STRAWBERRY KIWI
10AM EASTERN TIME
SUNDAY FEBRUARY 10TH, 2019
THE CREDIT LINE: CHAPTER ONE: STRAWBERRY KIWI
STRAWBERRY KIWI
BASICALLY, SO, THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY BUT I’M GOING TO, HMM, NO I’M GOING TO TALK TO EVERYBODY, BASICALLY IN THE EQUATION SO CHAPTER ONE, STRAWBERRY KIWI. I’LL JUST TALK FROM MY PERSPECTIVE. OK FROM MY PERSPECTIVE, IT IS TIME FOR US TO STOP WORKING FOR THE WHITE MAN AND HERE IS WHY.
WHY NOT? SOME PEOPLE ASK WHY, OTHERS DREAM OF THINGS THAT NEVER WERE AND ASK WHY NOT. HISTORICALLY, IT IS NOT IN OUR BEST INTEREST TO CONTINUE WORKING FOR THE WHITE MAN.. IT’S JUST, IT’S JUST NOT IN OUR BEST INTEREST. UM, IT’S NOT GOOD FOR OUR CHILDREN, IT’S NOT GOOD TO UM, TO TEACH THEM THAT THAT’S OK. I BELIEVE IN ECONOMIC FREEDOM AND ECONOMIC GROWTH. I BELIEVE IN ECONOMIC PROSPERITY FOR ALL AND I BELIEVE ALL SHOULD HELP ALL SO I HELP ALL.
NOW, I BELIEVE IN AN AMERICA, WHERE WE WORK FOR OURSELVES. I BELIEVE IN AN AMERICA WHERE THE WHITE MAN WORKS FOR THE WHITE MAN. I BELIEVE IN SEGREGATION, ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO WORKING FOR THE WHITE MAN. I BELIEVE IN ECONOMIC SEGREGATION. I BELIEVE WE SHOULD RETIRE, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. I BELIEVE IN AN AMERICA WHERE WE DO NOT WAIT FOR SIXTY YEARS OF HARD LABOR UNTIL WE RETIRE RATHER UNGRACIOUSLY. I BELIEVE IN AN AMERICA WHERE WE GO TO WORK WHEN WE FEEL LIKE IT. I BELIEVE IN AN AMERICA WHERE WE’RE NOT HANGING ON THE STRINGS OF OUR BONES (THE FLESH) BY OUR EMPLOYERS DUE TO THE NEED FOR US TO PAY OUR FEES AS TENANTS SOMEWHERE ALL OVER AMERICA. I BELIEVE IN AN AMERICA WHERE NIGGAS IN CHICAGO STOP TRIPPING. MESH.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A SHOW IN CHICAGO ABOUT THAT BULLSHIT? YOU’RE ON THAT BULLSHIT, ALRIGHT? SO, B’FORE WE GO AROUND MAKING FILMS IN CHICAGO, WE NEED TO MAKE FILMS OF US, HELPING THE HANDS OF THE CHICAGO YOUTH BUT THAT’S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE, THAT’S IN CHAPTER THREE AND I HAVEN’T WRITTEN ANYTHING. RIGHT? SO, I BELIEVE IN AN AMERICA, WHERE WHITE PEOPLE WORK FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY.BECAUSE IT’LL BE FUNNY BECAUSE THEY USED TO LIKE TO SEND US TO THE BACK OF THE BUS; AND NOW WE CAN RIDE THE BACK OF THE BUS. RIGHT PAST THEIR ESTABLISHMENT WHERE THEY WORK FOR THEMSELVES. HERE’S THE POINT THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE SEEN AND THIS IS WHY.
THEY DON’T WANT TO DO THE DIRTY WORK. THAT’S WHY WE ARE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. OH NO, NOW WHEN IT COMES TO SLAVERY, LET’S JUST SAY, LET’S JUST BE REAL ABOUT THIS FOR ONE SECOND. OK, WHEN IT COMES TO SLAVERY, LET’S JUST UH, SLAVERY IS WRONG. NOW, WHEN IT COMES TO UM, AMERICAN SLAVERY, IF YOU ARE AS I AM, A DESCENDANT OF A SLAVE, THEN WE WOULDN;T BE ALIVE WITHOUT IT. (TEN SECOND PAUSE.) THAT WAS TEN SECONDS FOR YOU TO LAUGH. SO UNTIL WE CAN LAUGH ABOUT THESE THINGS TOGETHER, WE WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER. SO, LET;S JUST ALL LAUGH BECAUSE IT’S A VERY SERIOUS TOPIC AND SO IT MUST BE MET WITH GLEE. FOR WE MUST SOLVE THESE ISSUES AND THUS, THE LINE IN THE SAND. SO, HERE’S THE LINE IN THE SAND. I KNOW A LOT OF YOUR TRICKS WHITE PEOPLE. AND I’M GOING TO EXPOSE THEM ALL RIGHT NOW. IN THE PRIVACY OF MY OWN HOME IN SYRACUSE, NEW YORK SO LET’S GET IT.
RULE NUMBER ONE: WE’RE TALKING ECONOMICS HERE SO IT’S DEFINITELY FOR ANYBODY. IT’S FOR ANYBODY, IF YOU’RE A HIGH SCHOOLER, THIS IS DEFINITELY FOR YOU. IF YOU’RE A MIDDLE SCHOOLER, THEN THIS IS DEFINITELY FOR YOU. YOU’RE GOING TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL
SOON AND THEN BY THE TIME YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU’LL RULE THE WORLD. NOT REALLY BUT KEEP GOING AND ONE DAY, YOU WILL HA BUT IN A GOOD WAY! YOU’LL RULE IT, YOU’LL RULE YOUR WORLD, YOU’LL RULE YOUR OWN WORLD. I’M GOING TO RULE MY OWN WORLD, LIKE THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN THINKING FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS. “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE CHAD?” “I’M GOING TO RULE MY OWN WORLD.” THEY’RE ALL LIKE, “NO ONE RULES THEIR OWN WORLD.”
EVERYBODY WORKS FOR THE WHITE MAN, NOT EVERYBODY, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DO. IF YOU DON’T WORK FOR THE WHITE MAN, RAISE YOUR HAND.
(5 SECONDS LATER) IS ANYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU LOOKING AT YOU LIKE WHY’D YOU RAISE YOUR HAND? SO, BUT HERE’S THE THING. YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR THE WHITE MAN, YOU DON’T WANT TO WORK FOR THE BLACK MAN, YOU DON’T WANT TO WORK FOR THE CHINA MAN, YOU DON’T WANT TO WORK FOR THE ICE CREAM MAN. (LAUGHS) HOLD UP, HOLD ON, (IN/EXHALING) I KNOW I SAY YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT THIS BUT RULE NUMBER ONE: ECONOMICALLY SPEAKING, WHEN YOU TURN EIGHTEEN, YOU’RE GOING TO GET THE CREDIT CARD.
I GOT TWO THEN, SO HERES WHAT YOU DO WITH THE CREDIT CARD. YOU GET A JOB AND WHATEVER THE BALANCE IS ON THE CREDIT CARD, WHATEVER THE MAX IS ON THE CREDIT CARD, YOU BUILD THAT UP FIRST IN CASH RESERVE. IF IT IS $1000 TOTAL BECAUSE YOU HAVE TWO AND THEY ARE EACH WITH $500 LIMITS, YOU RAISE UP $1000 FIRST AND PUT IT AWAY, YOU COULD EVEN PUT IT IN CRYPTO THEN YOU WOULD NEED ANOTHER CASH RESERVE, JUST TO BE SAFE. IT’S GOING TO SIT THERE BUT YOU GET THE CASH RESERVE THEN YOU SWIPE THAT CREDIT CARD FOR EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING? EVERYTHING! SWIPE THAT CREDIT CARD FOR EVERYTHING. NOW UH, FOR THE WHITE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO KNOW WHAT I;M ABOUT TO SAY, SOME OF THEM ARE SHIVERING RIGHT NOW. SOME OF THEM ARE HAPPY ASF, SOME OF THEM WANT TO CALL ME NAPPY ASF. I AM NAPPY ASF BECAUSE I’M TIRED AND I NEED A NAP, THEREFORE I’M NAPPY. BUT I’M ALSO HAPPY TO NOT BE NAPPING RIGHT NOW. I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS BOOK ALL NIGHT. YOU KNOW WHERE I’VE BEEN ALL NIGHT? WORKING FOR THE WHITE MAN. AND LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT WORKING FOR THE WHITE MAN. CHAPTER TWO.
CHAPTER TWO: STRAWBERRY KIWI
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