3:00PM EST - 3:51PM EST
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 7TH, 2024
2.7.2024
WRISTS BATHED IN RED SESSION TWENTY THREE: CREEPY MOVIE: SESSION ONE: I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND SLEPT ON THE COUCH
I'M IN MY BEDROOM RIGHT? I CUT OFF THE LIGHT IN MY ROOM. IT'S MIDNIGHT ON THE DOT. I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT. I LAY DOWN IN MY BED. I START DOZING OFF RIGHT? NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'M HEARING A KNOCK ON MY DOOR. I GET UP. I GO TO THE DOOR. I OPEN MY BEDROOM DOOR. THERE'S NO ONE THERE. I PEEK BOTH WAYS WITH MY HEAD OUTSIDE OF THE DOOR.
I GO BACK IN THE BED. I START DOZING OFF AGAIN RIGHT? FIVE MINUTES LATER, ONCE AGAIN, I HEAR A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. THIS TIME I REALIZE IT'S COMING FROM MY CLOSET DOOR. THE CLOSET DOOR IS CLOSED RIGHT? SO I GET BACK UP OUT OF THE BED. I WALK TOWARDS THE CLOSET. I OPEN THE CLOSET DOOR. I DON'T SEE ANYTHING IN THE CLOSET BUT MY CLOTHES ON THE HANGERS.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW I SEE A GREEN HAND REACH OUT FROM BEHIND MY CLOTHES. THE GREEN HAND TOUCHES MY RIGHT SHOULDER. I HEAR A VOICE TALKING TO ME RIGHT? THE VOICE SAYS "I'M NOT REALLY TOUCHING YOU". I SCREAM OUT "OH HELL NAW!" I RUN OUT OF MY ROOM RIGHT? I FLY DOWNSTAIRS. I RUN TOWARDS THE FRONT DOOR TO GET OUT RIGHT?
THE MONSTER SLIDES IN FRONT OF THE ROOM. " DON'T GO OUT THERE MAN THERE'S A MONSTER OUTSIDE" THE MONSTER SAYS. I SAY "WHAT? NO YOU'RE THE MONSTER. YOU BETTER STOP PLAYING WITH ME". THE MONSTER LOOKS OFFENDED. THE MONSTER RESPONDS TO ME WITH "NO YOU'RE THE MONSTER AND YOU BETTER STOP PLAYING WITH ME BEFORE I EAT YOU." THE MONSTER STARTS LAUGHING.
I START SHAKING INSIDE. I'M WELL DONE FOR I'M THINKING TO MYSELF. THE MONSTER SITS DOWN BLOCKING THE FRONT DOOR. "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR MAN. YOU SEE I'M NOT REALLY HERE BRO." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT REALLY HERE MAN I'M LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW." THE MONSTER SAYS "JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME DOESN'T MEAN I'M REALLY HERE RIGHT?"
I SAY "OK FINE. I'LL CLOSE MY EYES FOR FIVE SECONDS AND WHEN I OPEN THEM UP AGAIN YOU'LL BE GONE RIGHT?" THE MONSTER SAYS "EXACTLY." THE MONSTER SMILES. I DON'T LIKE HIS SMILE. "NO YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING SCARY WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES" I SAY TO THE MONSTER. "DUDE I JUST CAME FROM YOUR CLOSET TO YOUR FRONT DOOR BEFORE YOU GOT DOWNSTAIRS. IS THIS NOT ALREADY SCARY ENOUGH? DUDE LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE COMPLETELY TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW BRO BE HONEST."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME SIR?" I ASK THE MONSTER. "I'M ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD MAN DON'T CALL ME SIR AGAIN OR I'LL EAT YOU." I BACK UP A LITTLE MORE. THE MONSTER STARTS LAUGHING AT ME AGAIN. "DUDE YOU'RE SCARED SPIT LESS. I BET YOUR MOUTH IS AS DRY AS A SOLID SURFACE." THIS MONSTER WAS WEIRD CUZ. I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S TRYING TO SCARE ME OR MAKE ME LAUGH.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME MAN I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOU." THE MONSTER STANDS UP AND SAYS "NO MAN I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOU. IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT HUH?" I SIT DOWN TOO. "FINE MAN WHAT'S THE DEAL? WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
"I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU I'M NOT REALLY HERE." I ASK THE MONSTER "SO YOU CAME INTO MY HOME TO TELL ME YOU'RE NOT REALLY IN MY HOME?" THE MONSTER SITS BACK DOWN. "YES. EXACTLY. I'M NOT REALLY IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW. I'M NOT REALLY HERE IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU'RE NOT REALLY HERE IN YOUR HOUSE EITHER. THIS ISN'T EVEN REALLY A REAL HOUSE."
I GET IRRITATED AT THE MONSTER. "DUDE YOU'RE CRAZY." THE MONSTER STARTS TWIDDLING HIS FINGERS WHILE LOOKING DOWN AT THEM. "I'M NOT THE CRAZY ONE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BELIEVES HIS OWN EYES." "BELIEVE MY OWN EYES? WHY SHOULDN'T I BELIEVE MY OWN EYES? THEY ARE REALLY CREEPED OUT BY LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW."
THE MONSTER LOOKS UP DIRECTLY IN MY EYES. "BECAUSE YOUR EYES ARE LYING TO YOU COMPULSIVELY. I'M NOT REALLY HERE BRO." THE MONSTER LOOKS BACK DOWN AT HIS FINGERS STILL BEING TWIDDLED THIS WHOLE TIME. HE STARTS GIGGLING AND WHISPERS TO HIMSELF "THIS MAN'S CRAZY. HE'S SEEING THINGS".
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO RIGHT NOW? ME OR YOURSELF?" THE MONSTER RESPONDS "I'M TALKING TO THE OTHER MONSTER SITTING RIGHT TO MY LEFT. YOU CAN'T SEE HIM YET BC YOUR EYES ARE STILL LYING TO YOU." I START BACKING UP. IM GETTING GOOSEBUMPS. THIS MONSTER IS SERIOUSLY CREEPING ME OUT BY NOW.
"SO I CAN SEE YOU BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE?" "EXACTLY" SAYS THE MONSTER. "BUT I CAN'T SEE YOUR OTHER MONSTER FRIEND RIGHT NOW BUT HE'S REALLY HERE?" "YES EXACTLY. YOU CAN'T SEE HIM BC HE'S REALLY HERE. I'M NOT REALLY HERE WHICH IS WHY YOU CAN SEE ME."
"SO ANYTHING REAL I CAN'T SEE AND EVERYTHING I SEE IS FAKE?" THE MONSTER STANDS UP. THE MONSTER UNLOCKS THE FRONT DOOR. THE MONSTER OPENS THE FRONT DOOR. THE MONSTER TURNS BACK AROUND AT ME. "EXACTLY. NOW YOU GET IT. PRECISELY. TOMMY I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. NOW YOU GET SOME REST. I'M COMING BACK TOMORROW TO DELIVER TOMORROW'S MESSAGE. MAKE SURE YOU LOCK THIS DOOR BACK." HE STARTS TO SMILE WIDE. "YOU DON'T WANT TO LET ANY MONSTERS IN RIGHT?".
THE MONSTER WALKS OUT OF THE HOUSE. I LOCK THE DOOR. I HAD TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER. I WAS DRIPPING IN SWEAT. I GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. I DRY OFF FROM THE SHOWER. I GO BACK IN MY ROOM. I LAY DOWN IN MY BED AGAIN. I START DOZING OFF. TOOK ME AN HOUR TO CALM MY MIND.
THE WHOLE HOUR I KEPT WONDERING TO MYSELF, WAS I TRIPPING OR IS THE MONSTER RIGHT? THE MONSTER OPENS MY CLOSET DOOR. "YOU'RE THE ONE TRIPPING FOOL. I'M RIGHT. NOW STOP THINKING BRO YOU'RE KEEPING ME UP." THE MONSTER CLOSES MY CLOSET DOOR. I GO DOWNSTAIRS AND SLEEP ON THE COUCH.
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