“INTU”
WRITTEN
AND DIRECTED BY: CHAD XZAVIER FILMS
STARRING:
ME KA EL HE RU AND CHADFILMS
FADE
IN ON:
EXT.
OUTSIDE FRONT LAWN. MORNING.
CLOSE
UP. MIKE. ME KA EL HE RU. STANDING. IN THE SUN. CHILLING. RELAXING.
ENGAGING THE. SURROUNDING. ENERGIES. NARRATION.
CHAD
(OFF SCREEN)
Meet
ME KA EL. HE RU. My intuition, or INTU. He’s my internal guide.
Working, as one, with spirit. The one spirit, developing us from the
inside out. I’ve known him all my life. And he is my closest
friend. We are one, actually. He’s kept me out of trouble MANY
times. The most recent one however, forever changed our relationship.
For the better.
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FLASHBACK
EXT.
NEIGHBOR’S LAWN. DAY.
CLIP
FROM “IN” WHERE HE RU SAVES CHAD FROM AN ARMED ROBBERY BEATDOWN.
CHAD RESUMES.
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EXT.
CHAD’s BACKYARD. DAY
CHAD
(OFF SCREEN)
After
this, I began to trust him more. For he had saved my life,
effortlessly. His pure, unadulterated awareness, allowed me to retain
my most valuable asset; my life. We thus began on a journey of inner
awareness, self discovery and bombastic now moments.
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EXT.
OUTSIDE LAWN. MOMENTS LATER.
CHAD.
AND HE RU. MEDITATING. OUTSIDE. PERFORMING. BREATHING. EXERCISES.
WORKING OUT. TOGETHER. ANGER RETAINMENT PRACTICING. AS WELL. CHAD
RESUMES.
CHAD
(OFF SCREEN)
He
kept me enthralled in the natural beauty of life.
HE
RU COMPLIMENTING THE SCENERY.
HE
RU (ON CAMERA)
Notice
the beauty all around you young TATA kisser. Is this not a grand
sight in midst of the land fight? Does your seed not grow at the mere
sight of Mother Nature’s spectacular generosity?
CHAD
BEGINS TO ALSO. TAKE IN. THE SIGHTS. OF GRANDUER.
HE
RU (CONTINUED) (ON CAMERA)
Now
when we appreciate the fineness, of Mother Nature’s soft, silky,
bosom, we only get more bosom, to caress. And do you know why?
CHAD.
SHAKING HIS HEAD. NO.
HE
RU (CONTINUED) (ON CAMERA)
‘Cuz
Karma has a FAT ASS!!!
CHAD
(OFF SCREEN)
We
worked out on a regular basis. He kept me in shape.
HE
RU (ON CAMERA) (YELLING)
DON’T
YOU WANNA GIRL FRIEND? YOU, YOU, YOU CRAZY PERSON. WELL LOOK AT THAT
CHEST. LOOK AT IT!!! THE ONLY THING COOL ABOUT YOUR CHEST IS I CAN
SEE YOUR HEART BEATING. IF SHE CAN SEE YOUR HEART BEATING. THEN SHE
WILL NEVER LET YOU START, EATIING.
CHAD
(OFF SCREEN)
He
was constantly uplifting my spirits with witty speeches on the
importance of our connection.
CHAD
SITTING DOWN. WITH HE RU. SPITTING KNOWLEDGE. UPON HIS ASS.
HE
RU (ON CAMERA)
Now
CHIZZI. When you buy a sandwich from a sub shop, and you turn around
to stretch, at the same time your sandwich accidentally falls to the
ground and the clerk opts not to tell you; you know whose gonna save
your grass? ME!
When
you run across an old female friend at the grocery store and start
conversing with her … forgetting her baby daddy has threatened to
click clack your tic tacs the next time he sees you…and he’s
right around the corner looking for regular goldfish; whose gonna
fill you in? Whos Gunna Tell Yu Yur Right Next tu de Regular
Goldfish? ME! That’s whom.
When
your Mother unknowingly smuggles a mouse in her huge shoe bag from
storage, whose gonna shake that nasty bag out before you’re setting
rat traps in a car like a dam clown?! Me! Me! Me!
When
your older brother calls you to “see if you wanted to make some
extra money”, whose gonna keep you off that phone, without a major
headache Fam and out of county Orange?
Now
let’s go getchu some Hussy with a P!
HE
RU. WALKING. OFF SCREEN. FREEZE FRAME.
CHAD
(OFF SCREEN)
And
with a pal like that, what would you do?
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CREDIT
SEQUENCE: “INTU”
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INT.
THEIR SHARED ROOM. DAY.
HE
RU AND CHAD. SITTING DOWN. DISCUSSING THEIR NEW DAY.
CHAD
(OFF SCREEN)
HE
RU walked me thru our day, informing me on all the “surprises”
that would’ve depleted precious life energy from your boy.
HE
RU (ON CAMERA)
Ok
1st
off, when its time to go to work, we’re gonna leave thru the back
door, and cut thru a neighbors yard because there’s a group of
ANTWON LAVEY DISCIPLES about to knock on the door and we just don’t
have time for them. They too much; confusing.
When
we get to work, don’t say anything to Michael Messing because he’s
having a super bad day and good vibes, good vibes, all we need are
good vibes.
When
its time for lunch, I know you wanna chicken pattie with cocoa bread
and all, but they’re stale bra. Go Chinese.
CHAD
(ON CAMERA)
SHI-SHI
NI’
HE
RU (ON CAMERA)
And
when Tori calls you and lets you know her boyfriend finally broke up
with her after cheating, tell her that’s good for her dumb ass and
hang up on that pro. Stupid is as stupid does and giving her another
chance is just stupid! And what are we?
CHAD
(ON CAMERA)
NOT
STUPIDDDDDDDD!
CHAD.
RECEIVES. PHONE CALL.
HE
RU (ON CAMERA)
Aye
brah, whatchu doing? That’s a bill collector. And we don’t do
bills. Light some candles.
CHAD
SEES A FINE FEMALE OFF CAMERA. HE RU INTERVENES.
HE
RU (ON CAMERA)
Chill
bra…she’s 17 and a half.
CHAD
(ON CAMERA)
Bet
that up cuzzo!
HE
RU (ON CAMERA)
Aye,
you already know; but in 6months…
THEY
BOTH. CRANK. THE SADDLE UP COWBOY BOOGY.
HE
RU (ON CAMERA) (CONTINUED)
I’m
hitting it 1st
tho.
CHAD.
GIVING HIM. THE STINK FACE.
CHAD
(OFF SCREEN)
He
also let me know when other’s attempted to deceive a playa.
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EXT.
STREET. MOMENTS LATER.
CHAD
AND HE RU. WALKING DOWN THE STREET. ENTER. BUMWARD. SITTNG ON CAR.
OR FLOOR.
BUMWARD
(ON CAMERA)
SPARE
SOME CHANGE?
CHAD.
REACHES INTO. POCKET. BEGINNING TO. PULL OUT. DOLLAR.
HE
RU. INTERRUPTING.
HE
RU (ON CAMERA)
Don’t
do it fam…he already has 9 in his pocket, he’s just trying to buy
a dime sac.
CHAD
(ON CAMERA)
And
what’s so wrong with that?
HE
RU (ON CAMERA)
He
ain’t gonna let you hit it. He got cataracts.
CHAD
(ON CAMERA)
OH
HELL NAH!
DEAR
MIKE: AT THIS POINT I AM KINDA OUT OF IDEAS FOR MORE SCENES AND IT IS
5 AM AND I AM ON MY WAY TO YOUR PLACE SO HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO ADD
MORE TO THE SCRIPT. OTHERWISE WE STOP HERE. THANK YOU.
THEY
BOTH. WALK AWAY. INTO THE DISTANCE.
CHAD
(OFF SCREEN)
And
with a bud like that…how can I not appreciate him?
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TO:
Blueberry
compote – Title sequence
Bring
back stubbles – Don’t chu wanna girlfriend?
Cerebral
Vortex – Troy’s scenes
Combustible
Coffee Pot – ether opening scene or during intuition quotes
Don’t
Quit Your Day Job -- Troy’s INTU surfaces
In
The Bowels of Sanctuary – dunno
Junk
Science – closing scene, moral
Just
Got Feet, Don’t Got Shoes – dunoo
Your
time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't
be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other
people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out
your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow
your heart and intuition.
There
is no logical way to the discovery of these elemental laws. There is
only the way of intuition, which is helped by a feeling for the order
lying behind the appearance.
The
more you trust your intuition, the more empowered you become, the
stronger you become, and the happier you become.
Gisele Bundchen
Gisele Bundchen
Enlightened
leadership is spiritual if we understand spirituality not as some
kind of religious dogma or ideology but as the domain of awareness
where we experience values like truth, goodness, beauty, love and
compassion, and also intuition, creativity, insight and focused
attention.
Deepak Chopra
Deepak Chopra
Intuition
is a spiritual faculty and does not explain, but simply points the
way.
Florence Scovel Shinn
Florence Scovel Shinn
Intuition
comes very close to clairvoyance; it appears to be the extrasensory
perception of reality.
Alexis Carrel
Alexis Carrel
You
have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of
your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll
discover is yourself.
Alan Alda
Alan Alda
The
creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to
leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your
intuition.
Alan Alda
Cease trying to work everything out with your minds. It will get you nowhere. Live by intuition and inspiration and let your whole life be Revelation.
Eileen Caddy
Alan Alda
Cease trying to work everything out with your minds. It will get you nowhere. Live by intuition and inspiration and let your whole life be Revelation.
Eileen Caddy
The
two operations of our understanding, intuition and deduction, on
which alone we have said we must rely in the acquisition of
knowledge.
Rene Descartes
Rene Descartes
I
feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go
against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get
along quite nicely.
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