Saturday, January 24, 2026

THE CHICKEN SANDWICH AND A BANANA PUDDING LP...ALL TRACKS...

 

HMMMMMMM?

 

THE OPPOSITE SEX LP…

THE INTRO…

CROSSROADS…BLUES GUITAR TYPE BEAT…SLOW…COUNTRY HIP HOP BEAT…

THE BEAT…

THE INTRO…AM I THE FIRST?

 

OH…

AM I THE FIRST IN A LINE…

OF GUYS RUBBING ON YOUR SPINE…

AM I THE FIRST IN AWHILE…

OR EVEN THE FIRST TO HAVE YOUR CHILD?

IF WE EVER HAD A CHILD…

LADY WE BETTER HAVE A CHILD…

IF WE ARE WILDING AROUND…

IF NOT WHY ARE WE WILDING AROUND

THEN? PRETENDING HAVING TO MAKE AMENDS…

AS FRIENDS AND CO PARENTS…

ISN’T AN APPARENT…DISAPPOINTING AT LEAST…

DOES THE SUCCUBUS FEED…

OFF OF MY SEXUALITY?

SEEMS ALL SO STRIKING TO ME…

I’M NOT YOUR FIRST I’M NOT YOUR LAST…

I’LL SOON BE IN YOUR PAST…

AS SOON AS YOU PAST…WHATEVER YOU WANT MORE…

I WOULD LOVE TO BE A WHORE…

AND SMASH WHOMEVER LET ME HIT IT…

I PROMISE I’D BE WITH IT…

I’D EVEN BUY ADVANCED TICKETS…

WON’T EVEN LIE PRE PLANNED TICKETS…

I’D LICK IT STICK IT THEN LICK IT…

EVEN THO IT’S SO RIDICKLIS…

SHE WANNA BE FREE…

SHE DON’T WANNA BE WITH ME…HEHE…

SHE WANNA BE FREE…

EXPLORE OTHER ENERGY…HEHE…

SHE WANNA BE FREE…SHOW OFF HER FINER THINGS…

ATTENTION FROM ONE MAN IS THE ONLY THING I CAN BRING…

LET IT SINK IN AS YA BELLS RING…

AYISHA CURRY SIX NINE KEEPS ON TELLING THINGS…

THAT MAY HAVE ACTUALLY HAPPENED IS WHAT YOU’RE TELLING ME…

MONOGAMY FOR LIFE IS WHAT YOU’RE SELLING ME?

THAT PUSSY WANNA HIT THE MARKET IS WHAT YOU’RE SELLING SEE?

HMM UNTIL IT SINKS DOWN WHEN NEW ONES COME IN TOWN…

BUT THEY’LL BE ON WHAT YOU WERE ON IN THOSE SAME TIMES…

7 CONTINENTS OF DICK? HEHE…NO SHIT…

THE INTERNET CREATED NEW TRADITIONS…

GOOD GIRLS ARE FUGITIVES…GOOD LUCK ON EXTRADITION…

UNLESS TRUMP PLANS THE MISSION…

VENEZUALAN PRESIDENT GETTING SENTENCED…

IN AMERICAN PRISONS…

KINDA WORTH A MENTION…

AND AN HONORABLE MENTION…

FOR IT PLAYS INTO THE DESCRIPTION IN DEPICTION…

CHAD SAY NOW…SOME PRETTY EQUIPPED DICTION…

SHE SAID IT’S JUST FICTION…

BUT I’M ON MY PIMPING CAUSE I’M NOT TRYING TO GET PIMPED AND BY A LADY ON HER PIMPING…

I’M NOT EVEN SIMPING…I’M NOT EVEN COOKING…

I’M NOT EVEN LIMPING…I’M NOT EVEN LOOKING…

AM I THE FIRST ONE IN A LONG LINE A LONG LINE?

AM I THE FIRST ONE IN A LONG TIME IT’S SONG TIME?

AM I THE FIRST ONE IN A LONG LINE A LONG LINE?

AM I THE FIRST ONE IN A LONG TIME A LONG TIME?

SKIPPIDITY BOP SHE GIMME THA HIBITTY JIBBITTIES…UH

SKIPPIDITY BOP SHE GIMME THA HIBITTY JIBBITTIES…UH

SKIPPIDITY BOP SHE GIMME THA HIBITTY JIBBITTIES…

BADABA DABADOO BELIDAB I’M THE SCATMAN…YA GOTTA BE KIDDING ME…

SKIPPIDITY BOP SHE GIMME THA HIBITTY JIBBITTIES…UH

SKIPPIDITY BOP SHE GIMME THA HIBITTY JIBBITTIES…UH

SKIPPIDITY BOP SHE GIMME THA HIBITTY JIBBITTIES…

BADABA DABADOO BELIDAB I’M THE SCATMAN…YA GOTTA BE KIDDING ME…

SKIPPIDITY BOP SHE GIMME THA HIBITTY JIBBITTIES…UH

SKIPPIDITY BOP SHE GIMME THA HIBITTY JIBBITTIES…UH

SKIPPIDITY BOP SHE GIMME THA HIBITTY JIBBITTIES…

BADABA DABADOO BELIDAB I’M THE SCATMAN…YA GOTTA BE KIDDING ME…

 

6:40PM EST –

1.20.2026…

 

6:51PM EST –

1.20.2026…

 

THE OPPOSITE SEX LP…

TRACK ONE…

YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT YA LOVE ME…

BLUES TYPE BEAT…FADE…ALTERNATIVE JAZZ…BLUES…

 

YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVED ME…

SO TELL ME WHY WOULD I ASSUME…

YOU NEVER ASKED TO HUG ME…

SO WHY WOULD I EVER ASK TO HUG YOU…

THAT PHONE’S FULL OF GUYS WHO WANNA HUG YA…

SO BABY I DON’T WANNA TUG YA…

THAT MYSPACE FULL OF GUYS WHO WANNA RUB YA…

SO BABY I DON’T WANNA STUCK YA UP…

PHONE;S FULL OF GUYS TO FUCK YAH YA…

I’D JUST BE ANOTHER…I’D NEVER MEET YA MOTHER…

AND SHE IF SHE LIKED ME YOU’D HAVE TO GHOST ME…

MET ON THE EAST THEN SHE WEST COAST ME…

YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME…

YOU ONLY LOVE THAT NEW PHONE…

SEXY PICTURES FOR THE GRAM WHEN YOU’RE ALL ALONE…

EXPOSING YOURSELF IS SUCH A HABIT…

YOU’LL NEVER AGAIN BE TAMED…

BUT YA GOT YA INSTA GRAM FAME…

AND-ALL-OF-THE-HORNY-BOYS-AROUND-THE-WORLD-THEY KNOW YA NAME…

THE ONLY FANS GIRL NEXT DOOR GOTTA NICE FRAME…

I THINK HER HANDLE IS EVERYONE LOVES TIFFANY…

YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME…

SO I CAN’T EXPLAIN…

THAT’S THE ONLY REASON I NEVER ASKED YOUR NAME…

YOU GOTTA CHAD IN THE BAG ALREADY…

THE WOMEN OF MY DAY TERRIFY ME SO…

I START TO PANIC WHEN THEY NEAR…

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA…AKA FRESH GEAR…

FORM FITTING…THE-FLESH-OF-THE-REAR…

THAT’S HOW THE LION GETS IT’S DINNER…FRESH DEER…

I START TO SWEAT IF SHE GETS NEAR…

I’M OLD ENOUGH TO DATE HER MOTHER…

SHE’D PROBABLY TREAT ME BETTER…

IF I DATE THE DAUGHTER I’M JUST ANOTHER BROTHER…

BUT HER MOTHER HAS ALREADY BEEN SMOTHERED…

BY OPTIONS LEFT FROM A RECKLESS SEX LIFE IN YOUTH…

YOU DON’T GET A DOLLAR FROM LOSING THE TOOTH…

ALL GIRLS WANNA DO IS HAVE FUN…

WHEN-I-FIGURED-THIS-OUT-BY-25 MAN IT BROKE MY HEART HUN…

THE PHONE GIRL MEGAN NORRIS SHOWED ME…

I PAID ATTENTION…

THEY JUST WANNA HAVE FUN…

UNTIL IT ALL ENDS IN DESTRUCTION…

SON I’M DONE I’M DONE…

DO I FEAR THE OPPOSITE SEX? YES

THEY’D COST YOU YOUR DREAMS…SHE ONLY WANTS A FLING…

SEVEN CONTINENTS OF DINGALING…

I ONLY GOT ONE…I’M OUTNUMBERED…

AND-HALF-OF-MY-COMPETITION-IS-PROBABLY-IN-HER-DMS-RIGHT-NOW-OW…

SENDING-PICTURES-OF-THE-FRESHLY-SHAVED-CUCUMBER…

WITH THE EGG PLANT EMOJI CUCUMBER AND WATER DROPLETS…

SHE WANNA SQUIRT ON ONLY FANS LIKE A WATER FAUCET…

THE BITCH THINK SHE LOOK LIKE FARRAH FAUCET…

SHE JUST LIKES GETTING HER FERRET TOSSED IT’S

KINDA FUNNY I USED THE WORD FERRET…

TO DESCRIBE IT BUT I AIN’T WANNA SCARE IT…

SO I SAID IT LIKE THAT I FIGURED IT’D BE FAIR SHIT…

HAD TO COME UP WITH AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING WITH HAIR SHIT…

AND BEAVER DIDN’T RHYME I HAD TO DECLARE IT…

SO TO BE FAIR IT’S…

ONLY APPARENT…

 

SHE WANNA SQUIRT ON ONLY FANS LIKE A WATER FAUCET…

THE BITCH THINK SHE LOOK LIKE FARRAH FAUCET…

SHE JUST LIKES GETTING HER FERRET TOSSED IT’S

KINDA FUNNY I USED THE WORD FERRET…

TO DESCRIBE IT BUT I AIN’T WANNA SCARE IT…

SO I SAID IT LIKE THAT I FIGURED IT’D BE FAIR SHIT…

HAD TO COME UP WITH AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING WITH HAIR SHIT…

AND BEAVER DIDN’T RHYME I HAD TO DECLARE IT…

SO TO BE FAIR IT’S…

ONLY APPARENT…

 

SHE WANNA SQUIRT ON ONLY FANS LIKE A WATER FAUCET…

THE BITCH THINK SHE LOOK LIKE FARRAH FAUCET…

SHE JUST LIKES GETTING HER FERRET TOSSED IT’S

KINDA FUNNY I USED THE WORD FERRET…

TO DESCRIBE IT BUT I AIN’T WANNA SCARE IT…

SO I SAID IT LIKE THAT I FIGURED IT’D BE FAIR SHIT…

HAD TO COME UP WITH AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING WITH HAIR SHIT…

AND BEAVER DIDN’T RHYME I HAD TO DECLARE IT…

SO TO BE FAIR IT’S…

ONLY APPARENT…

 

SHE WANNA SQUIRT ON ONLY FANS LIKE A WATER FAUCET…

THE BITCH THINK SHE LOOK LIKE FARRAH FAUCET…

SHE JUST LIKES GETTING HER FERRET TOSSED IT’S

KINDA FUNNY I USED THE WORD FERRET…

TO DESCRIBE IT BUT I AIN’T WANNA SCARE IT…

SO I SAID IT LIKE THAT I FIGURED IT’D BE FAIR SHIT…

HAD TO COME UP WITH AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING WITH HAIR SHIT…

AND BEAVER DIDN’T RHYME I HAD TO DECLARE IT…

SO TO BE FAIR IT’S…

ONLY APPARENT…

 

7:26PM EST –

 

1.20.2026…

 

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