6:40PM EST –
1.20.2026…
6:51PM EST –
1.20.2026…
THE OPPOSITE SEX LP…
TRACK ONE…
YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT YA LOVE ME…
BLUES TYPE BEAT…FADE…ALTERNATIVE JAZZ…BLUES…
YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVED ME…
SO TELL ME WHY WOULD I ASSUME…
YOU NEVER ASKED TO HUG ME…
SO WHY WOULD I EVER ASK TO HUG YOU…
THAT PHONE’S FULL OF GUYS WHO WANNA HUG YA…
SO BABY I DON’T WANNA TUG YA…
THAT MYSPACE FULL OF GUYS WHO WANNA RUB YA…
SO BABY I DON’T WANNA STUCK YA UP…
PHONE;S FULL OF GUYS TO FUCK YAH YA…
I’D JUST BE ANOTHER…I’D NEVER MEET YA MOTHER…
AND SHE IF SHE LIKED ME YOU’D HAVE TO GHOST ME…
MET ON THE EAST THEN SHE WEST COAST ME…
YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME…
YOU ONLY LOVE THAT NEW PHONE…
SEXY PICTURES FOR THE GRAM WHEN YOU’RE ALL ALONE…
EXPOSING YOURSELF IS SUCH A HABIT…
YOU’LL NEVER AGAIN BE TAMED…
BUT YA GOT YA INSTA GRAM FAME…
AND-ALL-OF-THE-HORNY-BOYS-AROUND-THE-WORLD-THEY KNOW YA NAME…
THE ONLY FANS GIRL NEXT DOOR GOTTA NICE FRAME…
I THINK HER HANDLE IS EVERYONE LOVES TIFFANY…
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME…
SO I CAN’T EXPLAIN…
THAT’S THE ONLY REASON I NEVER ASKED YOUR NAME…
YOU GOTTA CHAD IN THE BAG ALREADY…
THE WOMEN OF MY DAY TERRIFY ME SO…
I START TO PANIC WHEN THEY NEAR…
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA…AKA FRESH GEAR…
FORM FITTING…THE-FLESH-OF-THE-REAR…
THAT’S HOW THE LION GETS IT’S DINNER…FRESH DEER…
I START TO SWEAT IF SHE GETS NEAR…
I’M OLD ENOUGH TO DATE HER MOTHER…
SHE’D PROBABLY TREAT ME BETTER…
IF I DATE THE DAUGHTER I’M JUST ANOTHER BROTHER…
BUT HER MOTHER HAS ALREADY BEEN SMOTHERED…
BY OPTIONS LEFT FROM A RECKLESS SEX LIFE IN YOUTH…
YOU DON’T GET A DOLLAR FROM LOSING THE TOOTH…
ALL GIRLS WANNA DO IS HAVE FUN…
WHEN-I-FIGURED-THIS-OUT-BY-25 MAN IT BROKE MY HEART HUN…
THE PHONE GIRL MEGAN NORRIS SHOWED ME…
I PAID ATTENTION…
THEY JUST WANNA HAVE FUN…
UNTIL IT ALL ENDS IN DESTRUCTION…
SON I’M DONE I’M DONE…
DO I FEAR THE OPPOSITE SEX? YES
THEY’D COST YOU YOUR DREAMS…SHE ONLY WANTS A FLING…
SEVEN CONTINENTS OF DINGALING…
I ONLY GOT ONE…I’M OUTNUMBERED…
AND-HALF-OF-MY-COMPETITION-IS-PROBABLY-IN-HER-DMS-RIGHT-NOW-OW…
SENDING-PICTURES-OF-THE-FRESHLY-SHAVED-CUCUMBER…
WITH THE EGG PLANT EMOJI CUCUMBER AND WATER DROPLETS…
SHE WANNA SQUIRT ON ONLY FANS LIKE A WATER FAUCET…
THE BITCH THINK SHE LOOK LIKE FARRAH FAUCET…
SHE JUST LIKES GETTING HER FERRET TOSSED IT’S
KINDA FUNNY I USED THE WORD FERRET…
TO DESCRIBE IT BUT I AIN’T WANNA SCARE IT…
SO I SAID IT LIKE THAT I FIGURED IT’D BE FAIR SHIT…
HAD TO COME UP WITH AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING WITH HAIR SHIT…
AND BEAVER DIDN’T RHYME I HAD TO DECLARE IT…
SO TO BE FAIR IT’S…
ONLY APPARENT…
SHE WANNA SQUIRT ON ONLY FANS LIKE A WATER FAUCET…
THE BITCH THINK SHE LOOK LIKE FARRAH FAUCET…
SHE JUST LIKES GETTING HER FERRET TOSSED IT’S
KINDA FUNNY I USED THE WORD FERRET…
TO DESCRIBE IT BUT I AIN’T WANNA SCARE IT…
SO I SAID IT LIKE THAT I FIGURED IT’D BE FAIR SHIT…
HAD TO COME UP WITH AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING WITH HAIR SHIT…
AND BEAVER DIDN’T RHYME I HAD TO DECLARE IT…
SO TO BE FAIR IT’S…
ONLY APPARENT…
SHE WANNA SQUIRT ON ONLY FANS LIKE A WATER FAUCET…
THE BITCH THINK SHE LOOK LIKE FARRAH FAUCET…
SHE JUST LIKES GETTING HER FERRET TOSSED IT’S
KINDA FUNNY I USED THE WORD FERRET…
TO DESCRIBE IT BUT I AIN’T WANNA SCARE IT…
SO I SAID IT LIKE THAT I FIGURED IT’D BE FAIR SHIT…
HAD TO COME UP WITH AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING WITH HAIR SHIT…
AND BEAVER DIDN’T RHYME I HAD TO DECLARE IT…
SO TO BE FAIR IT’S…
ONLY APPARENT…
SHE WANNA SQUIRT ON ONLY FANS LIKE A WATER FAUCET…
THE BITCH THINK SHE LOOK LIKE FARRAH FAUCET…
SHE JUST LIKES GETTING HER FERRET TOSSED IT’S
KINDA FUNNY I USED THE WORD FERRET…
TO DESCRIBE IT BUT I AIN’T WANNA SCARE IT…
SO I SAID IT LIKE THAT I FIGURED IT’D BE FAIR SHIT…
HAD TO COME UP WITH AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING WITH HAIR SHIT…
AND BEAVER DIDN’T RHYME I HAD TO DECLARE IT…
SO TO BE FAIR IT’S…
ONLY APPARENT…
7:26PM EST –
1.20.2026…
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