DON’T LIKE ME?

YOUR BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND OR YOUR BESTIE NOT QUITE SEE?

MADMAD I CARED THAT’S THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER…

YOU’RE THE LAST TO EVER SEE THAT GUY NOW IT’S TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER…IN THE GOOD WAY AHOLE…YOU’RE A COWARD…I’M THE SWEETEST GUY YOU EVER HAD AND YOU SPIT IN MY BLEEP BLEEP FACE HUH? OOPS…I WASN’T EVER SUPPOSED TO MENTION ANY OF YOU BLEEP BLEEPS EVER AGAIN…OOPS…

 

I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN…

NOW TIME FOR THE HALL OF FAMEEEEEEEEE YEAAAAAAAAAA

I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN

THEN ALL I SAW WAS THE HALL OF FAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

THE GINGERBREAD MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THE YEAR OF THE GINGERBREADDDDDDDDD

THE YEAR OF THE GINGERBREADDDDDDDDDD

THEN ALL I SAW WAS THE HALL OF FAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

PUNK AND DUBSTEP – DUBSTEP

SOUNDS LIKE HAILEY…HAILEY BABY…

PUNK ROCK PUNK ROCK

FUNK DON’T STOP FUNK STOP THERE IS NO FUNK STOP

STOP FUNK FUNK STOP…

HOW MUCH I GOTTA PAY TO YOU TO STAY?

HOW MUCH I GOTTA PAY TO WATCH YOU SLUMBER?

SO I SAID UCK IT…HOW MUCH FOR THE NIGHT?

 

PUNK AND DUBSTEP – DUBSTEP

SOUNDS LIKE HAILEY…HAILEY BABY…

PUNK ROCK PUNK ROCK

FUNK DON’T STOP FUNK STOP THERE IS NO FUNK STOP

STOP FUNK FUNK STOP…

HOW MUCH I GOTTA PAY TO YOU TO STAY?

HOW MUCH I GOTTA PAY TO WATCH YOU SLUMBER?

SO I SAID UCK IT…HOW MUCH FOR THE NIGHT

 

HOW DO I START THIS SONG?

HOW DO I START THIS SONG?

SO NOW I JUST START A SONG…

 

9:37PM EST –

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY 2026…SELLING THE NASDAQ FROM $25200 TO $24000…

I LOVED YOU MADISON. I DID NO CRIMES TO YOU...YOU INVITED ME OVER EVERYDAY...I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU...BC I DONT GIVE A UCK NO MORE...WHEN YOU DATE YOUR AGE YOURE DATING SOMEONE JUST AS STUPID AS YOU ARE...ITS ON TO THE HALL OF FAME...YOU HAD A SUPERSTAR AT YOUR HOUSE EVERYDAY SPENDING MONEY ON YOU...ALL DAY...YA LOST IT...HOW MANY GUYS GONNA BRING YOUR FRIEND FOOD TOO EVERY TIME...EVERYTIME DAWG...BOMBACLOTT...