Tuesday, October 8, 2019

MAKING OF INTU SHORT FILM 2013


INTU”
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY: CHAD XZAVIER FILMS
STARRING: ME KA EL HE RU AND CHADFILMS
FADE IN ON:
EXT. OUTSIDE FRONT LAWN. MORNING.
CLOSE UP. MIKE. ME KA EL HE RU. STANDING. IN THE SUN. CHILLING. RELAXING. ENGAGING THE. SURROUNDING. ENERGIES. NARRATION.
CHAD (OFF SCREEN)
Meet ME KA EL. HE RU. My intuition, or INTU. He’s my internal guide. Working, as one, with spirit. The one spirit, developing us from the inside out. I’ve known him all my life. And he is my closest friend. We are one, actually. He’s kept me out of trouble MANY times. The most recent one however, forever changed our relationship. For the better.
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FLASHBACK
EXT. NEIGHBOR’S LAWN. DAY.
CLIP FROM “IN” WHERE HE RU SAVES CHAD FROM AN ARMED ROBBERY BEATDOWN. CHAD RESUMES.
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EXT. CHAD’s BACKYARD. DAY
CHAD (OFF SCREEN)
After this, I began to trust him more. For he had saved my life, effortlessly. His pure, unadulterated awareness, allowed me to retain my most valuable asset; my life. We thus began on a journey of inner awareness, self discovery and bombastic now moments.




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EXT. OUTSIDE LAWN. MOMENTS LATER.
CHAD. AND HE RU. MEDITATING. OUTSIDE. PERFORMING. BREATHING. EXERCISES. WORKING OUT. TOGETHER. ANGER RETAINMENT PRACTICING. AS WELL. CHAD RESUMES.
CHAD (OFF SCREEN)
He kept me enthralled in the natural beauty of life.
HE RU COMPLIMENTING THE SCENERY.
HE RU (ON CAMERA)
Notice the beauty all around you young TATA kisser. Is this not a grand sight in midst of the land fight? Does your seed not grow at the mere sight of Mother Nature’s spectacular generosity?
CHAD BEGINS TO ALSO. TAKE IN. THE SIGHTS. OF GRANDUER.
HE RU (CONTINUED) (ON CAMERA)
Now when we appreciate the fineness, of Mother Nature’s soft, silky, bosom, we only get more bosom, to caress. And do you know why?
CHAD. SHAKING HIS HEAD. NO.
HE RU (CONTINUED) (ON CAMERA)
Cuz Karma has a FAT ASS!!!
CHAD (OFF SCREEN)
We worked out on a regular basis. He kept me in shape.
HE RU (ON CAMERA) (YELLING)
DON’T YOU WANNA GIRL FRIEND? YOU, YOU, YOU CRAZY PERSON. WELL LOOK AT THAT CHEST. LOOK AT IT!!! THE ONLY THING COOL ABOUT YOUR CHEST IS I CAN SEE YOUR HEART BEATING. IF SHE CAN SEE YOUR HEART BEATING. THEN SHE WILL NEVER LET YOU START, EATIING.
CHAD (OFF SCREEN)
He was constantly uplifting my spirits with witty speeches on the importance of our connection.
CHAD SITTING DOWN. WITH HE RU. SPITTING KNOWLEDGE. UPON HIS ASS.
HE RU (ON CAMERA)
Now CHIZZI. When you buy a sandwich from a sub shop, and you turn around to stretch, at the same time your sandwich accidentally falls to the ground and the clerk opts not to tell you; you know whose gonna save your grass? ME!
When you run across an old female friend at the grocery store and start conversing with her … forgetting her baby daddy has threatened to click clack your tic tacs the next time he sees you…and he’s right around the corner looking for regular goldfish; whose gonna fill you in? Whos Gunna Tell Yu Yur Right Next tu de Regular Goldfish? ME! That’s whom.
When your Mother unknowingly smuggles a mouse in her huge shoe bag from storage, whose gonna shake that nasty bag out before you’re setting rat traps in a car like a dam clown?! Me! Me! Me!
When your older brother calls you to “see if you wanted to make some extra money”, whose gonna keep you off that phone, without a major headache Fam and out of county Orange?
Now let’s go getchu some Hussy with a P!
HE RU. WALKING. OFF SCREEN. FREEZE FRAME.
CHAD (OFF SCREEN)
And with a pal like that, what would you do?
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CREDIT SEQUENCE: “INTU”






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INT. THEIR SHARED ROOM. DAY.
HE RU AND CHAD. SITTING DOWN. DISCUSSING THEIR NEW DAY.
CHAD (OFF SCREEN)
HE RU walked me thru our day, informing me on all the “surprises” that would’ve depleted precious life energy from your boy.
HE RU (ON CAMERA)
Ok 1st off, when its time to go to work, we’re gonna leave thru the back door, and cut thru a neighbors yard because there’s a group of ANTWON LAVEY DISCIPLES about to knock on the door and we just don’t have time for them. They too much; confusing.
When we get to work, don’t say anything to Michael Messing because he’s having a super bad day and good vibes, good vibes, all we need are good vibes.
When its time for lunch, I know you wanna chicken pattie with cocoa bread and all, but they’re stale bra. Go Chinese.
CHAD (ON CAMERA)
SHI-SHI NI’
HE RU (ON CAMERA)
And when Tori calls you and lets you know her boyfriend finally broke up with her after cheating, tell her that’s good for her dumb ass and hang up on that pro. Stupid is as stupid does and giving her another chance is just stupid! And what are we?
CHAD (ON CAMERA)
NOT STUPIDDDDDDDD!
CHAD. RECEIVES. PHONE CALL.
HE RU (ON CAMERA)
Aye brah, whatchu doing? That’s a bill collector. And we don’t do bills. Light some candles.
CHAD SEES A FINE FEMALE OFF CAMERA. HE RU INTERVENES.
HE RU (ON CAMERA)
Chill bra…she’s 17 and a half.
CHAD (ON CAMERA)
Bet that up cuzzo!
HE RU (ON CAMERA)
Aye, you already know; but in 6months…
THEY BOTH. CRANK. THE SADDLE UP COWBOY BOOGY.
HE RU (ON CAMERA) (CONTINUED)
I’m hitting it 1st tho.
CHAD. GIVING HIM. THE STINK FACE.
CHAD (OFF SCREEN)
He also let me know when other’s attempted to deceive a playa.
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EXT. STREET. MOMENTS LATER.
CHAD AND HE RU. WALKING DOWN THE STREET. ENTER. BUMWARD. SITTNG ON CAR. OR FLOOR.
BUMWARD (ON CAMERA)
SPARE SOME CHANGE?
CHAD. REACHES INTO. POCKET. BEGINNING TO. PULL OUT. DOLLAR.
HE RU. INTERRUPTING.
HE RU (ON CAMERA)
Don’t do it fam…he already has 9 in his pocket, he’s just trying to buy a dime sac.
CHAD (ON CAMERA)
And what’s so wrong with that?
HE RU (ON CAMERA)
He ain’t gonna let you hit it. He got cataracts.
CHAD (ON CAMERA)
OH HELL NAH!
DEAR MIKE: AT THIS POINT I AM KINDA OUT OF IDEAS FOR MORE SCENES AND IT IS 5 AM AND I AM ON MY WAY TO YOUR PLACE SO HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO ADD MORE TO THE SCRIPT. OTHERWISE WE STOP HERE. THANK YOU.
THEY BOTH. WALK AWAY. INTO THE DISTANCE.
CHAD (OFF SCREEN)
And with a bud like that…how can I not appreciate him?
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FADE TO BLACK
Blueberry compote – Title sequence
Bring back stubbles – Don’t chu wanna girlfriend?
Cerebral Vortex – Troy’s scenes
Combustible Coffee Pot – ether opening scene or during intuition quotes
Don’t Quit Your Day Job -- Troy’s INTU surfaces
In The Bowels of Sanctuary – dunno
Junk Science – closing scene, moral
Just Got Feet, Don’t Got Shoes – dunoo






Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.




There is no logical way to the discovery of these elemental laws. There is only the way of intuition, which is helped by a feeling for the order lying behind the appearance.




I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.








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