TRANSCRIBED FROM SUNDAY AUGUST 25TH, 2019-
MISTER MEN
MONDAY FEBRUARY 11TH, 2019
STOSH’S 29TH BIRTHDAY
DEAR MISTER MAN:CHAPTER ONE: THE INTRODUCTION
WE’RE GOING TO GO WITH DEAR MISTER MAN, RIGHT? SO THIS IS FOR THE MISTER MEN YOU KNOW, ALL THE MISTER MEN OUT THERE, WHAT’S UP MISTER MEN? YEA, IT’S YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD NERD (LH) WHOSE YOUR FAVORITE NERD NIGGA? I SAID, WHOSE YOUR FAVORITE NERD? WHOSE YOUR FAVORITE DORK?WHOSE THE SQUAREST NIGGA YOU KNOW? NIGGA? SO UH, THIS IS FOR, THE D BOYS, OK I SAID IT ONCE. MISTER MEN, RIGHT? MISTER MEN, HOW’S IT’S GOING? UM, I’M GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF THE GAME MISTER MEN AND I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING.
FIRST OFF, FUCK THAT! YOU’RE LIKE FUCK YOU NIGGA! FUCK YOU CHAD. THAT’ S WHAT, THAT’S THE FIRST THING I NEED YOU TO DO. I SAID MISTER MAN, WE’RE GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF THE GAME. YOUR’RE LIKE FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU CHAD. RIGHT? NOW UM, (INHALES) THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THE WHITE MAN SAYS AND UM, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU REFUSE TO WORK FOR THE WHITE MAN. AS YOU SHOULD. I-I-I-I-I-II-I-I-I-I-I (LH). OK, I GET IT, I GET IT, YOU DON’T WANT TO WORK FOR THE WHITE MAN AND I DON’T WANNA WORK FOR THE WHITE MAN EITHER BUT I DO WORK FOR THE WHITE MAN BECAUSE WORKING FOR THE WHITE MAN IS NOT SAFE, AT ALL, BUT IT’S SAFER THAN, YOU KNOW,, BEING A MISTER MAN.
AS FRIEND TO THE MISTER MAN I WANT TO SAY, WE CAN ALL GET OUT OF THE GAME, AND UM, I’M WORKING ON THAT, SO, UNTIL THEN, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR AND UH, IT’S FAVOR NUMBER TWO AFTER READING THIS. YEA, IT’S A FAVOR, SO, SO ,IT’S A FAVOR, WHILE I CONCOCT THE PLAN OR WHAT NOT, AND CAN DESCRIBE IT BETTER, I NEED YOU TO UH, USE YOUR BLOOD MONEY AND GIVE BACK TO THE ORPHANS AND THE YOUTH. AND THE COMMUNITIES AROUND YOURS. OK?
SO, WHAT IS THAT GOING TO DO? I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, WHAT’S THAT GOING TO DO? IF YOU, DONATE A HUNDRED DOLLARS, ON A REGULAR BASIS, TO THE YOUTH, SOMEHOW, LIKE REALLY DO SOMETHING, LEND THE HELPING HAND, RIGHT? LEND A HELPING HAND.. IT’S A TINY RIPPLE OF HOPE AND IT WILL KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL, PRISON AND ALL OF THAT GOOD STUFF BECAUSE THE WHITE MAN WON’T BE ABLE TO GET YOU FOREVER. GOD’S GOING TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND IT’S LIKE OK, HE’S USING HIS BLOOD MONEY FOR THE GREATER GOOD. THE ONLY THING IT SHOULD BE USED FOR.
LIKE, WARS ARE HAPPENING ANYWAY, IT’S A HISTORICAL FEATURE OF MAN KIND’S TIME ON EARTH. SO, THE WAR MOVIE HAS NEVER STOPPED. SHE HAS GOTTEN MORE INTERESTINGLY DISGUSTING. WE’RE DISGUSTED WITH HER. LET’S THINK IN TERMS OF ENERGY HERE PEOPLE. TAKE THE BLOOD MONEY AND SPRAY IT IN THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE IT’S ALREADY IN CIRCULATION. SO YOU GRABBED IT OUT OF CIRCULATION AND THEN YOU SPRAY IT IN THE DIRECTION OF THE YOUTH. YOU KNOW WHY?
YOU CAN’T LAUNDER THAT MONEY ALRIGHT. IF YOU TAKE YOUR BLOOD MONEY, AND TRY TO TURN IT LEGAL THEN THAT’S CALLED MONEY LAUNDERING. SO, YOU MUST BE AND I KNOW WE ARE. SO, WITH THAT SAID, AIN’T NOBODY TRADING STOCKS WITH THAT SHIT NIGGA. SO, I CAN'T BUY CRYPTO WITH THAT MR. AML BITCOIN. PATRIOT ACT, WHAT? SO, TAKE THE BLOOD MONEY, A PORTION OF IT, A SMALL PORTION, CAUSE IT’S A LOT CAUSE YOU’RE DOING YOUR THING !!AYE!!
GIVE BACK, AND WE’LL GO FURTHER, LATER. INTO EVERYTHING, JUST RIGHT NOW, EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE’S MORE, THERE’S ALWAYS MORE, THINKING MORE, WITH A HUNDRED PROJECTS, WHATEVER, I MADE A LOT OF SHIT, IN MANY YEARS, IN ALL OF MY TWENTIES ACTUALLY AND IN ALL MY TWENTIES, HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF THIS, JUST HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS OF THIS IN GENERAL, AND UM, IT’S LIKE THE FIRST THING LIKE THIS, IN PARTICULAR, I GET THE SHIVERS.
THE HEEBIE JEEBIES, THE BUTTERFLIES, THE BUTTERFLY EFFECTS, ALL THAT STUFF. THE BUTTERFLIES AFFECT ME MAN. (L) AND UM, YOU KNOW? 8MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS IN YOU KNOW, WE, I NEED YOU TO JUST GIVE BACK TO THE YOUTH. JUST, REALLY, LIKE REALLY, YOUTH, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. JUST, MAKE SURE YOU GIVE BACK, LOOK OUT FOR THE YOUTH. JUST, ALL DAY, JUST LOOK OUT. JUST LOOK OUT FOR THE YOUTH. THAT’S IT.
THAT’S IT, THAT’S IT, JUST THE YOUTH, THE YOUTH, THE YOUTH, THE YOUTH. SO, THAT’S THE FIRST FAVOR. I JUST CALL THEM FAVORS BUT UM THAT’S THE FIRST ONE. LOOK OUT FOR THE YOUTH. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO STOP SO. FIRST OFF, LOOK OUT FOR THE YOUTH. UH, AND, GOD UH, YOU KNOW? SO, LIKE JUST LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT’S THE BEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO. DO NOTHING ELSE. WEAR NO FLASHY CLOTHES. DRIVE NOTHING FLASHY. JUST NOTHING, YOU KNOW?
BUY NEW SHIRTS AND THEN SPRAY MUSTARD ON THEM. THE BEST THING YOU COULD OD. (LH). I REALLY, IT’S, I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT MY JOKES. LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY THEM SERIOUSLY. IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEADPAN (L). HOW CAN I DO DEADPAN? (L) AW-SH, MAN SO LOOK OUT FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING YOUTH ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT?JUST LOOK OUT FOR THE YOUTH.
JUST REALLY, LOOK OUT FOR THEM BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, AND UM, WE’RE GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF THE GAME MISTER MAN. ALRIGHT? JUST LOOK OUT FOR THE YOUTH ORPHANS, JUST LIKE DRASTICALLY IN NEED YOUTH. YOUTH, THE MOST DRASTIC, WHATEVER.
THE BUYING POWER: CHAPTER TWO:MISTER MEN
9:11PM EASTERN TIME ON STOSH’S BIRTHDAY. IT’S 6:11PM OVER WHERE STOSH LIVES, ON THE WEST COAST BABY BABY! I HAD ALREADY THOUGHT ABOUT, SO UM, I STARTED OFF WITH , THIS IS DEAR MISTERMEN. DEAR MISTERMAN, ORMISTERMEN, COLLECTIVELY, TO ALL OF YOU ALL OUT THEIR. THE BUYING POWER OF, THE CONSUMER BUYER POWER OF US ARE ONE POINT TWO TRILLION SO, WE JUST HAVE TO DIVIDE THAT BYOR DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET THE PERCENTAGE. MULTIPLY IT, WHATEVER , GET THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MISTER MEN IN THAT EQUATION ALRIGHT? AND THEN BOOM, THAT’S LIKE, WELL, YEA, YOU GET A LOT, AND THAT’S A LOT SO YEA, COOL, NOW, SORRY.
THAT’S A LOT OF BUYING POWER. SO ALL OF THE MISTER MEN OUT THERE, MUST NOW COME TOGETHER AND UM, INDIVIDUALLY, COME TOGETHER OR BY INDIVIDUALLY DOING THE SAME THING BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TO MESS WITH EACH OTHER. YOU GET THE SH? YOU WITH THE SH? YEA, SO, YA-YA-YA, SO,
YOU USE THAT BUYING POWER. YOU COLLECTIVELY, BY INDIVIDUALLY DOING THE SAME THING YOU'RE GIVING BACK TO THE YOUTH. LIKE LITERALLY, CHANGING THE LIVES OF THE YOUTH AND UM, IT’S GOING TO KEEP YOU UNDER CONTRACT WITH GOD. GOTTA DO IT BECAUSE HE ALWAYS SEES THAT. THAT MAKES SENSE. THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE. I TELL YOU, STOP BEING MISTER MEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LIKE YOU STOP BEING YOU NIGGA. AND I’M LIKE NO NIGGA, AND THEN ALRIGHT IT’S LIKE THEN GO NIGGA. SO, (HMP) ALRIGHT, I NEED YOU TO GIVE BACK THAT BUYING POWER.
THAT’S EVERYTHING. ANYONE WHO LIKE WANTS TO BE SOMETHING WILL GIVE BACK WHEN ARE THEY YOU KNOW? THAT’S YOU KNOW JUST HOW IT GOES. YOU KNOW? SO, USE YOUR BUYING POWER AND DO THAT. THEN IT’S ON TO CHICAGO AND LET’S WIN THERE.
I KNOW I DO A LOT OF LAUGHING AND JOKING AND FORGETTING WHAT I HAD TO SAY AND THINGS LIKE THAT BUT, ON THE CONTRARY, IN THE YEAR OF 2028, IF I’M ALIVE, AND THE ECONOMIC STANCES ARE CIRCUMSTANTIAL, THEN YOU KNOW, IT’S ON TO CHICAGO AND LET’S WIN THERE. THAT’S REGARDLESS OF WHERE THE DEMOCRTIC OR REPUBICAN CONVENTIONS. YOU KNOW UH, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE FUN AT THE PRIMARIES. THE PRIMARIES ARE GOING TO BE FUN. THAT’S BASICALLY WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY. SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY CHAD? WE’RE GOING TO HAVE FUN AT THE PRIMARIES.
IN THE YEAR 2028 TO 2032, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE FUN AT THE PRIMARIES. THE YEAR 2028 WILL BE THE FIRST YEAR I’M ACTUALLY ABLE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. IT’S GOING TO BE THREE YEARS AFTER I AM LEGALLY ABLE TO RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY. IT’S IN THE SMACK DAB MIDDLE OF ELECTION SEASON. ELECTION DAY IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST OR SECOND WEEK OF NOVEMBER RIGHT? WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS NEW YEARS WEEKEND, BORN ON THE FRIDAY, RIGHT INBETWEEN INAUGURATION DAY. IT’S GOING TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.
HOW OLD ARE YOU? (L) IT’S LIKE I HAD AGED THREE YEARS BEFORE YOUR EYES. IT’S LIKE, I’M THIS AGE, THEN I’M CAMPAIGNING, I’M THIS AGE, THEN WHEN I WIN, I’M THAT AGE, THEN WHEN I’M SWORN IN, THEN I’M LIKE THE NEXT AGE. AND THAT’S A YEAR AWAY FROM FORTY. IT’S JUST LIKE FUCK ALL YOUR BULLSHIT. (L) I’M FORTY NOW AND YOU’RE STILL TRIPPING, SO, THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING AND A LIFESTYLE LIKE THAT IS AS DANGEROUS AS YOURS. AND YOU KNOW IT
I JUST SAID, IT’S DANGEROUS. IT’S DANGEROUS, IF YOU TAKE ME SERIOUS. IF YOU DON’T TAKE ME SERIOUS, IT’S REALLY GOOD FOR ME. BESIDES THIS FACT THOUGH, YOU KNOW, GIVE BACK TO THE YOUTH, USE YOUR BUYING POWER, HELP THE YOUTH, IT’S BLOOD MONEY ALRIGHT. USE YOUR FUCKING BLOOD MONEY AND FUCKING FUCKING HELP THE YOUTH YOU FUCKING BLOOD MONEY GETTING MOTHERFUCKER MAN.
SO, YOU GET IT? YOU GETIT, CAUSE YOU GET IT. RIGHT? SO GIVE IT BACK, CAUSE IT’S BLOOD MONEY LIKE WHO WANTS TO HOLD ON TO THAT? LIKE, WHOA THERE, YOU THERE TRANSMUTE THAT ENERGY IN HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN MY FRIEND. THAT’S A LOT OF ENERGY IN YOUR HANDS MAN. THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF ENERGY. DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR. ERROR. AUTOMATIC SHUTDOWN.
SO IT’S TIME FOR TOUCHDOWNS AND THREE FORTY TWO BLUES AND ALL OF THAT, AND BLITZES AND NO INTERFERENCES, INTERCEPTIONS, NOTHING. NO SACKING, UNLESS WE ARE SITTING DOWN ON THE BENCH RACK. SO, GET IT? WHO IS DAFT PICK #199. TELL ME! WHO WAS DRAFT PICK/ (L). WHO WAS NUMBER 13? SO, GIVE BACK TO THE YOUTH, THAT’S ALL WE HAVE TO DO.
IT’S THE HELPING HAND CHALLENGE PEOPLE SMACK YOURSELVES. WE’RE GETTING DOWN, LET’S GET IT, IT’S BEEN GOTTEN. WE’RE ALL GONNA GET IT. IM HELPING EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY, THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT. THAT’S THE WHOLE PLAN. IF YOU HURT A LOT OF PEOPLE, YOU COULD DIES. IF YOU HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE, YOU COULD STILL DIE. YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUNNY ABOUT THAT WHOLE EQUATION? (FIVE SECOND PAUSE) I WAS TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO LAUGH FOR TEN SECONDS. IT WAS GETTING REALLY UNBEARABLE (L). IT WAS LIKE ROGER RABBIT, IT WAS CRAZY.
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE ATTACK, SO THIS IS HOW IT GOES. THIS IS THE ATTACK, IT IS THE STRATEGIC ATTACK AGAINST, THE AGAINST (L). DEAR THE MISTER MEN, WE’RE GOING AGAINST THE AGAINST, HMPH. (L) I WANT TO SAY IT, SO I CALL YOU MISTER MEN, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE YOU’RE A BLOOD MONEY GRBBING ASS NIGGA. I GET IT, I GET IT. SO, NOW, GIVE SOME BACK, GIVE SOME BACK, YOU GET SO MUCH, GIVE SOME BACK.
WEAR SOME DIRTY CLOTHES FOR ONCE MAN. SMARTEN UP, THEY DON’T ALL WANNA LOCK YOU UP, JUST STOP LOOKING OBVIOUS. ALRIGHT? I’M OUT HERE OBVIOUS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. MAN I’M WRITING BOOKS AND I’M WRITING BOOKS ABOUT THIS SHIT. I’M NOT EVEN WRITING, I’M JUST TALKING SO WHATEVER COMES TO MIND, I’M JUST SAYING IT AND WHILE KEEPING IT ALL IN LINE. SO, YOU GET IT? LIKE, I’M ON THE LINE RIGHT NOW.
MY MONEY’S ON THE LINE TOO. I TRADE FOREX AND ALL TYPES OF STUFF AND I CAN’T LAUNDER YOUR MONEY AND YOU CAN’T LAUNDER YOUR MONEY ANYWAY EITHER SO IT’S LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? WHAT AM I GONNA DO? SO WE’RE GONNA FIGURE THAT OUT AND SOME OF IT’S ALREADY BEEN FIGURED OUT SO WE’RE GOING TO EXPLAIN SOME OF IT BUT BEFORE WE EXPLAIN SOME OF IT WE’RE GONNA SAY THIS. THIS IS THE MISTER MEN COLLECTION RIGHT HERE START OFF CHAPTER TWO WHAT NOT, HAVE YOU THERE FORE MY FRIEND ? (L) YOU KNOW UM, LIKE, GIVE BACK TO THE YOUTH. TEN MINUTES. UM, YOU KNOW? GOD’S ALREADY LOOKING OUT FOR YOU. SO, DO MORE. DON’T BE FLASHY WITH ANYTHING. GIVE THE FLASHY MONEY AWAY.
KETCHUP OR MUSTARD:CHAPTER 3:MISTER MEN
7:30PM EASTERN TIME SUNDAY AUGUST 25TH, 2019 (TRANSCRIPTION)
SO, BLOOD MONEY, YOU HAVE TO HELP OUT, WE ALL WE CAN CALL MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE DOING THAT, YOU KNOW? LIKE YOU CAN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW REALLY DO THAT YOURSELF YOU KNOW? IT’S JUST REALLY ITS’ JUST REALLY LIKE YOU KNOW, JUST DROPPING THE MONEY OFF, AND THAT’S IT. JUST DOING IT, JUST CONTINUE DOING IT, YOU KNOW?
JUST PRIVATELY YOU KNOW, THAT’S GOING TO DRASTICALLY SHIFT ENERGY, IN YOUR FAVOR. SO, I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING TO, BUT I GUESS I’LL DO IT LATER, WHEN IT COMES BACK TO ME. SO, YOU KNOW, MY DAD, (L), OK, STOCKS RIGHT? AW, YOU KNOW, MY DAD COULD’VE BOUGHT SHARES OF APPLE, GOOGLE, MICROSOFT, YOUTUBE, WHICH WAS EATEN BY GOOGLE. GOOGLE ATE YOUTUBE, ‘LONG TIME AGO.
I LOST YOUTUBE CHANNELS TO THE PRE 2011 GOOGLE ACQUISITION AUTOMATICALLY, THEY WERE GONE. THEY DIDN’T CONVERT THEM AT LEAST. UM, DAD DIDN'T; AND I DEMAND YOU ALL OF THAT ERA YOU KNOW SO, IT COULD HAVE BEEN REAL EASY FOR YOU ALL. HAD YOU HAD SOME NERDS ON Y'ALL SIDE, BUT, Y'ALL YOU KNOW, DIDN’T GET TO KNOW ANY NERDS OR ANYTHING, SO. IT IS WHAT IT IS BUT UH, THE NERDS OF THE WORLD ARE NOT CONFINED TO THE BOUNDS OF PHYSICAL LIMITATION, OR TRANSMUTATION.
SO, WITH SUCH SAID, I CAN TALK, JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, ANY OF THEM, YOU KNOW? THE PRESIDENTS, IF I, RIGHT NOW, HAD WIFI, WELL, I CAN LOOK IT UP, ON MY PHONE. SO, I CAN ACTUALLY LOOK IT UP SO, HOLD ON. (30SECOND PAUSE) IT’S NOT RESPONDING.
I STARTED READING THE CHALLENGER SHUTTLE SPEECH FOR THE FIRST LINE. WHO IS HARDER TO READ? SHAKESPEARE, OR JEFFERSON? THOMAS, JEFFERSON. ALRIGHT, YEA, HIS WRITING, IS CRAZY. IT’S LIKE, (L), I THINK SHAKESPEARE IS NOTHING NOW, IT’S LIKE YOU KNOW, I LOVE SHAKESPEARE, BUT UH, I LOVE SHAKESPEARE BECAUSE, WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY, THAT’S WHEN YOU READ SHAKESPEARE MAN. THAT’S WHEN YOU SAY SOME SHAKESPEARE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I STARTED READING SHAKESPEARE AND SPEAK WHAT TRADE IS THOU. I AM BUT AS YOU WOULD SAY ANSWER ME DIRECTLY. BE OUT WITH IT I BESEECH YOU WHAT MEANEST THOU BY ART THAT SAUCY FELLOW ALL THAT I LIVE BY BUT WITH ALL. AMONG THE STREETS (L)
WHOA, YOU GET THE POINT RIGHT? I’M THE MAN BUT YOU’RE THE MF MAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE BLOOD MONEY IN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HAND NIGGA, SO, SPREAD IT IN THE AIR A LITTLE BIT AND UM, HELP THE YOUTH, THE YOUTH, THE YOUTH. DON’T HELP THE STRIPPERS, THE STRIPPERS DON’T NEED HELP FROM YOU ANYMORE. (L) THEY CAN GET ANYTHING.
SO, YEA, SPRAY SOME MUSTARD ON A BRAND NEW, WHITE SHIRT. BUY SOME MORE WHITE SHIRTS, BUY SOME KETCHUP, AND JUST TRY IT. SPRAY A LITTLE BIT ON THERE (L) YOU KNOW AND THEN, (L) PUT IT ON THE HANGER (L) LET IT DRY (HL) EVERYDAY YOU WEAR A BRAND NEW (HL) (HL) YO, YOU DON’T GET IT. YOU’RE GONNA BE LIKE, “WHY WOULD I DO THAT? THEY’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME SUCH WAY.” (HL) THAT'S WHAT YOU’RE GONNA THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING.
WE COVERED THAT ALREADY:CHAPTER FOUR:STRAWBERRY KIWI SHORTCAKE THE PREQUEL INTRODUCTORY SESSION CONCLUSION
10:24PM EST TIME ON STOSH’S 29TH BIRTHDAY
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11TH, 2019
HE LIVES IN THE PAST. SO, AT THIS POINT I’VE REALIZED, THAT THIS PARTICULAR PROJECT, SERIES AND GENRE AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, FILE CABINET YOU KNOW UM IT’S REALLY JUST LIKE PERSONAL LETTERS YOU KNOW TO THE MISTER MEN OF AMERICA YOU KNOW AND ALL OF THAT STUFF. ALL OF THE MISTER MEN OUT THERE, OF AMERICA, AND ALL OF THE MISTER MEN OF OTHER COUNTRIES, NEED TO STOP THAT SHIT AND UH YOU KNOW. IF THAT MADE YOU LAUGH THEN THAT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MISTER MEN OF AMERICA NEED TO STOP THAT SHIT AS WELL. BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. “FUCK YOU RIGHT?” SO, WE COVERED THAT ALREADY SO, WE GIVE BACK TO THE YOUTH, WHILE WE WORK ON EVERYTHING RIGHT?
EVENTUALLY, WE’RE GOING TO GET YOU TO BUY YOUR ASS OUT. THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUYING YOUR ASS OUT, AND BAILING, YOURSELF OUT. THERE’S A HUGE DIFFERENCE. WE ARE GOING TO BUY YOUR ECONOMIC FREEDOM. WE ARE GOING TO BUY IT FOR YOU. US AND YOU, THAT’S AMERICA AND YES, Y'ALL IT’S TIME FOR THOMAS JEFFERSON. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I DON’T KNOW, WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. ‘CAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, BUT, I’M GOING TO GIVE IT A SHOT, ANYWAY. THOMAS JEFFERSON SPEECH ON IMMIGRATION. WOW I’VE NEVER READ IT BEFORE, ONLY BECAUSE, I’VE NEVER READ IT BEFORE UM. WHERE IS IT AT? FK THAT. THEY TRIED TO TRICK ME. HPMH, UH, ALRIGHT, SORRY ABOUT THAT, TOOK A LONG ASS TIME.
I AVAIL MYSELF, WHICH IS HERE, FOR THE FAVOR, TO DECLARE, SINCERE CONSCIOUSNESS, THE TASK IS ABOVE MY TALENTS, SO JUSTLY INSPIRED, A RISING NATION, TRAVERSING ALL THE SEAS ENGAGED IN COMMERCE WITH NATIONS ADVANCING RAPIDLY WHEN I CONTEMPLATE THESE TRANSCENDENT OBJECTS COMMITTED TO THE AUSPICIOUSNESS OF THIS DAY UTTERLY INDEED SHOULD I DESPAIR REMIND ME IN OTHER HIGH AUTHORITIES TO YOU GENTLEMEN, MISTER MEN
BLAH BLEH BLOO, THAT’S WHY I DON’T GET BEACHES RIGHT? I GET IT, I GET IT. SO, PUT SOME MUSTARD ON YOUR SHIRT NIGGA, WEAR IT, YOU KNOW, IT’LL BE YOU KNOW, DINGY YOU KNOW OR, BUY A NEW SHIRT AND THEN PUT MUSTARD ON IT BRO. YES, THAT’S EXACTLY HOW, YOU WANT TO LOOK BRA. FOH...YOU KNOW? SO, SO, ONCE AGAIN, PLEASE BEGIN TO, LOOK OUT FOR THE YOUTH. IN HONOR OF THE MARTYRS, YOU KNOW BECAUSE, I’M GOING TO DO MY BEST TO, LAY OUT THE PLANS FOR YOU TO GET OUT AND THAT MIGHT PUT ME IN DANGER. THE SADDEST THING ABOUT THAT,
I WAS BORN TO BE, I HAVE MANY GIFTS, TIME MAY NOT BE ONE OF THEM. IT WOULDN’T BE FAIR, I WOULD FEEL IT WOULDN’T BE FAIR TO ME, JUST BASED ON HOW, IT JUST WOULDN’T BE FAIR. CHAD YOU KNOW, I’VE BEEN TOLD I WAS YOU KNOW, A THREAT, FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, SO, YOU KNOW LIKE, THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO SAY, DON’T EVER THINK THAT BUT, JUST FOR NOW, FOR NOW.
JUST LOOK OUT FOR THE YOUTH, PLEASE, DO THAT AND THE MORE MISTER MEN THAT UNDERTAKE SUCH A CHALLENGE, THEN, THEN THINGS WILL SHIFT YOU KNOW? OK, YOU KNOW, GOD WILLING, I’M STILL ALIVE IN 2028, AND ALL OF THE BUSINESS VENTURES I’M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW, TEN YEARS BEFORE, YOU KNOW, (PAUSE) YOU KNOW, I’M GOING TO SPEND A “BIILLI” ON CHICAGO. TAKE THIS BRAIN AND USE IT FOR YOU KNOW, THE YOUTH OF CHICAGO. JUST GO THERE, WITH A BILLION DOLLARS. JUST GO THERE, GO THERE, AS A BILLION DOLLARS. JUST DO, WHAT’S YEA YOU KNOW? SPREAD THAT BILLION, IN A CONCENTRATED EFFORT IN CONCENTRATED EFFORTS, SPREAD THAT BILLION DOLLARS.
SO WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO THIS FAVOR, I REALLY NEED YOU TO DO THIS FAVOR FOR ME IN THE MEANTIME. YOU’RE GOING TO DO IT FOR, IT’S NOT EVEN FOR ME, JUST BECAUSE I’M THE ONE ASKING OF YOU IT NOW SO PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE, HELP THE ORPHANS, PLEASE, HELP THE ORPHANS ALRIGHT? THE HATE YOU GIVE LITTLE INFANTS? TUPAC SO, FILM LIFE SO, SO, UM, MY SHOULDERS ARE SORE. THERE WERE FIVE HUNDRED CARPETS ON THE SHOULDER AT WORK. REAL SORE, KNEES SORE,EVERYTHING’S SORE, JUST SORE ASF. SORRY, UGH, WAIT, HOLD ON, AW SH, ALRIGHT SORRY. SO, ABOUT TO GO, SO YEA WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE THESE BUT I JUST WANTED TO REITERATE THE FIRST FAVOR PLEASE, GIVE ME TIME TO WORK THAT OH SO, UM.
FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, NIGGA, HAVE SOME FUN NIGGA. AND WE’RE ALL GONNA HAVE SOME FUN. I HAVE FUN THINKING ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE IT IS GOING TO LEAD ME BUT I KNOW WHERE I WANT TO TAKE IT AND WHERE IT CAN GO AND THEN NOT ONLY IT’S GOING TO LEAD ME, STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVE WHERE I WAS GOING ANYWAY I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO, I COULDN’T BEHAVE...SO?
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